Anna Bey #37 Non-millionaire lifestyle scammer, can't organise a proper meet for the people she fleeces

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Today's video is about how to pack for a holiday apparently. Her honest answer would be "shove it all in your giant Rimowa" but I'm sure she'll find a way to drag it out

Also her channel now links to a sub-channel called "Anna Bey UNFILTERED" but no videos yet

 

[vanilla_sky]

Thread title suggestion: Anna Bey #38: The elegant faker going broke: no husband, no cash, only beat up Chanela and no fresh ideas
Prediction for video content (all meant as a joke, of course, but disclaiming just in case )
''Deer elghunt laydeez, when packing for travel you need to make sure:
1) only use designer luggage - non-branded luggage isn't klaasy
2) do not pack anything practical, like running shoes - so very uneleghunt. A pair of Hermessa sandals will be far more suitable because then everyone knows you do quiet luxury
3)pack all the evening dresses to be always overdressed in public - it is everyone else who is underdressed, not you who is over the top
4)don't pack bags suitable for travel, like unklaasy bum bags. Instead, polish up your Chanelas and Hermessas. Yes, they're also suitable for hiking and forests ! You will be the most eleghunt laydee on the Alpine hiking trail
5) buy my eleghunt granny course cause I need some $$ to pretend I am rich
6) extra travel tip - make everyone very jealous of your ahfluent travel, make sure to take plenty of pictures of the restaurant menus and random arm shots of your travel companions

Mangoes, anything else to add?

 

[ShootForTheMoon]

Thread title suggestion: Anna Bey #38: The elegant faker going broke: no husband, no cash, only beat up Chanela and no fresh ideas
Prediction for video content (all meant as a joke, of course, but disclaiming just in case )
''Deer elghunt laydeez, when packing for travel you need to make sure:
1) only use designer luggage - non-branded luggage isn't klaasy
2) do not pack anything practical, like running shoes - so very uneleghunt. A pair of Hermessa sandals will be far more suitable because then everyone knows you do quiet luxury
3)pack all the evening dresses to be always overdressed in public - it is everyone else who is underdressed, not you who is over the top
4)don't pack bags suitable for travel, like unklaasy bum bags. Instead, polish up your Chanelas and Hermessas. Yes, they're also suitable for hiking and forests ! You will be the most eleghunt laydee on the Alpine hiking trail
5) buy my eleghunt granny course cause I need some $$ to pretend I am rich
6) extra travel tip - make everyone very jealous of your ahfluent travel, make sure to take plenty of pictures of the restaurant menus and random arm shots of your travel companions

Mangoes, anything else to add?

Love the title suggestion for the next thread

 

[The water goblin]

Mangoes, anything else to add?

Don't forget the hand steamer!

 

[vanilla_sky]

Don't forget the hand steamer!

Oh yes the *beat up, almost broken* hand steamer to steam the white Zara almost linen shirt dresses - for casual moments only, otherwise it should be evening wear when doing touristy things. Especially when going on a tour through an opera house/theatre during the day. Perfect opportunity to take klaasy pictures and moan that no one these days dresses up for the fine arts.
An elefant laydee always points out how much more klaasier she is than other lowly tourists - Pearl of Banana wisdom
We know very well that Anna is always so disparaging and negative about other people when she travels. She watches people pass by and judges their outfits. Anna is so obsessed with her faux affluence that she cannot enjoy travel.

 

[sweet_tea]

Trying to make this decent for SEO so that more people will find us, but still rhyme.

Anna Bey #38: Unfiltered failure, scamming nature, absent husband, escorting quickened

 

[vanilla_sky]

Tattle SEO is getting better and better all the time. I think it is because of the amount of posts and the keywords within the post. So our guru laydee can't stop us from tattling about her. Every follower who changes her mind and doesn't give her $ to Anna is a win for me. I almost bought Anna's course but now I know the truth. And want others to know it, too.

 

[ElegantWOC]

Anna’s face says misery and too much filler.

 

[london89]

Tattle SEO is getting better and better all the time. I think it is because of the amount of posts and the keywords within the post. So our guru laydee can't stop us from tattling about her. Every follower who changes her mind and doesn't give her $ to Anna is a win for me. I almost bought Anna's course but now I know the truth. And want others to know it, too.

