Ash Pollard #2

[marketplace_grifter]

I can’t stand her Chipolata fingers

The Chipolata fingers needs to be incorporated somehow into the next thread title.

 

[Someone44]

duck those sunglasses stories were alot. The way she spoke to Pete plus the kid calling for help in the background! Their house must be chaos!

The office/rumpus room will be an absolute tit show but of course the kids will be blammed for even existing in there!

 

[Amyzep]

Claude putting someone's used chewing gum in her mouth haha. I spat out my mouthful of coffee.

You can dress them up in fancy clothes and feed them fancy food, but kids will still do weird kid stuff.

 

[bene123]

Ash is selling her pram for a *bargain* price

 

[SmallDickEnergy]

Ash is selling her pram for a *bargain* price View attachment 3510732

“Kids are now too big”

Yeah no tit, head! So why put them in another?

 

[peppyop]

“Kids are now too big”

Yeah no tit, head! So why put them in another?

Well they weren’t too big last week you tool!!!

 

[lovethatformeh]

duck I know it’s an add, but Jesus Christ

 

[lovethatformeh]

also, this is from days ago, but I forgot to post. Why is she such a condescending bleep??

 

[Victoria212]

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also, this is from days ago, but I forgot to post. Why is she such a condescending bleep??

Her sold out European top looked atrocious on her. It looked like she'd shrunk it in the wash or she'd accidently bought it from the kids section. It made her look very boxy.

 

[acessj]

Her sold out European top looked atrocious on her. It looked like she'd shrunk it in the wash or she'd accidently bought it from the kids section. It made her look very boxy.

She IS boxy. Boxy body with chipolata fingers and a gonzo nose

 

[cashedupbogan]

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also, this is from days ago, but I forgot to post. Why is she such a condescending bleep??

"Obvs European"

 

[acessj]

"Obvs European"

I find everything she wears so fugly! Except the red dress she wore out somewhere recently

 

[Kathy Hiltons Martini]

Ash, give it up. No peel is going to make your skin look good. It looks rit.

 

[lovethatformeh]

Ash, give it up. No peel is going to make your skin look good. It looks rit.

“It’s bleeping exhausting” ummmm then just stop bleeping doing it???

 

[bene123]

 

[acessj]

I’ve never known anyone to do more to their skin in my life! Not only does she look like tit, she’s so out of touch with her audience, and makes herself look a fool to say she works

 

[Butt3rfly]

Um darls……it’s not just the UV light from getting your nails done that damages the back of your hands….it’s when your driving and your hands are in the steering wheeland exposed to the sun.

Surely your highly educated dermatologist would have told you that?

 

[lovethatformeh]

Why does a 3 year old who picks up and eats other people’s gum even HAVE Guccis???
(And yes, I deliberately left her full forehead on show in all its glory!)

 

[notgifted]

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Why does a 3 year old who picks up and eats other people’s gum even HAVE Guccis???
(And yes, I deliberately left her full forehead on show in all its glory!)

I fail to see that this poor child doesn’t have some issues going on, the huge forehead & very low set ears are not normal

 

[Cousin Eddie]

She must have read, she's kept the kid whinging to a minimum this week.