Beckijones4 #11 A Macdonald’s a dayum won’t keep the doctor awayum (for much longer)

[Lyds..27]

who did this I'm an aquarium toom

 

[velvetn0mates]

She was moaning on live because she hasn’t seen Paige since last Thursday “because it’s half term” god forbid a 14 year old girl wants to hang out with her mates and not her sad lump of an Aunty

 

[gigilouxx]

I’m costaphobic darren

 

[WhatIKnowIllTellYou.]

Love you aallllllll

 

[pearlpotatoxo]

Not her saying “the cost of living hasn’t half gone up” to her mum whilst being unemployed, living at home and chauffeured around everywhere

 

[donehadherses]

the search suggestion on her latest video i'm fucking buckled

 

[Grannytakesatrip]

Apologies if anyone here is from there but Becki and her family are from Ellesmere Port which is notoriously known for interbreeding so the family situation makes sense

I know of a girl from Ellesmere Port who had to split up from her fiancé because they found out they were first cousins

 

[missqueen]

Can everyone stop making this about themselves and stick to the topic that the wardrobe is turning 30

 

[WellJenelle]

Honestly never seen someone that shape in my life. She's like a Mr Men

 

[pearlpotatoxo]

“Today I wanted to do something that’s a little bit productive and good for my mental health” - could always try getting a job?!

 

[Gossipreadee]

All the 30s

 

[Kelso56]

Apologies if anyone here is from there but Becki and her family are from Ellesmere Port which is notoriously known for interbreeding so the family situation makes sense

 

[gigilouxx]

The bucket hat doesn’t even fit on her big block head also see she’s forgotten to put the yellow round her eyes today
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“You are not my mate, and you are not my fellow DJ, goodbye forever”

 

[LloydsBoosters]

Sorry but I'm creasing at my pfp with the hat on

 

[Tanne1999]

Can’t stop thinking about someone saying she looked like Binky, so I present to you Binkyjones4

 

[LloydsBoosters]

I'm so sorry but this reminded me of The opening credits of Shameless

SCATTA!

 

[Sertraline Queen]

I can't wait to see what her 30th party will be like.

I’m calling it: Miller and Carterm with her family, kids balloons and a montage of her standing awkwardly waving with both hands in her parents lounge behind a large cake. Sunglasses glued to her brisket bonce all day. Guyyyyyyys I can’t believe I’m FIRRRTY

 

[LloydsBoosters]

Up next she will be breaking into the OF scene, what on earth possessed her to try and be seductive with a chocolate. Grim View attachment 1696619

Becki would defo involve food in the bedroom. Not like strawberries and chocolate sauce, it'd be hash browns and sour cream and chive dip.

 

[Sertraline Queen]

Recap: 29 yr old HunchBeck ( aka Quasimodoum ) is still a fick, fat, greedy, lazy oaf with no life of her own. She tags along on all her nieces and nephewms outings, claiming to be “taking them” when in fact she’s always hogging the front passenger seat of her mums / sisters car. She’s done a couple of ADs which were enough to put anyone off ever shopping at Yours or Spar. She has obviously gained weight and is still trying to convince us that she’s shrunk since last year. The minging Crocs are glued to her breeze block feet in all weathers and her skin / hair is looking increasingly manky.

But yeah, luv youm all!

 

[wthamidoinghere]

Why is she making hot chocolate in a slow cooker for god sake. Just do it normally I genuinely don’t get the obsession she has with pissing about with food

I bet her mum still has to hide the fancy shampoo so she doesn't make potions with it in the shower its like 29 going on 4.