I agree, I was into her for a while when one day I caught myself in the mirror and thought I look like a little old granny. Now I wear oversized denim jackets with my Chanel (real) bag and enjoy fashion as someone in their thirties should

 

[ElegantWOC]

I agree, I was into her for a while when one day I caught myself in the mirror and thought I look like a little old granny. Now I wear oversized denim jackets with my Chanel (real) bag and enjoy fashion as someone in their thirties should

I would listen to Anna on and off in early high school (4-6 years ago) demonizing fashion fashion, and the 1 day I wore overly formal klassy clothes per Anna’s advice, I got stares and attention like I didn’t before. At least back then, Anna’s outfits looked sensible so no red flags popped up for me, just for her etiquette & elegance tips. Plus, who wasn’t struggling with finding their style in 9-10th grade?
I couldn’t throw out my fast fashion clothes since those were the trends I had, then I realized I looked older than my mother, grandmother and more like I was overcompensating in a really odd way overall. My outfits were screaming for air and normalcy!

Now, I really like vintage glamour style and I don’t need to throw away any of my fast fashion since trends are cyclical, and my style makes sense whether the bag is Coach, Louis Vuitton or Fendi, authentic of course. They don’t need to be brand names anyways.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Packing Hacks ALL Classy Women Use!

1. Always start in advance so you have time to plan. Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance. But sadly not piss poor YouTube videos.

2. Define what kind of luggage you need - check-in or just carry on? Ask yourself: what will the weather be, what activities will you be doing, and how long is your trip? She plugs Rimowa, totes not sponsored though!

3. Choose the right luggage for you i.e. hard or soft? Make sure your carry on bag can stack on top and it fits any size limit by the airline

4. Pros and cons of carry on only - Anna once travelled for three months with just a carry on bag, LOL! Obviously, the downside of a carry on bag is you can't pack much.

5. Pack "non-creasing" materials ie polyester rather than cotton or linen. Doesn't Anna tell her eleghunt mangoes not to buy/wear polyester? Isn't that what the famous steamer is for?

6. Only pack neutrals - this makes it easier to combine outfits

7. Travel with a carry on even if you have checked luggage - then you can put all your designer goods and jewellery in it! #genius Anna mentions her HUSBAND

8. Pack "emergency" clothes in your carry on i.e. what you'll wear if your luggage is lost/stolen

Plug for The Fabulous Future Formula for THE ABSOLUTE LAST TIME

9. Create a packing list. Shouldn't that be first? Anna's is in the description box and contains all her affiliate links!!!

10. Create a trip "itenary" or as Anna calls it "activity sheet" with big finger quotes. Then you can "curate cute outfits" for the occcasion

11. If you're packing in a rush, only pack dresses (so you don't have to plan outfits)

12. Be smart with your shoe choices - preferably nude so they match any outfit. Anna repeats *sigh* her bizarre idea that shoes should always match your skin colour, ie if you have fair skin you should never wear black shoes or vice versa

13. Wear your heaviest shoes on the flight - as long as they're flat

14. Make smart handbag choices - again make sure they match different outfits etc.

15. Don't travel with full sized toiletries. Not many people do that anyway ...

16. Buy a toiletry bag with a hard cover - make sure it's not CHEAP LOOKING *shudders* or covered in logos, which "ruins the experience." What experience? The experience of putting your toiletries in a slightly different bag?

17. "Make sure you have good overview of your toiletry bag" - what? I think she means see-through but she hates clear PVC bags cuz they get too dirty

18. Separate makeup from other toiletries

19. Use packing cubes - Don't "live like a slob!" FOLD YOUR CLOTHES

20. Organise your packing cubes by category ie T-shirts, underwear, etc.

21. Bring multiple laundry bags. Someone in the chat pointed out that hotels do your laundry for you, Anna replied "it's for when you can't or don't want to get your laundry done." When you're travelling off-season just like she does

22. Bring your shoes in shoe bags - How many bags are we up to at this stage?!

23. Fill your handbags with something soft - so they don't get squished. Designer handbags should go in carry on only, unless you're hiking and then you can bring your Hermessa

24. If you're travelling with a hat box, fill it with other stuff (so it justifies the space it'll take up in your luggage). Anna's suitcases must be like the TARDIS with all these boxes and bags. I know those Rimowa cases are hug but still

25. Buy a hat clip - instead of bringing a huge goddamn hat box

Final tips:
Buy an Apple AirTag and tag your luggage
Always lock your luggage
Never check in valuables or gadgets
ALWAYS PACK A STEAMER
Pack laundry detergent - in case of emergencies!

Next video supposedly about styling tools although we know it won't be

 

[ElegantWOC]

Packing Hacks ALL Classy Women Use!

1. Always start in advance so you have time to plan. Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance. But sadly not piss poor YouTube videos.

2. Define what kind of luggage you need - check-in or just carry on? Ask yourself: what will the weather be, what activities will you be doing, and how long is your trip? She plugs Rimowa, totes not sponsored though!

