Ava Hirons

[Jelly Bean]

They need to sort those dogs behaviour before the baby arrives. Especially the big one, jumping up onto the counter to snatch a croissant. How is this going to pan out adding a new born baby into a house with two untrained dogs and two stupid humans.

It's scary to see. Zach seems to encourage it's behaviour too - or at least does feck all to stop it. He's the sort of knob who likes an unruly big dog.
It was jumping up at Ava's face before and scratching her bump. I dread to think what could happen with a toddler with food round it's mouth.

I might have this wrong but didn't her first dog end up with Jim in Somerset?

 

[GalofHal]

Oh dear. Dog trouble. That poor baby being born into their household. They seem totally disorganised and unhygienic.

 

[I'veloveditforyears]

Saw a clip of the podcast and Ava says she’s having the baby using private healthcare after her mum told her the NHS was terrible when she was born and is worse now

Maybe the Clampetts will do a reel on the steps of the Lindo Wing when the baby is born...

 

[jafoolay]

Oh my god their voices on saving grace

 

[GirlWithTheBoomMic]

I might have this wrong but didn't her first dog end up with Jim in Somerset?

I think so. C Hirons has been vocal about not liking dogs and preferring cats. I remember her saying something about Jim looking after Ava's dog full time and loving it, so I think they must both be happily pottering about together in Somerset.

 

[cb213]

I really would pay to see someone bring this egotistical moron down a peg or two. Does she have a following for anything other than who her mum is? And why does she speak with that awful put on accent

 

[Cacti]

I listened to a bit and the microphone is setup is rubbish, you can barely hear Zac and Ava. Or maybe they did that on purpose! Does Ava really think being nice to the instructor will help her pass? She also thought she couldn’t get points driving a motorcycle (which she did get).

 

[RiaYoung]

Oh my god their voices on saving grace

I’m wondering if she picked one accent and stuck with it, or tried a few throughout the pod.

 

[Member]

Haven’t seen it yet but did her belly make an appearance of any reference to being pregnant?

 

[Aunt Lydia]

Stop. Her accent is so embarrassing!

Also, does anyone even know who they are to warrant their appearance on the podcast?

 

[Gossiplove22]

May never buy from Child’s Farm again now they have sent her freebies

 

[pommynoir]

Appropriation not ok for the baby then nah?

 

[Madamex]

She used to put up videos of herself on tiktok hanging out the car rapping and stuff. She doesn't seem to have much cop on.

 

[scantysandwich]

What tf are those shoes?

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Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen an uglier pair of shoes. And I hang out on the Alice Evans threads!

 

[Sqwish22]

In Ma Hirons stories today there's a clip of Zacariah Noble shouting out 'that's my mother in law' at some function or other.
Honestly he really doesn't sound the full shilling at all

The mother is also on Ava’s stories telling random girls not to marry their boyfriends “because it’s 2026” ..

 

[Crying]

I wonder what accent their baby will have.

hahahahah this killed me

 

[jafoolay]

Also snus on the floor while they have a dog is crazy. Best hope he fixes that when the baby is born

 

[Weezaweeza]

Same - her cultural appropriation is actually offensive, especially when we all know how put on it is!! We’ve seen her mom, dad and brothers talk and know where they were brought up and live etc so it’s even more embarrassing. This headwear didn’t sit well with me either

 

[Rowling]

Here’s another thread that Mother Hirons will be telling the kids in the office to watch

When she classes herself as an actress and comedian, it’s just hysterical!. Meryl Streep she ain’t.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Those crocs are so hideous