Below Deck #5 ⚓️

[cowtastrophe]

Wow Jenna was annoying in that episode , marking her territory like a bloody cat

I saw a clip from the next episode and she is AWFUL Drunk, whining, stropping, crying, shouting. I didn’t expect to hate her more than Pickmesia but I actually do. She dropped Eddy, went off and shagged Ben but was still flirting with Eddy, got annoyed when she was called out on it then just whined like a toddler. And her behaviour around Barbie - jesus, could she be any more immature?

 

[cowtastrophe]

Watched the finale tonight. Loved V stepping on Kizzi’s foot. Also hilarious that Joe clearly expected a shag and ended up eating noodles by himself.

Max makes my skin crawl. He's so needy and I don’t find him attractive in the slightest. However, I’m literally twice the age of a lot of them so it would be creepy if I started fawning after them.

 

[Django]

He creeps me out, dunno why. Especially when he's dressed as a clown

I think he's an interesting man, and he's explained why he trained as a clown. I feel so sorry for Gael...Nathan is the creep.

 

[Lalala12]

Kizzi saying she “hates boys” after breaking up with her boyfriend cos she wants to kiss other people… ?!

 

[KerGlr5]

I love when the girls are all dancing in a sexy manner and the camera goes to Aesha would LOVE a night out with her

 

[Demilee124]

Yeah the fact that Bri couldn’t be honest with Lara about how she was managing her and that she was upset and overwhelmed when they’re supposed to be besties, that is not a friendship!

I hope the next one is better, Lara really ruined the vibe in this one.

Tzarina is a lot but I do think she’s got a good heart. Do you think she might be neurodiverse? I am and she reminds me of how I was when I was younger just trying to fit in and not really being me in social situations. As others have said, there’s no way that Lara would have tried half that shit with Ben or some of the other male chefs, she was horrible to Tzarina the whole way through and trying to put it on T as the bad one

 

[cowtastrophe]

Alecia’s mum is a half wit honestly that girl has no hope

This.

’You're useless HAHAHA only joking!’

 

[Me123x]

Ellie is a psycho

 

[BoPeeps78]

Both Alesia AND Mike should have been called out for leaving the mess. It wasn't fair to leave all of that for the morning crew. Alesia rolls out a few tears and always manages to get out of trouble and get her way. I love Ben, but it was shitty of him to leave the cleaning up to Ellie (even though Ellie probably deserved it for the shit she pulled last time she was on BD.)

 

[murielsweddingplanner]

Im finding it so slow. 1 set of guests across 3 episodes. Am hoping its just because it was the housewives and rest of season doesnt drag out each charter like this.

 

[Restless Native]

Frenchy needs to fuck off. She's worse than useless.

Shes just fame hungry

 

[Pollie]

She has proper crazy eyes. I’m sure production edited to emphasise the crazy but they haven’t edited her eyes.

Agree, her eyes are craxy and not to be an asshole but she’s not attractive and she’s clearly desperate. A terrible yet entertaining combo.

 

[Louanne]

If Cathy doesn't want Max, I'll take him.

 

[Restless Native]

It all just feels so “off” so far. Feels like it’s way too fake now.

Too produced

 

[givemethenight]

Just caught up last night - what the hell was that last episode?! Like a shit episode of Love Island with everyone trying to one-up each other by pulling as many people as possible for maximum screen time. Very cringe. Feels like the show is so set up and curated now.

 

[JodieGreen123]

So the trailer has dropped for the next series … which is going to be Med … Aesha chief , Nathan bosun , and Joe as a returning deckhand . Also looks like Hannah Ferrier might be back but as a guest ?

am I mad or did we just have a season of Med before Down Under ? Isn’t it main series’ turn ? Or are we getting extra med because there’s no Sailing Yacht ?

The show is turning into a parody of itself. The worst line up and I bet they’ll do the completely unnecessary thing that Down Under are currently doing and film all the guests at their houses etc. first.

I too will probably still watch it as I love the trash, but will be angry about it at the same time!

 

[JodieGreen123]

Another awful episode. The guest being a dickhead was mildly entertaining. Other than that felt like another case of Love Island meets Geordie Shore.

 

[Demilee124]

I didn’t like Bri’s reaction to Harry dancing with Alesia either - felt like she was cruel to him when she knew there was nothing in it. Lara getting involved too

 

[Louanne]

The only reason I think Jason wont do anything him is cause they wont be able to get another chef intime for the charter and they need the chef, "sous" chef assistant Ellie wouldn'tbe able to cop.

But agree Jason needs to hold him to account.

Not a fan of Jason this season. It feels like the fame has got to his head.

Miss Captain Lee,

I loved Jason on previous seasons but he seems to have lost his edge.
He was also such a fair captain, but enforced the rules when needed. This season he's based repercussions on who the person involved was, rather than what they have actually done.

 

[Offish]

Ben is so clearly a sexist, classist snob and it's honestly embarrassing. Acting like a stroppy teenager when he's nearly 50.

Jenna's behaviour was poor, but she was a drunk 22 year old. The way Ben speaks to and about people is awful, allowing and encouraging his galley hand to bitch about Daisy.

He’s such a twat about his upbringing as well, crying on about how he doesn’t want to be judged on his class/privilege when he goes around judging people and mistreating them to that end constantly. He’s like a bloke continually accusing someone of cheating, they’re nearly always the cheat themselves.