Where can I find such a happy, chirpy, singing husband??!!! Where do these men hang out?! I simply must have one
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I've a tendency to interrupt .
I also hate eating in front of other people in case they can hear me chew.
I also hate eating in front of other people in case they can hear me chew.
I always announce what I’m about to do (talk to myself about the same, my whole day is a running commentary.) Also I will start speaking about something totally randomly that’s popped up in my head and expect my husband to know what I’m talking about. My mum was the same, I’m turning into her.
I’m quite messy/untidy and it annoys everyone especially my bf! Tbf I annoy myself with it
I snore
Cannot abide wet sinks. Very vocal when anyone leaves it wet.
I am partially deaf so people get fed up with me saying "pardon?" They think I am being rude/ignorant. Nope I just cant bloody hear you.
I think i am the greatest singer when i am drunk. I am not. I cannot sing.
I cant get slowley drunk, i go from zero to wankered in one glass.
I am sure there are 100s more
Cannot abide wet sinks. Very vocal when anyone leaves it wet.
I am partially deaf so people get fed up with me saying "pardon?" They think I am being rude/ignorant. Nope I just cant bloody hear you.
I think i am the greatest singer when i am drunk. I am not. I cannot sing.
I cant get slowley drunk, i go from zero to wankered in one glass.
I am sure there are 100s more
I am choking on my coffee laughing so much, you cow!
Oh yes, I'm super annoying. I have an annoying laugh and I'm almost always listening to an audio book to distract myself from pain, including at night, and I'm a massive eeyore plus I'm a fulltime Mother Without Boundaries in addition to being the kind of wife who teases her husband a lot. I literally don't know how my family cope.
I annoy myself plenty, so I’m sure I annoy others. I’m indecisive and I overthink everything (anxiety, woohoo!). Definitely annoy my husband with that, but he’s also very annoying in his own ways.
I sort midget gems by colour
I go into a rant after speaking to some idiot on the phone. Which is fine when I'm on my own. Not so much to others in the room
I don’t like hearing people breathe either. Some people whistle through their nose and that drives me crackers.
I think I am a chatterbox which annoys some people. If I’m texting I won’t use “text speak” but write a full text as though I were writing an email. I think that annoys some of my family.
I also have a very good long-term memory, another thing which annoys my siblings.
Yes! I never finish my sentences as for some reason I expect that people can read my mind and know what I'm saying in my head. No idea why or how to stop it 
Not a good car passenger either. Very much the backseat driver type, telling the driver what to do and where to go etc.
These are brilliant!! @Lord Voldemort I think we could be the same person! 
. I also love Harry Potter, my partner hates it!
I also have a short attention span, as an example i went down a rabbit hole today at work googling whether pen is just a shortened version of pencil and which came first. All because I started writing in an email that I had to do an accounting journal the old fashioned wY with pen and paper to work it out... but wrote pencil first and poof, 20 minutes later I knew all about the history of pens, pencils and quills but still hadn't finished my email
@Lord Voldemort I think we could be the same person! . I also love Harry Potter, my partner hates it! I also have a short attention span, as an example i went down a rabbit hole today at work googling whether pen is just a shortened version of pencil and which came first. All because I started writing in an email that I had to do an accounting journal the old fashioned wY with pen and paper to work it out... but wrote pencil first and poof, 20 minutes later I knew all about the history of pens, pencils and quills but still hadn't finished my email
I don’t get easily amused by people in real life, e.g if someone’s trying to arselick management, I won’t engage or give them a reaction That trait has definitely annoyed a few people!!
I would say I’m quite selfish, not so much as I get older, however, when I was younger, I think people would get annoyed at me generally doing what I want
If I didn’t have any loyalties to you, or didn’t value your opinion, I wouldn't really bother about what you thought of me for doing something
That trait has definitely annoyed a few people!!I would say I’m quite selfish, not so much as I get older, however, when I was younger, I think people would get annoyed at me generally doing what I want
If I didn’t have any loyalties to you, or didn’t value your opinion, I wouldn't really bother about what you thought of me for doing somethingMy girlfriend hates how I do everything alphabetically. From CD's, DVDs, books, video games, all have to be in order, and girlfriend, sometimes messes them up on purpose just to see me throw a fit.
I snore, I’m pedantic, I complain about all sorts, I like things done my way/right, I talk a lot...
Yeah pretty sure im annoying
Yeah pretty sure im annoying
I go quite when I'm pissed with my partner instead of speaking to him about it. And then do the really annoying thing of saying "nothing" when he asks whats wrong. And stay quiet. Gah.
I’m terrible for doing this
I do this, and it pisses my husband off so much!!!!
I am quite annoying, esp if I've had a drink as I just chatter absolute nonsense and remember none of it the day after (which I find out when I retell a story when sober, and get reminded that I told him that last night... at least twice!!). Also I can be quite lazy, as in I love a lie in on a weekend whereas my husband is an up and out kind of person, and he hates that I waste that time sleeping!!!