3. Choose the right luggage for you i.e. hard or soft? Make sure your carry on bag can stack on top and it fits any size limit by the airline

4. Pros and cons of carry on only - Anna once travelled for three months with just a carry on bag, LOL! Obviously, the downside of a carry on bag is you can't pack much.

5. Pack "non-creasing" materials ie polyester rather than cotton or linen. Doesn't Anna tell her eleghunt mangoes not to buy/wear polyester? Isn't that what the famous steamer is for?

6. Only pack neutrals - this makes it easier to combine outfits

7. Travel with a carry on even if you have checked luggage - then you can put all your designer goods and jewellery in it! #genius Anna mentions her HUSBAND

8. Pack "emergency" clothes in your carry on i.e. what you'll wear if your luggage is lost/stolen

Plug for The Fabulous Future Formula for THE ABSOLUTE LAST TIME

9. Create a packing list. Shouldn't that be first? Anna's is in the description box and contains all her affiliate links!!!

10. Create a trip "itenary" or as Anna calls it "activity sheet" with big finger quotes. Then you can "curate cute outfits" for the occcasion

11. If you're packing in a rush, only pack dresses (so you don't have to plan outfits)

12. Be smart with your shoe choices - preferably nude so they match any outfit. Anna repeats *sigh* her bizarre idea that shoes should always match your skin colour, ie if you have fair skin you should never wear black shoes or vice versa

13. Wear your heaviest shoes on the flight - as long as they're flat

14. Make smart handbag choices - again make sure they match different outfits etc.

15. Don't travel with full sized toiletries. Not many people do that anyway ...

16. Buy a toiletry bag with a hard cover - make sure it's not CHEAP LOOKING *shudders* or covered in logos, which "ruins the experience." What experience? The experience of putting your toiletries in a slightly different bag?

17. "Make sure you have good overview of your toiletry bag" - what? I think she means see-through but she hates clear PVC bags cuz they get too dirty

18. Separate makeup from other toiletries

19. Use packing cubes - Don't "live like a slob!" FOLD YOUR CLOTHES

20. Organise your packing cubes by category ie T-shirts, underwear, etc.

21. Bring multiple laundry bags. Someone in the chat pointed out that hotels do your laundry for you, Anna replied "it's for when you can't or don't want to get your laundry done." When you're travelling off-season just like she does

22. Bring your shoes in shoe bags - How many bags are we up to at this stage?!

23. Fill your handbags with something soft - so they don't get squished. Designer handbags should go in carry on only, unless you're hiking and then you can bring your Hermessa

24. If you're travelling with a hat box, fill it with other stuff (so it justifies the space it'll take up in your luggage). Anna's suitcases must be like the TARDIS with all these boxes and bags. I know those Rimowa cases are hug but still

25. Buy a hat clip - instead of bringing a huge goddamn hat box

Final tips:
Buy an Apple AirTag and tag your luggage
Always lock your luggage
Never check in valuables or gadgets
ALWAYS PACK A STEAMER
Pack laundry detergent - in case of emergencies!

Next video supposedly about styling tools although we know it won't be

🥱 so, nothing revolutionary or exclusively classy. The first half the airline will tell you and second you can learn from Pinterest.

How many brain cells did it cost Anna to make this “secret” information?

 

[vanilla_sky]

I would listen to Anna on and off in early high school (4-6 years ago) demonizing fashion fashion, and the 1 day I wore overly formal klassy clothes per Anna’s advice, I got stares and attention like I didn’t before. At least back then, Anna’s outfits looked sensible so no red flags popped up for me, just for her etiquette & elegance tips. Plus, who wasn’t struggling with finding their style in 9-10th grade?
I couldn’t throw out my fast fashion clothes since those were the trends I had, then I realized I looked older than my mother, grandmother and more like I was overcompensating in a really odd way overall. My outfits were screaming for air and normalcy!

Now, I really like vintage glamour style and I don’t need to throw away any of my fast fashion since trends are cyclical, and my style makes sense whether the bag is Coach, Louis Vuitton or Fendi, authentic of course. They don’t need to be brand names anyways.

