Didn't the upstairs rumpus room use to be the girl's play room/ second lounge. There's minimal toys in the main lounge downstairs because they wouldn't fit her French aesthetic. Their rooms are bare with nothing on display. Sounds like it was pure boredom and nothing to play with, so they made their own fun? So good to see haha
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How do you just walk through the middle of Chadstone chatting away to your own face in your phone screen? I know all influencers do this tit but I would be SO embarrassed.
You have tit taste Ash
“My kids don’t do this” remember one of them found a black sharpie and drew on the walls in the freshly painted room (most expensive paint). She was fkn seething trying to remove it.
Just when I thought she couldn’t get fuglier sunglasses
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She only likes the bags & glasses cos no one else in Oz has them
Today wasn't the day for this, Ash! I have a broken rib and have never laughed so hard.
Oh the pain, but so worth it.
Oh the pain, but so worth it.
Trust me Ash nobody in Australia wants them!
She’s so cooked, that bag is FUGLYYYYY AF!!!
That bag looks like something you'd buy at a local market while on holidays and hate as soon as you got home.
How quickly she forgets! Only a year or so ago when I started following her rants, she was scrubbing pen from wallpaper or walls and a cushion in one of the girls rooms!! Like, YES THEY DO DO THESE THINGS ASH."My children don't DO this" uhhh yes they do because you raise fucken brats
I’d bet 90% of all children do a version of this, at least once before they’re 5. Surely? They’re children, they’re going to draw on stuff they’re not supposed to and ruin something in the house at some point. This is why most sensible parents don’t have ridiculously expensive furniture IN THE CHILDS PLAY ROOM
Exactly 
!! I love the whole "my kids don't do this" but here we are, they've done it 
Funny how we knew it was coming, I just didn't think it would be so soon!
Best part is she says she's removed all crayons now but if it's her office she'll have a pen there & i can just picture that all over the new chair!!
!! I love the whole "my kids don't do this" but here we are, they've done it Funny how we knew it was coming, I just didn't think it would be so soon! Best part is she says she's removed all crayons now but if it's her office she'll have a pen there & i can just picture that all over the new chair!!
Again she's looking like a 60 something year old male surfer who has fried themselves in the sun since the 70's and never wears sunscreen.
I bet she'll have a desk with a lock on every door and draw. And now the poor girls probably aren't allowed to have any colouring stuff ever again. I had to laugh when Clem's back chatted her and didn't give a tit what she did. And how old is she only 4. Can imagine if she's back chatting to Ash at this age she'll be getting worse as she gets older. She'll be a real little brat by the times she's a tween let alone a teenager.Exactly
Best part is she says she's removed all crayons now but if it's her office she'll have a pen there & i can just picture that all over the new chair!!
Thread suggestion @cashedupbogan and @Cousin Eddie
Ash Pollard #3 - looking like a 60 yo male surfer who fried themselves in the sun, ASH will now be known as GREG.
Ash Pollard #3 - looking like a 60 yo male surfer who fried themselves in the sun, ASH will now be known as GREG.
I see you and raise you #3 Designer tat and 'toddler' 
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The Chipolata fingers needs to be incorporated somehow into the next thread title.
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