Ashy Bines #4

[srh.ls.lwlss]

"I chose girlfriends who I know love to cook" what an honour, being chosen by ashy to cook for her so she can lie in her bed for 4 weeks... grow the fk up, you chose to have a baby, be an adult and adult !! Who's cooking for taj if she isn't.. presume Steve so then why can't he cook for her as well. I wonder how many meals she has ever cooked for these chosen girlfriends, cos ya know, she's a massive foodie and all!!

 

[nandosa]

Maybe Ashy thinks these tops are oversized cause they provide more coverage than her usual outfit of a crop top and shorts.

 

[eyerolling88]

Her last rant about doing what’s best for her family (repeated one million times) is definitely the segue for switching to formula. She wouldn’t be able to do it like a normal person without a deep and meaningful self validation speech.

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

I agree. Nat gives off the meanest girl vibes - did anyone catch the part where she said “I think everyone should respect the way that people choose to announce it online” oh honneeey your bestie is a snake who is doing this to build up engagement all for money so please dont play the moral high ground card

 

[sausagefingertrent]

I think it’s a real dog move to send someone screenshots. She can just avoid the forum and be none the wiser (or maybe not if she’s a narc)… but the people who are sending screenshots!!! That’s a bit fucked!!! Ahahah!! “Omg Ashy I love you, did you see this post where someone calls you a twit” etc - that’s psychotic!!!!

I don’t think people are sending SS, I think she is on here reading……

I like the video of them in the bed with the baby It’s the first natural un self centred video she has ever posted

With a face full of make up

 

[TwentyTwentyWon]

I don't have kids and I'm sure having a new born is really really hard. But what I don't understand is that her husband is home most of the time, I'm fairly sure she has household help like a cleaner etc. So why wouldn't she be able to wash her hair. It doesn't take that long or is that hard to do.

 

[sausagefingertrent]

Encase you missed it guys...

Oh fuck me dead They have no idea encase you didn’t know! SURLY someone would have picked this up???

You can tell Ashy posted that - she always spaces the comma how too far , hahahahaha

 

[greacea]

That's why I said many and not all and I'm glad you did ! That fresh nail feeling and just being able to get out of the house!

Ashy has been in bed for weeks, terribly sick, and saying she's struggling with the feeds, and no Steve so yet also had time to get her nails done--- doesn't fit the narrative she's been selling. Pick a lane! I feel like she constantly has to be complaining to try and be relevant to her audience but it just comes across as out of touch and whining. She's endlessly passive aggressive. Endless inspirational quotes and then little narky replies back to perfectly innocuous comments on her posts.

Yep. This.
She’s been saying how she needs time to herself, wants to start going out and blah blah blah but clearly has been going out if she’s got her nails done.
I don’t begrudge any parent needing to do something for themselves, but she has Steve doing half the night feeds, she has sleep/help and she has an older child (not another baby or toddler). She’s got it pretty good!

 

[dutchessoftullamarine]

The midwife mama has posted “he looks so much like your hubby x”

she usually annoys me too but if she did that intentionally I’m here for it.

 

[manna13]

Just Waiting here Patiently for that black-and-white photo with the baby holding her finger with the No indication of the gender

 

[manna13]

All I think of is Teletubbies Lala

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

I’m pretty sure she moved up far north somewhere.

I agree.. I don’t think Tarjjiiii is there. Queen Ashy posts about her “support group” constantly. They always take Taj but I’ve never seen Ashy swoop in and help out a friend. “Investing” in someone’s business doesn’t count Ashy.

Yeah but still regardless you’d think she would have still made the trip down to see her new grand baby!
I remember when gretty had Zane and was at the hospital constantly I don’t EVER remember ashy taking zahara it was always sammy helping out or taking her. I’ve never seen her take megsys kid. Sne never ever helps out her friends but expects them to do everything for her - typical narcissist

 

[plzxm]

I’m confused why you would think it’s Taylor? surly people would know

 

[sausagefingertrent]

“Surly” she’s had the baby? I really hope she had an awfully painful birth and had to have her Danny stitched up so she can’t get preg again so we don’t have to ever listen to her pregnancy issues and her “infertility” issues……I mean Steve’s fucking old so if she waits another 5 years he’ll get mistaken for grandad Steve m

 

[Bopip]

Ashy taking advice from a chiropractor about a paediatric surgical procedure. No. Just no. Go back to your specialist and talk to them. You know, the fucking expert!

 

[LunaTwilight88]

Any guesses for a name? If it’s ‘A’ and she said it was short like Taj my guess is Ace

Taj has never been a looker of a kid

this child is much cuter.

Taj has his mother’s original face.

 

[usemycode]

I’m not sure if this person was being sarcastic?

 

[sausagefingertrent]

Here goes the Q&A guys……I think I might need to create a fake account

Where’s your mum at?
Why does Steve always look sweaty and dirty?
Do you think Tarla looks like the Ashy before all the surgery/fillers/Botox?

Feel free to add…

 

[geerana]

The name is terrible, her responses to people who can't pronounce it are disgusting. Ashy you are a cunt!!!

Omg do it

Please do it

 

[Myfavouritecolourispink]

Has anyone else noticed that every single time Ashy mentions the time that something is launching or how many sizes to size up to, that she holds up her fingers like a child? Because I've noticed and it really grinds my gears!