You've highlighted a very important point here. I think quite a few Anna's followers are young women and they are still searching for their personal style and they want to look good and wealthy - nothing wrong with that. But dressing in the style of the eleghunt stylist guru, with her granny clothes does age anyone, whatever age you are. Too frumpy/old school clothes can make people stare at you - and not because you look so klaasy and leveled up but because it seems odd and out of place. Anyone should enjoy fun fashion that fits within their life.
When I was younger I also had a period of frumpy elegant clothes - I thought people would take me more seriously if I dressed like granny. It didn't help. In fact, I think people couldn't understand why I was dressing like that. Now I am older and I dress like what quite a few people would say is ''younger''. I wear eye catching colors, limited edition high end sneakers (perfectly suitable for my not very formal work environment). And the brighter clothes have had a much more positive reaction from people, it can be as little as ''you wore a magenta suit yesterday, I wanted to tell you I really like it'' and then they'd lead the conversation to more work related topics. Had I worn non-descript, granny outfits, people wouldn't notice me. In my line of work it is good that people know who you are. Anna would say it is all not klaasy enough, but I am respected in my field and I don't have to carry around Hermessas for clout.

 

[XxlButterfly]

No matter what other people think, it is important the way you dress gives you confidence, whether it is a granny style, fast fashion head to toe, sport chic or whatever else one might chose. Maybe there are people who want to look older hence they wear a lot of conservative clothing. Perhaps someone wants to look younger and puts on ripped skinny jeans with gemstones and sparkles. Perhaps someone likes “escort” look. As long as it is respectful. As you have mentioned- the most important thing is to find what works for you.

You've highlighted a very important point here. I think quite a few Anna's followers are young women and they are still searching for their personal style and they want to look good and wealthy - nothing wrong with that. But dressing in the style of the eleghunt stylist guru, with her granny clothes does age anyone, whatever age you are. Too frumpy/old school clothes can make people stare at you - and not because you look so klaasy and leveled up but because it seems odd and out of place. Anyone should enjoy fun fashion that fits within their life.
When I was younger I also had a period of frumpy elegant clothes - I thought people would take me more seriously if I dressed like granny. It didn't help. In fact, I think people couldn't understand why I was dressing like that. Now I am older and I dress like what quite a few people would say is ''younger''. I wear eye catching colors, limited edition high end sneakers (perfectly suitable for my not very formal work environment). And the brighter clothes have had a much more positive reaction from people, it can be as little as ''you wore a magenta suit yesterday, I wanted to tell you I really like it'' and then they'd lead the conversation to more work related topics. Had I worn non-descript, granny outfits, people wouldn't notice me. In my line of work it is good that people know who you are. Anna would say it is all not klaasy enough, but I am respected in my field and I don't have to carry around Hermessas for clout.

 

[ElegantWOC]

You've highlighted a very important point here. I think quite a few Anna's followers are young women and they are still searching for their personal style and they want to look good and wealthy - nothing wrong with that. But dressing in the style of the eleghunt stylist guru, with her granny clothes does age anyone, whatever age you are. Too frumpy/old school clothes can make people stare at you - and not because you look so klaasy and leveled up but because it seems odd and out of place. Anyone should enjoy fun fashion that fits within their life.
When I was younger I also had a period of frumpy elegant clothes - I thought people would take me more seriously if I dressed like granny. It didn't help. In fact, I think people couldn't understand why I was dressing like that. Now I am older and I dress like what quite a few people would say is ''younger''. I wear eye catching colors, limited edition high end sneakers (perfectly suitable for my not very formal work environment). And the brighter clothes have had a much more positive reaction from people, it can be as little as ''you wore a magenta suit yesterday, I wanted to tell you I really like it'' and then they'd lead the conversation to more work related topics. Had I worn non-descript, granny outfits, people wouldn't notice me. In my line of work it is good that people know who you are. Anna would say it is all not klaasy enough, but I am respected in my field and I don't have to carry around Hermessas for clout.

Anna’s elegunt stylish fashion was a dark period in my life. I didn’t have a lot of friends already, but I’d go a day or 2 without communicating with anyone since they probably thought I thought I was better than them, dressing how a stereotypical klassy woman would, since my high school was nowhere near wealthy or upper middle class and I kept to myself.
Along with the vintage style, I enjoy dressing in head to toe shades of pink with big chunky pink shoes or all blue. In my field of study, my style has opened up doors for me since I was comfortable and unlike what my professors have seen in our building.

No matter what other people think, it is important the way you dress gives you confidence, whether it is a granny style, fast fashion head to toe, sport chic or whatever else one might chose. Maybe there are people who want to look older hence they wear a lot of conservative clothing. Perhaps someone wants to look younger and puts on ripped skinny jeans with gemstones and sparkles. Perhaps someone likes “escort” look. As long as it is respectful. As you have mentioned- the most important thing is to find what works for you.

This. This was the biggest shock and lesson I learned about image presentation, transitioning from a major that emphasized a formal appearance being an important factor in business relations when there’s 3 sides to every story. I’ll admit this lesson made me grow up a little.

 

[Pardon my French]

Trying to make this decent for SEO so that more people will find us, but still rhyme.

