Jesus wept. Just when you think old hollow legs can’t get anymore scran down her gullet she presents her ‘WIEIAD Sunday Edition’. Bacon sandwich, chocolate rice krispie bar, wrap, crisps, lion bar ( she also had a bag of mini cheddars, a malt loaf and a kit kat in that fucking lunch suitcase - we all know she necked them and all). No wonder she says going to Paige’s dancing is her ‘fave’ thing to do…it’s a non-stop snackfest. Then she gets home, exhausted from all the chewing and retreats to her boudoir where she has a massive kebab, garlic bread and chips. You couldn’t make this shit up if you tried.