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Why does Ted always look so sad??? 😭
Have you guys seen those "dogs before and after adoption" compilations? Where on the "before" pictures the dogs look very sad and miserable and on the "after" pictures they're smiling and wagging their tails? Well Ted looks like a "before" picture in those compilations. Poor baby, I just want to give him a hug 😭😭😭
 
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10 Secrets To ALWAYS Looking Good In Photos! (title subject to change)
Would you like to always look like Anna in photos? Start with ratty extensions and the worst Botox job you can find. And if you'd rather not do that, here's her tips for how to pose! Note she did not schedule this video for a premiere like she usually does. Maybe she did not like the direction the comments were taking? We get a roll of some of Anna's favourite pictures of herself as she introduces the video.

1. Let's start with the basics - Don't just stand there "flat and full frontal." You look BORING and AWKWARD. Instead, turn slightly to the side! Anna recommends this if you are plus size because it draws attention away from your "horizontal line."

2. Watch your posture - Don't slouch. She displays a number of photos of people contorted into weird positions, all accompanied by zany sound effects. I half expected to hear the Benny Hill theme. Anna advices you to "straighten yourself up like the little ballerina that you are!" accompanied by a visual of her own oversized head on a ballet dancer. Now I will have nightmares all week, thanks Anna. Quote: "Pressing that bum in."

3. Lean forward - only slightly. If you lean back, you look too big, which with Anna's milkmaid genes is her biggest worry

4. What about the eyes? - We're treated to a variety of terrifying facial expressions from Anna which I will not frighten you with here. Quote: "I always recommend a little smize." She advises looking slightly above the lens and just to the side, again accompanied by several glamour shots to give you the impression she always looks like that

5. What should I do with my mouth? - Close it and stop talking! Oh, you mean in photos? Anna's preferred option is the SMIZE (again!) but she demonstrates smiling with mouth closed, mouth slightly open, teeth on show, etc.

Plug for The Fabulous Future Formula, it's the absolute last time she will ever cover any form of "level up" content we promise

6. What should you do with your arms? - FFS do you really need Anna to tell you everything?! She suggests one hand on hip, both hands on thighs, or hands clasped. She recommends watching a previous video of hers about posing for photos. Anna, ask yourself: when you have made so many versions of this video already did we really need another one? No we did not

7. Suck your stomach in - Even if you don't have a big one. She advises "press your Botox in", I think she meant buttocks, I can't be sure

8. What should we do with our feet? - We've gone from "my" to "your" to "our" now. Anna says "don't do 50/50" ie weight on both feet, always put one foot forward. That's because "as a woman, we are blessed with beautiful curves and silhouettes!" and foot forward pose shows them off. Unless we are milkmaids :)

9. Find the best light - Preferably daylight, outdoors or in front of a window. Avoid ugly ceiling lights which cast shadows and emphasise your WRINKLES! Shock horror!

10. Think about the composition - She means do you want a half body, full body, close up, etc. photo. She says it depends: are you wearing a nice outfit you want to show off? Are you wearing ugly shoes you want to hide? Are you tall (in which case you look great in full body photos) or petite (no full body for you, shorty)? Anna recommends half body portrait mode as flattering for everyone.

She again advises watching one of her previous versions of this video. Doesn't say what she intends to release next week, probably won't bother with a video at all as she is so lazy
 
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What does he do with all these books ? 😂😂
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Is this a sofa-bed ?
Does she own a bed?
She has a sofa-bed in her office-home.
 
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Not even a berry in sight!
I thought that rich people have access to the best food the planet can offer, instead, Banana has lemon water, celery juice and microwaveable meals in her fridge, that's sad, she must be starving! I mean, we have known for some time that she's short of money but is it really so bad that she cannot afford anything of substance? Thankfully for her, her clients take her out for a meal once in a while as part of her escorting job....
 
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ThirdWorldGlam

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What in the world is this tacky furniture cheap champagne fueled nightmare about?

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I wonder what is she covering / hiding with that horrendous division thingy.

