Woke up today and decided that I was going to be an influencer.
So for starters, I'm going to go back to sleep until at least noon.
Then I will get up and go eat the most unhealthy thing I can for breakfast. Maybe a 12pk of Krispy Kreams with a giant Starbucks and some cakepops too.
Then I will go home and sit on the couch for a while and watch some TV. Maybe several episodes of Vanderpump Rules or RHoOC.
I'll put in a Door Dash order for some Mickey Ds. You know, little treat.
Then around 3pm, I'll take a little nap because I will be out pretty late for the hour I plan to spend at Disneyland today.
Around 5pm, I'll go and have the best burger in OC at Jim's Burgers #3.
Then I'll go back home and do emails, make phonecalls, read Tattle and whatnot (with Sleepless In Seattle playing in background)
Then around 10pm I will make the drive to Disneyland and begin my work hour.
I'll start by getting something else to eat, you know....because.
Then will probably waddle around Frontierland to see if the Ray Bradbury tree has been installed yet.
I'll then go find a shady spot, (yes at 11pm)
And do some bitching about the Spring Break crowds because that's what I do best.
Then around 12:15am I'll be asked to start making my way towards the exit. I'll head towards It's a Small World as I need to get at least 1000 steps in for the day.
Once I am sidelined in my attempt to bypass cast members requests to leave the park,
I'll head down Main Street where I will hit as many shops as I can and manhandled as much merchandise as I can.
Because I can.
Then I will grab a tram ride back to the parking structure while taking obscure photographs for use at a later date.
Then back home, but not before another stop for some late night eats at Dennys.
I always order my favorite dish, Moons over my Park Belly.
Wow, what an exhausting day.
On second thought, think I'll just go back to my paying job on Monday.