Ash Pollard #2

[Chickinabiz]

Guys the shitshow is happening due to her two brats being.... well brats! Don't want to wear tracksuits as not bougie enough for a 3 and 4 year old. Were rude to shop staff. Tantrums being thrown. Hey Ash you made this rod for your back. This is on you. Where's the popcorn

 

[Fangit]

Guys the shitshow is happening due to her two brats being.... well brats! Don't want to wear tracksuits as not bougie enough for a 3 and 4 year old. Were rude to shop staff. Tantrums being thrown. Hey Ash you made this rod for your back. This is on you. Where's the popcorn

Omg I knew it wouldn't be long for the tit to hit the fan. Obviously their not in a place where they have these amazing childcare centres where you put the kids in all day while you ski. What did she think it would be all roses with a 3 & 4 year old spoilt brats. Had to laugh when she said they didn't want to wear trackpants and only dresses. That's what you get ash when you don't dress them like normal kids. And then the sister got stuck into her about the fancy pansy ski gear she purchased for the slopes when the sister purchased hers from Aldi. At least she's doesn't sound stuck up like miss Ash. I'd say it's going to be a bit of a competition with Ash. Can you imagine if she breaks a leg or something bad like that. Bring it on.This holiday is going to be a total nightmare. And it's only day 2.

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

Ash made her bed she can lie in it with the spoilt little brats! They are so ridiculously spoilt!!!

 

[peppyop]

Firstly, Clementine is not a toddler Ash! Secondly, I feel for the sister & pop whose holiday will be ruined. She should have left the kids at home. It will not be enjoyable. Imagine Ash having to parent 24/7 for more than 2 days straight! Hilarious. This could break her and Pete…

 

[Kathy Hiltons Martini]

The best part is they invited themselves along on someone else's holiday.

 

[Cousin Eddie]

LOL their holiday has barely started and she's already whinging about the kids.
I really don't know why she thought it would be a good idea. They're too young.

 

[makeitstop]

Ash…… I won’t bribe my children but I will threaten them.

 

[pokerface79]

Ash…… I won’t bribe my children but I will threaten them.

I thought the same thing .

 

[MrsEyeroll]

Ash…… I won’t bribe my children but I will threaten them.

Yeah I won't bribe you even though you really should pick your battles on a holiday but I'll threaten you with the possibility of a stranger taking you far away

 

[Dabble]

This is going to be the best tit show ever.

 

[Chickinabiz]

It seems to me that Pete deals with all the tantrums while she stands in another room recording them for the gram

 

[peppyop]

I’m predicting boarding school enrolment pronto
What a tit show. They’re poor travelling companions!!!

 

[AlovesnewFezza]

Geez Ash stop referring to your 4 year old as a toddler, I know she’s sucking her thumb in a pram but duck she’s 4.
Poor Ash in her designer ski suit is stressed and on the brink of tears because her kids can’t behave the way she wants them to. This is their usual behaviour Ash, why would you expect them to be any better in Japan. Day one and this is a disaster and I can’t wait to see more.

 

[bene123]

Threatening to send your kid back to Australia with a stranger…. What a damaging threat.

 

[ICouldTotallySizeDown]

A 3 and 4 year old should not be stuck in prams all day, imagine the fun the girls would have running up that hill and just being kids! They don’t expend any energy so no wonder they are miserable and under stimulated! They’d sleep like babies if they weren’t stuck in prams all day! As for telling them if they don’t behave we will ship you back on your own to Australia, once again, frightening for little kids that know their mother is not joking! Ash is setting them up for future abandonment issues, what a disgrace of a parent, I actually feel so sorry for these kids that seem to never be hugged or loved the way most kids are, they are absolutely a product of their environment!

 

[djsass]

Trying to not laugh at her stories pass the popcorn this is going to be the holiday from hell for her she raised bratty little spoilt “toddlers” (please) her kids are preschoolers let them walk up the flipping mountain, do their ski school, take them home for a nap and start again! They will sleep like babies after a day or even a few hours on the snow. Ash is such a spoilt brat herself all show no go - all for the looks no skills she looked so ragey already and it’s only day 1

 

[nothappymegs]

This is a real moment of “no tit Sherlock” that 3/4 year olds don’t want to be shlepped around a mountainside in 10 tonne of ski gear that isn’t the frothy frilly crap they are usually in. They’ve just spent 10 hours in a plane, in a completely different environment, culture, temperature, etc and are now being rushed out the door to do what mum and dad want. Just let them play for a bit in the morning, settle in, get them to walk up the hill instead of being pushed in the pram, take them to get hot chocolates and go play in the snow. Let them be kids!
I must have missed the part where this was going to be a skiing holiday, I thought it was just a trip to Japan. Not a holiday planned around an activity that doesn’t exactly gel with having little kids.

 

[notgifted]

This is a real moment of “no tit Sherlock” that 3/4 year olds don’t want to be shlepped around a mountainside in 10 tonne of ski gear that isn’t the frothy frilly crap they are usually in. They’ve just spent 10 hours in a plane, in a completely different environment, culture, temperature, etc and are now being rushed out the door to do what mum and dad want. Just let them play for a bit in the morning, settle in, get them to walk up the hill instead of being pushed in the pram, take them to get hot chocolates and go play in the snow. Let them be kids!
I must have missed the part where this was going to be a skiing holiday, I thought it was just a trip to Japan. Not a holiday planned around an activity that doesn’t exactly gel with having little kids.

Wonder if they’ll go to Disney

 

[marketplace_grifter]

WTF are the kids meant to be eating while on holidays ?

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

WTF are the kids meant to be eating while on holidays ?

My dear are you new here?? Ash’s kids requests salmon and and caviar bagels for their little lunch at kindy, this is nothing to them!