Below Deck #5 ⚓️

KerGlr5 · Jul 26, 2025

Isthatso? said:
I’m watching for the guests getting so drunk they are hauled off the boat then I’m out

Same, but at this point I’m now wondering if it’s going to be staged!

CaptainHolt · Jul 26, 2025

I'm cancelling my hayu subscription. I'm not paying to watch Below Deck does Love Island.

I can't stand Solene or Fraser. It's not entertaining to watch.

JodieGreen123 · Jul 30, 2025

Another awful episode. The guest being a dickhead was mildly entertaining. Other than that felt like another case of Love Island meets Geordie Shore.

KerGlr5 · Jul 31, 2025

Yeah this is such an awful series, glad the villa part is over with. Can’t believe they’re still persisting with the Instagram style photos every time someone is getting interviewed, we’re aware who they are by now!

LockdownLurker2020 · Aug 5, 2025

Anyone else think Barbara looks a little bit like Coleen Rooney when her hair is all up and off her face?

Lalala12 · Aug 5, 2025

Beyond bored now of the Solene/Jess/Barbara/Kyle drama. Why does anyone even want Solene she is a lazy vile girl

JuneJuneHannah · Aug 5, 2025

I'm not sure why I keep watching. I'm always wishing each season away.

cowtastrophe · Aug 5, 2025

Lalala12 said:
Beyond bored now of the Solene/Jess/Barbara/Kyle drama. Why does anyone even want Solene she is a lazy vile girl

I did laugh when she said 'in your box of dead' meaning coffin.

Django · Aug 5, 2025

JuneJuneHannah said:
I'm not sure why I keep watching. I'm always wishing each season away.

But do you think that Scottish shagged the guest?
( I doubt it very much )

JuneJuneHannah · Aug 5, 2025

Django said:
But do you think that Scottish shagged the guest?
( I doubt it very much )

Probably not because they are building it up too much. That always spells disappointment.

JodieGreen123 · Aug 5, 2025

Which guest are they implying? I got confused? The girl he talks to on the night out? Or the abomination who was topless in the sea?

SophSpinsSillyStories · Aug 7, 2025

I saw motor yacht St David today - it’s like a proper celeb spotting! Didn’t see Fraser or Kerry, the boat was celeb enough itself!

cowtastrophe · Aug 8, 2025

Why do the guests all whoop and screech so much? It’s really annoying!

Louanne · Aug 12, 2025

All I have to say is ... Kyle is VILE.
Silly Stillie

JuneJuneHannah · Aug 12, 2025

Stillie is a mess. I really liked him last season but he's being a knob.

cshellscshellsonthecshore · Aug 12, 2025

Louanne said:
All I have to say is ... Kyle is VILE.
Silly Stillie

Did he or didn’t he with the guest?! Can’t work out if he’s being a billy big bollocks here.

Can’t believe the toilet antics! That was just gross from the both of them.

He really didn’t like being dumped for a girl, I do know that much.

stinkerella · Aug 12, 2025

Did Jess say to Kyle sometime along the lines of how was your twentieth year? Surely he’s not 21

cshellscshellsonthecshore · Aug 12, 2025

stinkerella said:
Did Jess say to Kyle sometime along the lines of how was your twentieth year? Surely he’s not 21

She said 28th year! I watch with subtitles

stinkerella · Aug 12, 2025

That makes more sense!! Thanks

Django · Aug 12, 2025

cshellscshellsonthecshore said:
Did he or didn’t he with the guest?! Can’t work out if he’s being a billy big bollocks here.

Can’t believe the toilet antics! That was just gross from the both of them.

He really didn’t like being dumped for a girl, I do know that much.

That whole encounter didn't seem genuine to me, was it just another wanabe trying to get on the show? Snagging on the floor of the gents toilet

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