I wasn’t following her last Christmas. Now, when you say we are in for a ‘treat’ ......
Oh lordy where to start
Well every year she insists the tree isn't going up until after Jays birthday...obviously..so yeah. Then puts it up anyway.
Months before she will get out her 383394 boxes of decorations from the loft, garage, cupboard under the stairs and shed to see what she's got...then go out and buy more. She will even buy hundreds of gold baubles and big ones from pound land she will admit she has no intention of using....but they were reduced.....so yeah.
Last year she bought a tree in June in the sale and it was only £200....she put it up and hated it...but filled it with so many decorations including guttering icicle lights and huge reindeer ( AKA stans) you couldn't see it
So yeah
Then she puts a tree up in her hallway, kitchen and conservatory....along with hundreds other decorations around the house....however last year she realised if she packs away her normal ornaments and vases she has more room to put more Xmas tat....so yeah
We are then encouraged to think outside the box while she decorates unused branches and puts them above her kitchen window, attached to light fittings and various other places...so yeah
The dining table is then decorated with so much stuff there isn't anywhere to put plates and people opposite each other can't even see one another....so yeah
Last year she even contacted the local press about how early she puts her Christmas decorations and they came around and took photos....and we laughed....so yeah
Once the decorations are she then starts waffling about taking them down.....so yeah
I've probably forgotten loads