This one is starting to get on my last fucking nerve. I absolutely cannot bear the clacky mouthed, piss holes in the snow breakfast videos. Who the fuck rolls out of bed and starts making pancakes? Just have a brew like a normal human. And this business of cooking from fresh all the time. Piss off love. I keep receipts and I'm an insomniac. She cooked 5 dinners from fresh in the last 19 days!!! These were:
CHICKEN Shawarma
Slow cooker CHICKEN casserole
Roast CHICKEN
CHICKEN pie
Mac and
CHICKEN cheese
The rest were made up of:
3 Indian takeaways
2 McDonalds
1 doner kebab
1 Taco Bell
1 meal out at Girls Aloud
1 M&S Indian meal
1 Morrison's carb fest salid
1 Greek ready meal (4 fucking koftas)
1 frozen chicken & waffles
Which leaves 2 undeclared dinners. One was the Grief Nando's (this looks like it was the day after the living dead dog became the dead dead dog cos she has that holy pink tent on). The missing one is the day old Ricko rolled a 7. Either she was too hysterical with grief to eat (
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
) or she decided to Just Eat her feelings.