Beautybeyondthe_eye/Snapshoteye #38 Billy bear ham, see through sausage man, Pool’s got a wegal woute plan!

[Mlem]

WHOS SIXTEEN!!!

 

[BeansOnBeans]

Still think he is Tin Tin
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Omg anyone with actual editing skills please put tintin in skinny jeans and salmon jumper. Maybe a little rosacea for the win

‘It’s not much, but it’s honest work.’ I have minus skills btw but it made me laugh too much to not attempt.

 

[ThatB***hCarolBaskin]

In thousands and thousands of years time. When whatever humans exist still, decide to dig up old bones and study us from back int olden days, they will find Paul’s skull and jaw and think they have discovered some strange half human half onion species.

 

[primplepog1923]

Has anyone seen the first suggested search result on TikTok if you search Green Grass

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Guys, guys, listen... Paul has NEVER been part of the armed services. Much the same way that his eyebrows have never been part of his fucking face.

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Imagine him sitting on the edge of the bed in his Dad's spare room with a little shower cap on his flat head waiting for the bleach to develop on his little onion whisp of hair

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

New thread title suggestion

Beautybeyondthe_eye/Snapshoteye #39 Njahaha

 

[vunderland]

any time i hear a bloke say "16 is legal" all I hear in my head is that the only thing stopping them from dating and/or having sexual contact with literal children is the law and not any moral compass they possess

 

[Bella Embergs Bra]

Paul hasn't got a bum, he's just got a hole in his back.

Pass it on.

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Peekaboo Paul

 

[Mlem]

The greatest thing Paul has ever done was the fart in the bath, no contest.

Do a response video to that Paul babs, do it in farts if you want

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

Lose a body part every time you get busted talking to inappropriately aged girls….

Both eyebrows gone

Both Ears gone

Both lips gone

Appendix gone

hairline MIA

any amount of body fat gone

Normal sized grown man hands gone

testosterone gone

 

[mrsgrinchhome]

a short story

No I am dead hahahahha

 

[shhirly]

“Did i ever force anyone to listen to my fart against their will….no i didnt…”

If you follow me I WILL send you a voice note, I WILL fart.

 

[honeyteas]

Paul when someone suggests he's been in the armed services:

 

[shhirly]

Paul cleans the cheese under his foreskin by rimming it with his pinky like the end of a yoghurt

 

[Spagbol]

Me every time I log on to tattle to see the latest pool drama

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

Found this revolting clip in the archives

 

[glasgowbound]

Paul: show me the evidence

Everyone: shows the evidence

Paul: no, not like that!

 

[Littlegoldfish123]

Does anyone remember when he used to use the filter that makes you look like a bobble head and used to lip sync on his knees pretending he was a toddler?

Jesus typing that out sounds like a fever dream.