Anna Bey #38: Unfiltered failure, scamming nature, absent husband, escorting quickened

Brilliant, can we fit Spicy eleghuuunce in?

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Brilliant, can we fit Spicy eleghuuunce in?

It will fit in the thread title!

 

[sweet_tea]

Brilliant, can we fit Spicy eleghuuunce in?

Anna Bey #38: Unfiltered spicy elegance failure, scamming nature, absent husband, escorting quickened

 

[jadakizz]

Tattle SEO is getting better and better all the time. I think it is because of the amount of posts and the keywords within the post. So our guru laydee can't stop us from tattling about her. Every follower who changes her mind and doesn't give her $ to Anna is a win for me. I almost bought Anna's course but now I know the truth. And want others to know it, too.

Yep and so so important we say Anna Bey when commenting on here?
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Packing Hacks ALL Classy Women Use!

1. Always start in advance so you have time to plan. Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance. But sadly not piss poor YouTube videos.

2. Define what kind of luggage you need - check-in or just carry on? Ask yourself: what will the weather be, what activities will you be doing, and how long is your trip? She plugs Rimowa, totes not sponsored though!

3. Choose the right luggage for you i.e. hard or soft? Make sure your carry on bag can stack on top and it fits any size limit by the airline

4. Pros and cons of carry on only - Anna once travelled for three months with just a carry on bag, LOL! Obviously, the downside of a carry on bag is you can't pack much.

5. Pack "non-creasing" materials ie polyester rather than cotton or linen. Doesn't Anna tell her eleghunt mangoes not to buy/wear polyester? Isn't that what the famous steamer is for?

6. Only pack neutrals - this makes it easier to combine outfits

7. Travel with a carry on even if you have checked luggage - then you can put all your designer goods and jewellery in it! #genius Anna mentions her HUSBAND

8. Pack "emergency" clothes in your carry on i.e. what you'll wear if your luggage is lost/stolen

Plug for The Fabulous Future Formula for THE ABSOLUTE LAST TIME

9. Create a packing list. Shouldn't that be first? Anna's is in the description box and contains all her affiliate links!!!

10. Create a trip "itenary" or as Anna calls it "activity sheet" with big finger quotes. Then you can "curate cute outfits" for the occcasion

11. If you're packing in a rush, only pack dresses (so you don't have to plan outfits)

12. Be smart with your shoe choices - preferably nude so they match any outfit. Anna repeats *sigh* her bizarre idea that shoes should always match your skin colour, ie if you have fair skin you should never wear black shoes or vice versa

13. Wear your heaviest shoes on the flight - as long as they're flat

14. Make smart handbag choices - again make sure they match different outfits etc.

15. Don't travel with full sized toiletries. Not many people do that anyway ...

16. Buy a toiletry bag with a hard cover - make sure it's not CHEAP LOOKING *shudders* or covered in logos, which "ruins the experience." What experience? The experience of putting your toiletries in a slightly different bag?

17. "Make sure you have good overview of your toiletry bag" - what? I think she means see-through but she hates clear PVC bags cuz they get too dirty

18. Separate makeup from other toiletries

19. Use packing cubes - Don't "live like a slob!" FOLD YOUR CLOTHES

20. Organise your packing cubes by category ie T-shirts, underwear, etc.

21. Bring multiple laundry bags. Someone in the chat pointed out that hotels do your laundry for you, Anna replied "it's for when you can't or don't want to get your laundry done." When you're travelling off-season just like she does

22. Bring your shoes in shoe bags - How many bags are we up to at this stage?!

23. Fill your handbags with something soft - so they don't get squished. Designer handbags should go in carry on only, unless you're hiking and then you can bring your Hermessa

24. If you're travelling with a hat box, fill it with other stuff (so it justifies the space it'll take up in your luggage). Anna's suitcases must be like the TARDIS with all these boxes and bags. I know those Rimowa cases are hug but still

25. Buy a hat clip - instead of bringing a huge goddamn hat box

Final tips:
Buy an Apple AirTag and tag your luggage
Always lock your luggage
Never check in valuables or gadgets
ALWAYS PACK A STEAMER
Pack laundry detergent - in case of emergencies!

Next video supposedly about styling tools although we know it won't be

Wtf that isn’t how to be classy that is how to use your common sense (other than the dumb stuff she said). I’ve barely travelled anywhere and yet when I do I do most of these “classy” things she mentions. And she makes thousands to talk this shut. I’m in the wrong career.

 

[OceanLover]

I'd love to see Banana pack only dresses (as per her advice #11) - and then go hiking, or even just sightseeing in a windy, hilly city.