I will post the link here so it keeps affecting her SEO - https://fabulousfutureformula.com/ - is just another Anna Bey scam to gather data/emails to push their paid "courses".

Will comment on the video later as I have some thoughts about it.
 
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Why I Believe Anna Bey’s Luxury Goods Are Fake
TLDR; Anna Bey’s fashion sense doesn’t match the $100k worth of her collection, she doesn’t have a car, “kept wife” attitude, or appreciate the value of her items. Anna Bey uses fake goods as a marketing gimmick since her “Kelly” collection indicates establishment, great wealth and well managed finances, convincing her followers of her “millionaire” lifestyle. If Anna’s bags were authentic, they would be in very bad shape from how she handles them.
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Anna Bey claims to lead a life of affluence, brought forth by LOA and her marriage, when these items were manifested by Western Union payments, crossing international lines, and triple AAA qualifications.
Anna is the type of lady that orders her online catalogs from highest to lowest price, thinking it correlates to prestige and higher status. View attachment 2184851I’d love for the Tattle ladies to chime in on my thoughts. I read through some of the most liked posts on Anna before I posted this, so you may see repeated points throughout as they confirmed my points.
Lastly, I am not against replica bags, since I’ve had (albeit bad quality) ones before, but Tattle is against replica bags being used to deceive and scam Anna’s fans & followers. I’m sorry if some of my points are redundant or require more clarity. If you find any of my points wrong or contradicting, PLEASE add your input.

My biggest cause of doubt is:
  • Anna Bey brings these luxury goods to every occasion, and poorly complement her clothing. First of all, Anna rarely takes pictures of her goods up close. Anna always takes pictures of her goods from a distance, sideways to deceive you because it’s difficult to detect authenticity if the picture is in low to moderate definition. Fortunately, I’m a stickler for solving problems and Anna’s not that intelligent or insightful.
Why do I doubt Anna’s goods' authenticity so strongly??
FIRST, a highly valued woman like Anna who emphasizes luxurious living would have her collection under lock and key, likely insured, and maintained incessantly. THESE GOODS ARE PRICED ASTRONOMICALLY!! No reasonable person would display these pieces haphazardly.

I take my vintage Louis Vuitton bags out to nice restaurants rarely, not shopping, not when I’m going to be doing a lot of walking, low risk of damaging it at school or trying on clothes because I don’t want to be a target or greatly damage my goods, since I care about them no matter how fair their condition is. I bought them vintage for under $200 each due to their condition, and I can’t wait to get them repaired so they’ll look like the day the 1st owner unboxed them. If I carried my vintage bags, if they were like new again, like Anna’s they would deteriorate very easily.

If I had an Hermes bag, it wouldn’t be out of its box unless I wanted to look at it b/c I don’t have a climate controlled closet or optimal dust protection. Even then, I would have a picture on my phone so I wouldn’t cause damage by constantly taking it out.


SECOND, a highly valued woman like Anna would’ve recommended SA (shopping associate/assistant) for locations she shops in. For an egotistical woman, she would’ve had tons of pictures of the bags in store, having scarves tied on, being picked up from the cleaners or handbag spa, etc. and tags of her assistants in Hermes, Chanel, Yves St. Laurent, everywhere; yet, radio silence.

THIRD, the conditions Anna displays her bags in are dirty, dusty, “common” and uncontrolled!! Anna doesn’t worry about damaging these bags because they can be replaced affordably to retain perfection, and the material is harder, even if the factory says it’s 1:1 with the real thing. View attachment 2184710
A scratch, nick, smell or deep stain will greatly depreciate these bags! I’d sniffle/shed a tear if I accidentally dropped my dark colored/light colored Coach bags, but I’m crying if I dropped my Speedy 25 on the ground, since it’s in the best condition out of my collection. It wouldn’t be worn again until it goes to the purse hospital ☹!

