Ava Hirons

[Elle Woods]

I think Ava and Zac look like brother and sister

 

[Jelly Bean]

And the hairstyle made it look like she was wearing a wig.

And those shoes are well fugly.

 

[friedeggontoast]

They need to sort those dogs behaviour before the baby arrives. Especially the big one, jumping up onto the counter to snatch a croissant. How is this going to pan out adding a new born baby into a house with two untrained dogs and two stupid humans.

 

[GirlWithTheBoomMic]

How long do we give it

Lol.
Remember old Ma Hirons saying Ava 'wouldn't be caught dead in M and S'?

I hate to break such sad news to Ma Hirons, but I also have that white nightshirt that Little Miss Wag G'wan Hirons is wearing in PineappleQueen's first screenshot and it is indeed from M&S.

 

[rosieflowers]

She's an absolute fashion victim

 

[GirlWithTheBoomMic]

The state of these two attention seeking morons while Ava'giving birth. True night terror stuff.

 

[Traazers]

What is their ethnicity?

White British despite what Caroline has claimed over the years

 

[torontoon]

What is their ethnicity?

Ava thinks she's Black. Caroline has claimed all manner of history depending on her mood - Native American / Indigenous, Irish, etc.

 

[Traazers]

She’s 100% keeping that baby because she thinks itll keep him around; she definitely didn’t have “becoming a mother” on her to do list for 2026. I wonder what mother of the year thinks about it all

 

[Weezaweeza]

I think they will name him either Shabba or Martin Luther

 

[petalpetal5381]

Don’t her family feel embarrassed hearing her speak in a put on accent?! It’s the same as Olivia Atwood and Chloe burrows- both from well off backgrounds where everyone else in their family sound posh and they’ve got these fake working class accents. Presumably think it makes them sound cool if they sound working class, without ever having to have dealt with any of the downsides to actually being working class!

 

[WitchyGrab]

I know this is going baaack but I just remembered when Ava and Caroline went to Paris, for a Stella McCartney event. This was too funny. It was such a barefaced attempt at thinking it would launch a high fashion modelling career for BabyGirl, which obviously didn’t happen. They think incredibly highly of themselves, don’t they, the Hirons gyals. Those outfits, though!

 

[Xxccxx]

Which one of them is disabled?

I think Ava. Im not sure what but something ain’t right

 

[pommynoir]

The roadman act is hilarious but I actually quite like her and Zack together they suit. Both transracial.

 

[Instafamousssss]

They both pretend they don’t know what accent people are on about when they ask why they talk that way. They said they don’t put it on hmmm ok then

 

[WitchyGrab]

Whineup Hirons-Noble.

Whineup!!! Lickle baby Rahtid.

Social media has warped people‘s boundaries, where women‘s private moments become public property.

 

[I'veloveditforyears]

She was telling people to fuck off on her begging for engagement live yesterday when they said she was middle class. Apparently her ma only became rich when Ava turned 18 so she's not middle class.

She's not middle class. Class in the UK is about so much more than wealth.

 

[torontoon]

How long do we give it

This is so cringe. The middle finger as a response to someone saying she isn't a 'baddie' anymore (I can barely type that) is the epitome of being 12 and thinking it's edgy.

and christ, I just noticed her nails. her spade-like thumb. it gets worse the more I look at it.

 

[frillylilly]

Saw a clip of the podcast and Ava says she’s having the baby using private healthcare after her mum told her the NHS was terrible when she was born and is worse now

 

[Libertine1975]

So boycotting Nike, Childs Farm, some acne patches company, air up and Fenty then.

She is having a boy.

The outfit she wore for the Devil wears Prada premier was awful. Why was she even invited?