Ashy Bines #6

[Mickybrowneyes]

Why can’t Steve get off his ass and walk the dog?

That’s a feminine job babes, that’s ashys job hehe he does all the masculine jobs like slob around all day, eat kfc and go for a suspicious amount of time playing “tennis” and “golf”
Don’t you know anything babes hehe

 

[Angelina-00]

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Hahahahahaha! This spiel about changing the language we use. Ashy, I messaged you multiple times over Instagram and told you to change the language you use when talking about relationships, as not all relationships are made up of a male and female. And you know what you did? You blocked me! You didn't respond, you just straight out hit the block button.

Fuck off you idiot!

I just seen this on snap, also going on about labelling food as good and bad etc etc..
Does she realise how contradictory she is.. she won’t even allow her son a prober Cadbury Easter egg at Easter time..

She is such a piece of shit!

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

She’s asking for a babysitter in a fb page

Omg nooo all her money and she can’t go to a reputable babysitter site?? Also it explains why she’s sooooo tired all of a sudden. Her night nanny musnt work with her anymore and now she’s got to actually look after her own kid. I’ve never seen ANYONE go through as many staff / friends as the AB clan do

 

[srh.ls.lwlss]

I hate how she goes on that's such a foodie.. to me a foodie is someone who is constantly experimenting with food, tries different cuisines, doesn't use food as treat/punishment, in the know with new restaurants opening up... most of which she is not! Eating sweet potato 5 different ways is not a foodie!

 

[ChangingGame]

This actually may be the dumbest shit I’ve read from Trash, and she’s written some fucking dumb shit.
If anyone actually believes this bullshit, I’ve got a bridge to sell them.
Ashy, if you’re reading this (otherwise, Nat go and fill her in), this makes you look like a fucking clown

 

[Angelina-00]

This actually may be the dumbest shit I’ve read from Trash, and she’s written some fucking dumb shit.
If anyone actually believes this bullshit, I’ve got a bridge to sell them.
Ashy, if you’re reading this (otherwise, Nat go and fill her in), this makes you look like a fucking clown

How embarrassing.. you probably just have your phone set up on a tripod.

 

[greacea]

Calling BS! Rarely seen her eat anything that isn’t sweet potatoe, a “clean treat” or a smoothie. I’ve heard from witnesses that she will take a picture of something and then throw it away.

People with eating disorders are well known to talk about how much they eat, and AB does this alllll the time.

 

[MrsZee83]

My GOD she’s not the best person to teach kids the English language.
“can everyone say ungyung? How about lenthhhh? Goood kids! Now who wants to be an obsaaatrishun when they gwow up? Good little men and little girls!”
No wonder Target is embarrassed

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

Isn’t it funny when ashy would bang on about exercise and just “getting it done” and “choosing your hard” she would make other people feel like shit because they were too tired to exercise yet she didn’t go to Pilates this morning because she was too tired.. choose your hard babes….

 

[jmareem]

Who the fuk eats oats with a fork

 

[plzxm]

Nat selling budget spreadsheets for $10 you can get from the ATO for free she’s such a shameless greedy cunt

 

[Dippitybix]

Will the new range be called "Bernt pink"? Creative decision.

 

[sausagefingertrent]

Fuck Ashy is a scummy cunt.

 

[chemicality]

Fuck she’s cringe. She really doesn’t do comedy well. “Here’s a joke about coffee babes - even though I don’t drink coffee myself so I can’t relate at all… coffee isn’t clean eating babes. I only drink smoothies”.
for someone who never drinks coffee she really does mention it constantly.Trying so hard to engage followers.

 

[greacea]

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Fuck she’s cringe. She really doesn’t do comedy well. “Here’s a joke about coffee babes - even though I don’t drink coffee myself so I can’t relate at all… coffee isn’t clean eating babes. I only drink smoothies”.
for someone who never drinks coffee she really does mention it constantly.Trying so hard to engage followers.

She “BARLEY” drinks coffee… until she’s paid to promote that before you speak coffee then she drinks it most mornings. my eyes hurt from rolling them so much.
And no she does not do comedy well

 

[plzxm]

Steve couldn’t think of an original packaging idea

 

[MrsZee83]

taRLa like laRLa is probably angry because the tiny bits of plastic titty milk she does get from the 10ml syringe tastes like cardboard cookie dough clean treats and my muscle chef “caspicum and ungyun” stirfry. She wants to go back where she came from. Then remembers where she came from (Mordor) and opted to stay put a bit longer while wishing for big improvements.

 

[plzxm]

The way she pronounces ‘groceries’ Does my head in. There’s no sh sound ashy!!

LENTH
STRENTH
UNGYUN
OBSTITISHIN
COLBOLT

 

[plzxm]

Baseline babes just love detail

BTW Zebras are now known as Cheetahs

 

[Dippitybix]

Now I’m blocked

Why does she try play the 'better man" card and reply in that condescending manner with "hope you're ok ".
Like yeh, I'm fine, you're an idiot.
Just because someone points stuff out to you like spelling mistakes, getting fillers while BF, ignoring SIDS advice because you value your sleep over safety, doesn't mean they have an internal problem that your ~positive vibes~ can fix