Even if Anna wasn’t planning on selling her bags, “High Society” and Affluent Women (they’re another species, I know) would assume she’s another [dumb] bitch that believes money grows on trees so she doesn’t take care of her goods, reckless/ungrateful with her/her husband’s money, and lazy. Even the “ditziest unappreciative” girl Anna’s against wouldn’t be so careless, and if she didn’t feel like she’d treat her bags properly, she’d swallow her pride for a Coach or Michael Kors.

Nothing will devalue these brands faster than being shown in publicly accessed places, on a poorly dressed person, on less than pristine furniture or venues, and worn constantly, so that’s why they’re replicas.


FINALLY, it’s dangerous and unrealistic to carry luxury goods daily even in the safest, most affluent countries and communities. Wearing both fake and authentic bags can greatly increase your chances of being mugged, kidnapped, murdered, etc. due to the fact you’re broadcasting your net worth, bank account, social standing, and how unaware you are outside your “bubble” to display these items in public. At the same time, Anna is probably not worried about losing these items since she has a vendor to replace these bags at an affordable cost and they aren’t real, so why treat them well?

The luxury goods Anna carries, if they were authentic, should only be showcased behind a glass, private “no photography allowed” events, Anna’s face blurred out due to privacy concerns, or with the dust bags on and in the box on her shelf in a climate controlled room. Dust particles, humidity, weird conditions and smells will destroy these bags over time. Anna hasn’t posted herself cleaning any of these bags once, which indicates to me that they’re replicas that don’t need cleaning or aren’t valuable enough to pretend.


1. The Light Blue “Chanel”
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This light blue “Chanel mini flap bag” has been through hell and back, and it changes moods per picture. Anna Bey wore this bag hiking, stuffed it in a seat holder on an Easyjet, and overall in odd places. I know I treated my replica “LV” bags like shit since their material is “hardy”, but I’d never toss my real ones or wear them every single day.
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I had trouble finding this bag online, because the blue and # of diamonds were in between mini and medium.
For the $4,200-4,700 value, she’s beaten the hell out of it and it should be damaged from various surfaces, hiking, being styled with ugly outfits, etc. when it should be preserved as much as possible, with the sensitive color + material. This bag is the cost of a used car in below average condition.


This color appears difficult to purchase, and for it’s status, it’s weird she never showed the box, unboxing, Chanel shopping bag, revealed her SA, shopping location, privately viewed more bags, recorded the process, etc. which gives me confirmation this bag is a replica since Anna loves to post luxurious activities.


2. Numerous “Hermes” handbags
Hermes handbags are known as “lifetime investments” due to their price commonly being higher than store bought Kelly and Birkins.
Anna Bey is confident in her “Hermes Kelly”’s passing the lie detector test because, what desperate person would fake a Kelly bag or in Anna’s thoughts of(in clearer English), “this bag costs too much to be faked, and anyone who affords a Kelly would never carry a fake in public.”

Anna’s “Hermes” collection would fool her youngest fans, like I was, that she’s as successful in marriage and business as she claims since I’ve seen Hermes bags on celebrities and out of reach for even the most well known people.
It’s a ruse to gain subscribers as fast as possible and convince them to invest their hard earned money. Anna’s “Hermes” collection would fool her oldest fans, since the prestige indicates establishment, elegance, well managed finances and maturity. View attachment 2184862
Since Anna chose to go overboard with her “collection” too soon without showing an ounce of car or home, I strongly doubt their authenticity. No one who worked hard for their money and marriage would spend money so recklessly unless they’re scamming.View attachment 2184838


Hermes Kelly’s are very difficult to purchase in store as you have to increase your rapport with the brand over time.
Even if Anna bought these bags on an online marketplace, such as eBay, a strict vendor may vet her storage area and interview her beforehand. Even if Anna won the lottery and leveled up to a millionairess, online merchants would tell her to kick rocks and wait for an offer from trustworthy buyers. View attachment 2184833
They might tell her to buy their “lower end” products first, but a reputable vendor would never sell a new person bags in uncommon colorways, since what if she or her husband turned out to be fraudulent and they took criminal money??
Plus, Anna Bey’s not known as a fashionista or fashionable so she still wouldn’t have access to uncommon colorways or ones reputable buyers have expressed interest in.


