Below Deck #5 ⚓️

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Kathy and Aesha have the measure of Kizzy. She’s absolutely desperate for male validation, she doesn’t care who from. Also, did anyone else notice the chef massaging Kathy’s feet in the car? I think he seems sweet, not sure why no one seems interested in him at all.
 
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Hes into Kizzy with the magic fanny as well
 
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He creeps me out, dunno why. Especially when he's dressed as a clown
 
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He creeps me out, dunno why. Especially when he's dressed as a clown
I think he's an interesting man, and he's explained why he trained as a clown. I feel so sorry for Gael...Nathan is the creep.
 
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I freaking loved how Aesha read her straight away. She’s kooky but she has her head screwed on right.
 
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Behaving the way she was in the hot tub and then acting all hard done by that Aesha was pointing out her obvious behaviour (that she admits to, constantly saying she wants to be the main character etc.) was so irritating to watch.
 
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Don't hate me but OMG Joe I would absolutely fall for that charm (he's a walking red flag I know) but I love him!!!
 
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Don't hate me but OMG Joe I would absolutely fall for that charm (he's a walking red flag I know) but I love him!!!
Really?! I spend the whole time watching him wondering how anyone COULD find him attractive

All the men baffle me. Well, not so much baffle as gross me out. Walking, talking proof that men just go for ‘easy’ over all else.
 
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Really?! I spend the whole time watching him wondering how anyone COULD find him attractive

All the men baffle me. Well, not so much baffle as gross me out. Walking, talking proof that men just go for ‘easy’ over all else.
I think he's nice looking, but totally turned off by how much of a fanny rat he is
 
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I don’t like Joe at all. He puts on this cheeky scouse chappie thing but I think he’s a bit of a shit really.
 
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I don’t like Joe at all. He puts on this cheeky scouse chappie thing but I think he’s a bit of a shit really.
A bit is very kind of you. He’s a proper prick, both in a romantic sense in that he says anything he thinks will get him in his current targets pants but also in a friendship sense imo. Obviously Nathan has been a bit of a below par bosun but if it was my ‘best mate’ getting in shit at work because I was dicking around, I’d get my shit together, but he just got the hump that he was being asked to do his actual job rather than fucking about. He’s just out for himself.
And don’t even get me started on his holey as fuck story about his ex who apparently he was so in love with but left in another country rather than making it work and then just dumping because his job didn’t work out… rather than just coming home to her? Fucking idiot.
 
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You could actually see him making up the story as he went along.
 
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She makes my skin crawl. One of those girls who isn’t just not a girls girl but literally an anti-girls girl. She sees any and all other women as direct competitors and it’s gross. Can’t believe some dopey cunt has actually asked her to marry him, especially if it’s the same Tom as she ditched on the show so as to spread her legs wings unencumbered!
 
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I was half paying attention when Josh did his creepy clown “I see you” bit to camera, and it genuinely made me shudder.
 
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This one sided rivalry with Kathy is just ridiculous. Kathy has literally done nothing to her. Also, the multiple people all making out in the car was a lot. Poor Aesha being stuck in the middle of that.

I’m liking Kathy. She did a great job articulating her boundaries to Max, who does strike me as a bit pushy.
 
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Kizzy is the kind of girl who goes in a huff if she doesn't get fingered on a night out
 
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