Why oh why did I think her Japan trip would be more entertaining and informative than LazyLous?? 
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Her swearing is utterly vile. What the hell is wrong with her? Fucken this fucken that. What a gronk. She's so cringe sounding like an uncouth bogan before occasionally remembering to switch into her put-on Prue & Trude voice.
If I was another Australian tourist who overheard her in Japan I'd honestly want to deck her. She sounds like one of those annoying heroin addict ladies on Chapel St who go off on you for accidentally making eye contact. Gross.
If I was another Australian tourist who overheard her in Japan I'd honestly want to deck her. She sounds like one of those annoying heroin addict ladies on Chapel St who go off on you for accidentally making eye contact. Gross.
Money can't buy looks. I doubt her and Pete are going to last.
He has money but is humble.
He has money but is humble.
I don't get the point of her Japan trip. So far all she's done is ski and shop. She could have done that in Australia. She has zero interest in anything remotely cultural. What a bogan.
i wonder where the Dad is. We seen him at the beginning of the holiday but haven't seen him since. Looks like the sisters have left the kids and doing their own thing. Thought this was going to be all about the kids having a bit of fun at Disneyland. Not so. It's always about her. So is she going to be paying everyday for VIP entrances so she doesn't have to wait in line. Can't wait till tomorrow.
She is such a deeply unpleasant person.
Something feels off about taking the kids to Disneyland but before they even get to see it she's off going first on her own? (I know DisneySea is a separate park but still). Not to mention the swearing (I say as someone who swears like a sailor).
Something feels off about taking the kids to Disneyland but before they even get to see it she's off going first on her own? (I know DisneySea is a separate park but still). Not to mention the swearing (I say as someone who swears like a sailor).
I’m shocked. Can it be Ash has put the phone down today at Disney and is actually enjoying herself & her kids and being a present parent 
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She will prob be putting together a sponno reel to pay back the free VIP
Don’t make me laugh.I’m shocked. Can it be Ash has put the phone down today at Disney and is actually enjoying herself & her kids and being a present parent
The girls were probably screaming and having tantrums and then sleeping in their prams. Ash would have been abusing Pete and aggressively abusing anyone else who got in her way.I’m shocked. Can it be Ash has put the phone down today at Disney and is actually enjoying herself & her kids and being a present parent
Of course she bitched about waiting line for rides at Disneyland. They probably didn't even see everything cos she's 1) impatient and 2) the girls cracked the people as per usual.
She was having a whinge getting onto the Tower of Terror the other night after paying for the fast pass - "There's still a line!" - what, did you think once the amazing Money Bags Pollard rocked up they refused to sell anyone else a fast pass?
What does this “C” necklace stand for ? Cringe? Cruella? Crappy? Crusty? bleep!
The latter
There is not a single tip that Ash could share of any value - other than what not to do.
Worst holiday ever - and even that takes a special effort as Japan is so fab.
Worst holiday ever - and even that takes a special effort as Japan is so fab.
Of course she wants to get home, so she doesn’t have to parent.
If whinging was a sport, she’d be a gold medalist.
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Jokes on her because school/kindergarten holidays start in 2 weeks!!
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