This is a rough estimate of the color, model + material of the bags, plus the approximate USD [& used] price of Anna’s Hermes collection:
  • Hermes Kelly 25 Sellier Rouge Garance Togo Leather = $14,732
  • Hermes Kelly Nata Off White Pochette Swift = $28,500
  • Hermes Kelly Bleu Frida Swift with Palladium Hardware 25 = $18,610
  • Hermes Kelly Mini II Bag Gold Epsom with Gold Hardware 20 = $32,310
  • Total = $94,152/4: 23,538 average per bag
An elegant woman with a $100,000+ collection of Hermes products would never wear her handbags recklessly or out of place, plus with disastrous clothing. A smart, affluent and elegant woman wouldn’t spend money like wildfire. The zaniest elegant outfits would make fashion sense, but Anna continues to fall below the mark considerably w/ too small clothing, low quality, poor material and clashing undertones. I’m not going to compare Anna’s fashion to trendy fashion with “Hermes”, because they’re 2 very different pathways & Anna said she’s not into “fast fashun”. Anna’s continuous fashion disasters reminds me of early high school, where I’d carry obvious replica stuff but my outfits also didn’t match the supposed price value or prestige.

An elegant budget queen’s outfit wouldn’t crash and burn so badly, especially for a woman who markets herself as a socialite for a lot of money. Anna can’t comprehend the dollar value of what she carries without TV [shows] telling her.

In my opinion, these are the worst fakes b/c of her home living, lack of private transportation, outfit choice, basic jewelry, lack of creativity in appearance (hair,makeup, nails, no fashion risks, ) and not being seen with other “Hermes women” in public and on private social media profiles. Elegant laydeez, ANNA DOESN’T HAVE A CAR OR ELSE SHE WOULD’VE SHOWED IT ALREADY!!!

Influencers don’t count, even though she’s an influencer. The # of Hermes bags she owns doesn’t correlate with her attitude, [humble] transparency, lack of wealth expression, educational values, and an unclear story for her job. Importantly, Anna does not appreciate fashion, only fashion names which is very visible in her posts. If a Fashion Nova style outfit was actually Dior, Anna would wear it like it’s going out of style.
  • If Anna was a kept wife who didn’t want a job, she would still have a paid income stream that’d allow her to invest in herself, such as selling the bags or clothing she didn’t wear any longer.
  • If Anna was a kept wife who wanted to become an elegance “expert” seriously, she would have a physical location in her home country.
    • If Anna was a real kept wife, she would’ve never called herself an expert since 1 certification under your belt doesn’t make you know it all. If Anna called herself an expert in 20 years, that would be adequate, but even then her knowledge fine living & expensive goods would remind her to emphasize she’s a European based etiquette teacher, so her tips do not apply internationally [but I’ll try to work with you.], and her prices wouldn’t be so high due to ongoing experience building, plus her knowledge wouldn’t equal the expertise and know-how of an etiquette school. That would be an insult and thievery of her potential clients, when money is precious.
  • If Anna was a kept wife that didn’t want a physical location, she would scout for clients in her neighborhood & surrounding areas, and even advertise herself as a traveling elegance teacher.

Anna’s demeanor and need to own multiple uncommon colors of Hermes Kellys tell us she’s in a rush to elevate her social status, and misinformed about the process of obtaining status symbols, plus the status symbols themselves. This is an example of immaturity in conjuring high priced goods, and a poor way of managing money. If I was a woman in her community looking in, I’d assume she’s looking for a way to get rid of bad money quickly, or cooking up a scheme since none of my neighbors act as such.

The speed Anna showed off her bags is concerning. No box, unboxing, dustbag, Hermes receipt or big shopping bags? This stands out greatly due to how fast she shows off fine living to her followers.
Fake, cheapskate affluent women who can’t afford the box, dust bag and certificate of “authenticity” don’t have any proof of authenticity, and she doesn’t want the packaging to be scrutinized, so she went without.

