Ash Pollard #2

[AperolSpritz]

She’s an idiot. Why would you buy pants where the crotch is too long? Who buys clothes that don’t fit?

 

[GeorgieBox]

Fancy bleeping wishing for more money in life , christ id be wishing just be happy to have healthy childen, this witch just doesn't realise how privileged she really is.

Such a grumpy miserable witch

 

[lovethatformeh]

She’s an idiot. Why would you buy pants where the crotch is too long? Who buys clothes that don’t fit?

Because they were Camilla and Mark daaahhhhling

 

[Butt3rfly]

She’s an idiot. Why would you buy pants where the crotch is too long? Who buys clothes that don’t fit?

Emmylou

 

[bene123]

Love her latest post/ vileda mop add. Someone asked about all the other mops she’s advertised, her response is she has all 4 mops all for different occasions. Hey Ash we saw you sold at least one of them on FB marketplace under your alias Polly Ferne.

She’s always here watching us

 

[Amyzep]

She was tossing up on whether to drive all the way to Bulleen for her osteo because she's so busy? It's less than 30 minutes drive from where she lives.

I wish all my problems were as simple as her problems.

 

[peppyop]

What’s with the weird piece of marble between the floorboards & carpet in stairs? It makes NO sense

 

[Chickinabiz]

What’s with the weird piece of marble between the floorboards & carpet in stairs? It makes NO sense

OMG came here to ask the exact same question. It looks so dumb. Oh let's put this piece of expensive Italian marble right here at the bottom of the stairs her house sucks

 

[Baby Snark]

Hello it was expensive.. us plebs wouldn't understand.. lol
So fugly.

 

[Notamused]

That rug looks so itchy

 

[justheretopeek]

That rug looks so itchy

Those rugs are horrible to try to keep clean. they are really hard to vacuum

 

[notgifted]

Those rugs are horrible to try to keep clean. they are really hard to vacuum

Sounds like the house keepers problem

 

[nothappymegs]

Sounds like the house keepers problem

But in the mop ad, she said the cleaners dumped her for being too fussy so now she cleans it herself. Lies!

 

[marketplace_grifter]

Ok

She’s always here watching us

Okayyyyy Polly Ferne

 

[Fangit]

She’s always here watching us

Hi ashwe now know for a fact you read definately. Can recall one of the vaccs selling recently on Polly ferne. See Ash we know things too.

 

[Butt3rfly]

Get farked

 

[Dabble]

I thought the girls already drew all over the new chair. Wasn't there tears?

 

[cashedupbogan]

Get farked

I was actually looking at this jacket last week when it was on sale at DJ and IT DOESNT HAVE POCKETS, A JACKET WITH NO POCKETS????
So stupid

 

[Wot Now?]

I get nervous snarking on this cow, I worry she will read it, get angry and take it out on her children.

 

[emmyglue]

Is she for real? Does she genuinely think she’s a “stylish witch”? I’m so mortified for her, poor thing!