Ash Pollard #2

[Cousin Eddie]

Oh my thread title suggestion

Ash Pollard - Head like an egg, looks like a 60yo surfer named Greg, kids still in the pram, will do anything for a buck on the gram.

 

[AlovesnewFezza]

Did Ash (Polly Ferne) ever find a new cleaner after the last one quit due to her abuse? Her add is entertaining, needs a cleaner so she can spend more time with her 2 kids, Ash your kids are in fulltime care/ kinder. Also why did she advertise for a cleaner on a Filipinos in Melbourne FB page. Entitled Racist.

 

[AlovesnewFezza]

God forbid is Ash in a public hospital? She’d be hating that. I see the trusty pram ain’t too far away 🫢

She’s at Cabrini (private). Also she shouldn’t be tagging her friend who is a nurse there saying that she brought her a coffee and has been checking in on her. Everyone deserves and pays for the same level of care. Ash pollard saying how good it is to know people to receive preferential treatment in a hospital is a disgrace.

 

[acessj]

I don’t know any real life mum who has as much luxury, free time, money and pampering as Ash and Steph Claire Smith and yet alllllll they do is complain about how hard motherhood is????!! Is it that the more privileged you are, the less resilience you have for real life?

 

[makeitstop]

The way she just yelled at Pete telling hime to focus on the kids, how about you ram your phone up your arse Ash and you FOCUS on the kids.

 

[nothappymegs]

This is a real moment of “no shit Sherlock” that 3/4 year olds don’t want to be shlepped around a mountainside in 10 tonne of ski gear that isn’t the frothy frilly crap they are usually in. They’ve just spent 10 hours in a plane, in a completely different environment, culture, temperature, etc and are now being rushed out the door to do what mum and dad want. Just let them play for a bit in the morning, settle in, get them to walk up the hill instead of being pushed in the pram, take them to get hot chocolates and go play in the snow. Let them be kids!
I must have missed the part where this was going to be a skiing holiday, I thought it was just a trip to Japan. Not a holiday planned around an activity that doesn’t exactly gel with having little kids.

 

[peppyop]

who knew her curls hid such a receding hairline

 

[AlovesnewFezza]

Even my phone is doing her a dirty. It froze here.
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She looks 80 years old. What I have found amusing with watching both Ash and Emmylou Macarthy on their family holidays to Japan is that they both rapidly declined and both looked absolutely haggard. This only reinforces to me that both of them are not at all used to spending full time hours with their children, their usual life is filled with facials, kid free days and weekends and free events without their kids. Both Ash and Emmy really struggled when it came time to be hands on parents.
Now, Ash, it’s time to line up with everyone else at Tokyo Disney, don’t worry just push your kids around in their prams.

 

[Cousin Eddie]

Brave yourselves Tattlers, she is gonna be aggro AF after Tokyo Disney.

 

[Amyzep]

Claude putting someone's used chewing gum in her mouth haha. I spat out my mouthful of coffee.

You can dress them up in fancy clothes and feed them fancy food, but kids will still do weird kid stuff.

 

[notgifted]

Has she shared how long they will be in Japan for? Are they going to Disney?
Hope it’s better content than Emmylou, all that cunt did was fucking eat.

 

[deploytheturtles]

How do you just walk through the middle of Chadstone chatting away to your own face in your phone screen? I know all influencers do this shit but I would be SO embarrassed.

 

[Cousin Eddie]

There's a lot of forehead on that latest grid pic.

 

[gawjussssfabric]

A very unflattering look. Something a plus size gal would choose

Sorry as a “plus size gal” I wouldn’t be caught dead in that. Just cos we might be “ plus size” doesn’t make us clueless in fashion.

 

[cashedupbogan]

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Again she's looking like a 60 something year old male surfer who has fried themselves in the sun since the 70's and never wears sunscreen.

 

[notgifted]

That was a whole lotta foreheads at that Easter get together jfc.

Poor cunts, all the money & Gucci in the world can’t fix those fuckers

 

[makeitstop]

mod edit thread titles need to not have swear words

 

[djsass]

The whole pram and sucking their thumbs thing is lazy parenting. God I had my first 2 - 2 years apart - the 2 year old was already walking beside me holding my hand, would sit on the step while I got baby out, because I taught him to! Then the 2 others came along and I only ever had one pram I think my youngest was just shy of 3 and it was gone. Had dummies til about 12 months then got rid of them. Never let them suck their thumbs it’s a nasty habit and wrecks their teeth. They obviously feel unsettled and need it and at that age now it’s a habit and they will be the thumb suckers at big school and their hands will stink. I feel so sorry for them. Ash is unhinged, needs medication and to chill the fuck out and be realistic and engaged with her kids. Pete is always screeching at them in the background. 2 screaming parents but they are such good parents as they dress them in designer and go on holidays yikes.

 

[Bindi]

The arrogance is just next level. In Zara and has a crack about the fashion in Japan, in a restaurant, has a crack about one of the items on the menu. You're a visitor in another country. Show some manners.

 

[acessj]

Her sold out European top looked atrocious on her. It looked like she'd shrunk it in the wash or she'd accidently bought it from the kids section. It made her look very boxy.

She IS boxy. Boxy body with chipolata fingers and a gonzo nose