Anna stocked up on Hermes Kelly’s quickly because Hermes bags themselves indicate the climax of establishment in Girl World since the Kelly bag is what the elefant princess Grace Kelly carried, equating to Anna Bey being an elegantly made, fashionable woman like Grace Kelly.
If Anna Bey had a visible, successful anonymous husband, the Hermes Kelly would have demonstrated how successful, loving and lengths he’d go for making his woman happy.
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If these “Hermes” bags were authentic, an affluent, egotistical woman like Anna Bey would’ve shown her bags down to grain and their packaging. It’s not egotistical or snobby to show off your purses, but Anna Bey’s behaviors are atypical and suspicious for a woman with numerous high priced goods.

Random colors of Anna’s “Hermes” bags do not match her aura. Even if Anna collected common colored Hermes bags out of love for class, simplicity, and hobby, her lifestyle and closet would envision that. Anna’s “Hermes” collection is all over the place, with pricing and the odd places she fashions them, which gives me the indication they’re fake. Anna’s shit eating grin when carrying these bags makes me believe her “Hermes” goods are fake.

Finally, the cockiest influencer or society woman will quickly drop the act when they find out their materialistic attitude doesn’t make them friends [in high society]. Even though there are mean girl groups and cliques everywhere, an elegant, high society woman wouldn’t fall for gossip or tape measuring competitions.
4. ANNA’S HERMES BAGS ARE FAKE/DUPES/REPLICAS!!
Anna Bey believes tagging Hermes on her posts will feign authenticity since, who would tag Hermes on a fake product? Hermes isn’t going to DM or leave a message on your post saying your product is fake so it’s a win-win for her. To her followers, they’ll strongly believe her handbags are real since wealthy women aren’t afraid to advertise back to the brand that verifies their prestige and Hermes wouldn’t expose her.View attachment 2184894

  • Anna Bey doesn’t plug her vendor(s) and SAs. For an “Hermes” aficionado, she doesn’t have the basic OR a random collection of Hermes scarves.
  • Again, Anna goes out of her way to choose exclusive colors that are reserved for the highest priority clients, when Anna looks like the wannabe “affluent” woman that can’t even walk into the Hermes and buy a charm. Imagine how slighted Anna would be if (insert brand here: Michael Kors, monogrammed Louis Vuitton, gaudy, Coach, H&M, Zara) purse girl walked into Hermes in “not elegant” clothing and left with a handbag.

Anna’s “Hermes” goods are fakes/dupes/replicas/1:1s since the bags popped up in a short time, and once again, she never showed the buying process or unboxing. I know when I bought fake bags subsequently, they wouldn’t arrive at the same time, so I’d fashion a new bag every few weeks and months.View attachment 2184864
I believe the red Kelly with palladium hardware was borrowed, unless this was touched on otherwise. Please let me know,

4. Anna is a WAnnabey!
Anna is a liar and the picture definition of fake affluence. Anna Bey lacks the biggest factors for obtaining these luxury goods: relationships, rapport & reputation. Even though Anna tags other “Hermes” or luxury bag women in her posts, that’s minuscule to get into the door. Anna’s perspective for fake affluence is one of greed, selfishness, immaturity and hunger. Anna being a gaudy, fake rich woman is hypocritical for what she preaches.
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ElegantWOC, why are Anna’s fake luxury goods a big deal?
Anna’s fake luxury goods are a big deal since she’ll justify higher prices for her courses by the perceived value of her handbags.
Anna’s fake luxury goods are a big deal because her followers of all ages will be deceived since the perceived value adds to her online social status, reputation and bank account. Tattle and luxury good ladies, when have you seen someone jump from Louis Vuitton and Gucci to Hermes Kelly’s and a Birkin without showing their journey?
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Anna, wearing real designer with fake luxury goods doesn’t make them authentic.
I believe Anna allegedly sold her authentic, non-“Hermes” (like Gucci) purses in order to afford multiple replica “Hermes” bags and “Chanel”. If any of the “Hermes” bags shown are authentic, they are borrowed or rented.
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This is a very detailed analysis but I agree with the poster above - not everyone is keeping their bags in pristine condition - we are all different and yes I was shocked when I saw Chiara's closet.

