Biscuit Wars

[chandlercheesecake]

Bit of a weird list! Here's mine.....

God tier - Fox's Viennese, chocolate chip cookies, Chocolate Fingers
Top tier - chocolate digestives, shortbread, Pink Wafers, Fox's Crunch Cream
Mid tier - digestives, Coconut rings, Bourbons
Meh tier - Rich tea, Ginger nuts, Nice, HobNobs, Jammy Dodgers, Custard Cream
Shite tier - Garibaldi, Malted Milk

 

[watermelon sugar]

Party Rings in the God Tier? Aye, if you’re 5!

Where’s the Tunnocks Tea Cake?! Chocolate Hobnobs need to be God Tier, anything less is blasphemy. Choco Leibniz?! Shortbread?!

Don’t get me started on those chocolate bars. Fuck you, Dave!

My boyfriend went out and got party rings after I showed him this ranking. I must say, I do think they are god tier worthy

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

I'd put a Kitkat as a chocolate bar, not a biscuit.....

The centre is biscuit in a bar-shape with a coating of chocolate, so I'd say you can class it as either.

 

[bubbadabut]

What is top-left? An extra chunky Wagon Wheel?

No Bahlsen Biscuits either

 

[jarv]

My god tier would be jammy dodgers, caramel digestive, bourbons, those Fox's biscuits that is like a cookie dipped in chocolate on one side and jaffa cakes. Jaffa cakes are in with the biscuits at the shop therefore they are a biscuit

 

[dee_mc]

What is top-left? An extra chunky Wagon Wheel?

No Bahlsen Biscuits either

I think it's a Jacobs Chocolate Kimberly.
They're great in fairness, much, much better than a Wagon Wheel imo.
Agreed re Bahlsen biscuits, and where are the Lotus/Biscoff biscuits?!

 

[watermelon sugar]

That list is an abomination.

I don't want to know what that mallow thing, but it, the party rings and the pink wafers can all get in the bin.

Choco leibniz need to be on the top row (especially the Baileys version which are like food from the gods) with the hobnobs, choc digestives and cookies. Oh and maybe a shortbread too, those ones that you get in a tin at Christmas

Have you had the white choco leibniz amazing

 

[Babyyoda88]

I was in full support until you mentioned a fig roll

aww the poor humble fig roll.

 

[dee_mc]

That chocolate tier is rubbish. Some of the best chocolate bars aren't even there. Where are the double deckers?

And Daim, and Lindt, and Kinder Bueno?
Amateurs.

 

[jarv]

Bounty higher than Boost is just plain wrong

 

[LittleMy]

Party Rings in the God Tier? Aye, if you’re 5!

Where’s the Tunnocks Tea Cake?! Chocolate Hobnobs need to be God Tier, anything less is blasphemy. Choco Leibniz?! Shortbread?!

Don’t get me started on those chocolate bars. Fuck you, Dave!

 

[WilmaHun]

They have got my favourites in the God Tier so I'm OK with this (Jammy Mallows)


Are you shitting me, those are Jammy Mallows, literally the greatest biscuit ever if you were born late 60's early 70's. No party would be complete without those.

Never heard of them, I was born 95

 

[Fancyfeathers]

Whoever made those tiers are just wrong

 

[watermelon sugar]

Never heard of them, I was born 95

I've never heard of them either! What are the big chocolate things on the god tier? The first ones

 

[Pixipoppy]

Have you had the white choco leibniz amazing

I always see these in the shop and have to stop myself buying them cos it’ll probably lead to an addiction They look soooo good!

 

[ClockworkDolly]

My God tier would be: Party Rings, Jam-filled teacakes (Lyons preferably), Chocolate Fingers, Jammy Dodgers (but with cream added, I think Foxes do them), Mint Viscount, Chocolate Digestives, Ginger Biscuits, Chocolate Malted Milk.

Shite tier: Bourbons, Fig Rolls, Garibaldi, Nice, Morning Coffee.

The jam mallows are an Irish thing, no? Made by Kimberly. They're ok but not God tier, no way. Plus I only eat the mallow and not the jam or biscuit part which defeats the purpose. I see no tunnocks tea cakes or caramel wafer. The mid tier mallow and coconut thing is super nice.

Oh I forgot about Caramel wafers. They are the creme-de-la-creme of wafer biscuits. I shall have to stick them on next weeks shopping list now.

 

[watermelon sugar]

I always see these in the shop and have to stop myself buying them cos it’ll probably lead to an addiction They look soooo good!

Their honestly so good you need to try them! The Asda i go to don't do them only the Morrisons which I hardly go to. Which is good cos I'd be addicted too

 

[LittleMy]

My children would agree with you. Their faves

Jaffa Cakes are the very best. I love them.

You can’t just eat one either.

I used to love ToffyPops as a child but hate them as an adult.

 

[Babyyoda88]

Cookies, custard creams and those caramel digestives would be in my God tier. I love a fig roll too, I’d put that in my top tier with the bourbon.

 

[Dot_Cotton]

I’m not getting the God tier either. I do like a party ring but I don’t buy them. A chocolate hobnob with tea is the dream. But also love a bourbon and custard cream. But my fave biscuit is a club followed by penguin. Also love a viscount. Off to the Asda to buy some clubs!