Following on from the Draw a Duck thread.....
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she's just hoovered his ex's photo and he's not happy about it
So the bloke is trolling people on the Internet asking his gf what to say. His gf just wants him to flick her bean, he thinks "great ill use that line" and his gf suggests the name Zola. Their drinking a bottle of J Creek and outside the window is a lake, cos their in the Lake District obv and the only Chinese for miles is right outside too !