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Also, Anna got bags as gifts from Lina or borrowed them ..
 
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ThirdWorldGlam

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Anna, if you are not part of the cultural activities of Geneve is because you are as dull and ignorant as anyone can be.

You keep attending free-ticketing events or "influencer galas", please Anna, would you name me ONE (1) Swiss artist / director that you respect? What are you actually doing to integrate yourself into your local theaters and cultural activities?

I guess you feel anxious attending REAL high-end cultural events. You may fake your way-up to a Chanel store (with no intention of purchasing a thing and then shitting about the Sales Associates) but to the art world? Ahhh nope, you cannot fake that darling. We spot the wannabey's in a second.
 
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What happened to Anna’s love for opera houses and being a “high culture lady” ? Don’t they have an opera house in Genève? Museums? Anything?
 
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The irony of calling yourself a stylist and having many followers pointing out that your outfits are horrible… And giving a course about socializing when on your social media you always appear by yourself… 🙄
 
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RatRaty

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Y'all see my dog pee on instagram and pay me 1000 dollars so that I can buy fake hermes blanket for the sofa-bed in my studio apartment at Swiss borders.
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sweet_tea

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Thank you @witchofwestbyfleet for the new thread and @vanillasky for the name! Here's to not taking 5 months to complete this thread 🥂

About Anna's Valentine's dinner (screenshots provided by the wonderful @Pardon my French from the last thread): this restaurant doesn't look super affluent to me - looks pretty normal to me. And was there no mention of the husband on Valentine's Day?!? She's gotta be escorting...

Also, who goes to a restaurant and says the best thing about it is the complementary candy lol
 

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Sooooo, our dear eleghunt Granny went to an event with the doggie last night. Just like my stiff aunt would, however, I give you an inside Anna Bey, the dog won't make you any nicer.
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Guess is back, guess is back, guess is back...?
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She's didn't stay long tho, wonder if she felt underdressed at this occasion? No riding boots at night Wannabey please... And after 18h you should always wear high heels, damnit, I'm sure an escort like you KNOWS that
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Or she got drunk again 🤪
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Now, I'm sure you want to hear from Anna's flee market! Here we go:
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Don't know what this lady could have gotten, except perhaps any item to use as relic ...
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Cropped pants are great and all but they’re really not the best look for our scammer, and the olivette dress looks sooo short!! Personally I think the jumpsuit was her best look. If she replaced the lilac cardigan with a green one she would look like a tree 🌳
I cannot understand why she insists on being an hourglass figure when every photo shows that she is not.
 
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ShootForTheMoon

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She should really stop calling it 'spicy'. There is nothing spicy about dressing like a granny. Where exactly is the spiciness, Aija? Maybe in old people's homes they'd consider her style 'spicy' but anyone under the age of 70 sees it as frumpy, certainly not spicy. God, have mercy, I have a feeling that it's going to be Aija's word of the year and we're going to hear it thrown about endlessly now.
 
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How to NOT Dress Like a Tourist in Europe This Summer
Don't do tourism, my eleghunt laydeez! And if you do, at least don't look like a tourist! Look like an escort in her 80s instead!

Anna advises trying to blend in and not look like a tourist, both out of respect for "other cultures" (which she knows nothing about) and so that people don't try to overcharge you or take advantage of you. So, what does a tourist look like? Anna says if they're American, they're probably wearing sports clothes and running shoes. Quote: "Right now in the whole entire world, we have this kind of what I call the pandemic of athlyleisure, where basically everybody thinks that the whole world is a sports centre." Anna says you can be comfortable and still look good. Not sure how she's qualified to give this advice, since she rarely looks good or comfortable.

Then she lists what tourist apparently wear: flip-flops, running shoes, backpacks, baseball caps, T-shirts, leggings, sports shoes, "jeans hot pants", crop tops, dad sandals, dad sandals with socks (gasp!) Don't wear these things, laydeez. Well, you can wear a T-shirt, but call it a "short sleeved top" like Anna did. She advises that you could wear sneakers instead of sports shoes, because those things are totally different. Anna talks about Europe not having many cars, Europeans prefer to walk, Europeans like to wear neutral colours, and Europe has - get this! - FOUR SEASONS. Making it sound as if an entire continent is a monolith.

According to Anna, Europeans are "conservative" and don't like showing skin. Read: Anna doesn't like showing skin, other women certainly do. She gives the blatantly obvious advice of not baring all in a church. She says that European women are "classic" and "eleghunt" and like to wear skirts and dresses, unlike shudder American women who prefer more MASCULINE looks! I'd ask if she's ever even looked at her own European or American female friends, but we know she doesn't have any.

After the obligatory plug for The Eleghunt Stylist, Anna asks: how can you be eleghunt and comfortable while you're "touristing?" Yeah, that's a verb now. Anyways, wear a nice dress in a material suitable for the weather, so you won't reach for "the leggings, the T-shirt, the cargo pant." The Hermessa, the fake Orans, the pastel silks - sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself. Tune in next time for Anna's advice on comfortable yet klahssy shoes to wear whilst sightseeing! Will a miracle happen and she'll post the right video two weeks in a row?

Also this was only seven minutes long, her videos are getting shorter and shorter cuz she's lazy af
Another wonderful review; thank you! I take back what I said about Anna's "next video" BS (but in my defense, she has done that before; I feel like she alternates) 🤦‍♀️

I am getting sick of seeing the horrible stock photos, stock videos, and generic sound effects that are being used as filler in her videos. She also pops her head onto a lot of stock video clips; it's really cringy and embarrassing.
There are ways to edit without resorting to stock images. Shea Whitney on YT is a good example - she's no eleghance guru, but I find her videos really well filmed and edited. Anna could take some notes.

My favorite part was when she called American's tourist fashion choices a "pandemic of ahffleeelaezure (athleisure)". Anna, it's three syllables, not four, with an emphasis on the first syllable: ath'-lē-zhər. You're welcome.

Also, didn't Anna once wear a cleavage-baring dress to a church once? I can't find the picture at the moment, but I laughed to hear her say to dress conservatively to a church.

Only one screenshot from me this week, ladieeeezzzz, but I feel like this one sums up her hypocrisy nicely.
 

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ShootForTheMoon

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At 37 years old and with all the treatments and skin care she claims she's doing she has horrible skin...
I'm pushing 45 and I can't relate to that dryness and malnourished vibe , how??
How? I'll tell you how; she likes to drink. A lot. Alcohol is poison for the skin. Especially in larger than small doses which applies to our Aija Banana here. Throw some microwavable meals in the mix and season it with some botched procedures (too much filler) and here you go; the perfect recipe for horrid skin before the age of 40.

Skincare aside; in the last pics she seems to give off this strong masculine vibe. 🤨
 
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genevababe

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yeah no, i'm gonna go on a rant because this is a huge pet peave of mine! 😡
as a person who's lived in geneva her whole life, it pisses me off how these expats complain about the lack of culture here or whatever.
so honoured to have had my comment addressed at today's tattle press conference 🙏
anna cares so much about our community, what an honour! #blessed
 

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vanilla_sky

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Well, eleghunt mangoes, aren't we impressed that Anna is back in Courchevel? At the near end of the ski season? And she is so affluent and eleghunt that she has brought an invisible dog sitter along. My suspicion is that Ted is chilling in the hotel room while Anna takes a few skiing pretend pictures and then goes to the bar to have some eleghunt drinks. And who is that ''we''? I guess she wants us to think that it means she's with her husband, but we haven't seen an arm in months.
And today is the day when she promised to post that Hailey Bieber podcast analysis/outrage. Isn't it said that elegant, elite ladies do not get involved in low level gossip? Is that really part of leveling up?
 
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