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That terrified face makes me think he’s sung like a canary to the police & knows he’s about to have a very convenient ‘accident’ *conspiracy face* 😅

As an aside I actually do feel sorry for Beatrice & Eugenie- with terrible parents like theirs it will surprise me if they haven’t been abused in some form or another unfortunately.
 
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Anyone who describes their daughter aged 20 as being on a shagging weekend is not a good person. I have no proof but I’d bet she’s been involved with some dodgy activities; there must be something to nail to her
What was she doing for Epstein to bankroll her for 15 years?! I'm sure he wasn't doing it from the goodness of his heart 😔 Suddenly the rumours about her trafficking girls doesn't seem so far fetched anymore 😔
 
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What was she doing for Epstein to bankroll her for 15 years?! I'm sure he wasn't doing it from the goodness of his heart 😔 Suddenly the rumours about her trafficking girls doesn't seem so far fetched anymore 😔
The thing is, it wasn’t just Fergie who was going up to him with the begging bowl out, it was countless others. Mandelson’s husband got several payouts didn’t he?

I can’t even begin to process the reciprocal agreements that went on, quite aside from the trafficking and abuse of women and children.
 
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This is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down.

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I came to frequent Jeffrey Epstein's lair.

In West Kensington, born and raised, at Gordonstoun one spent most of ones days

Prostitutes, entitlement - One grew in to a tool, and one was dubbed Randy Andy whilst still at school.

When a very young masseuse was up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
There were a few accusations and mother got scared,
She said, "I'm paying off that girl you met in Jeffrey Epstein's lair"
 
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That terrified face makes me think he’s sung like a canary to the police & knows he’s about to have a very convenient ‘accident’ *conspiracy face* 😅

As an aside I actually do feel sorry for Beatrice & Eugenie- with terrible parents like theirs it will surprise me if they haven’t been abused in some form or another unfortunately.
Or the reality has finally hit home 😏
 
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Looks like he was trying to sink down in his seat but the large b wasn’t quick enough. I hope the police told him the press hadn’t been informed of his arrest so it was a nice surprise for him.

That’s got to be photo of the year thus far 🤣
It’s the 19th Feb and I’m already looking forward to the “mole horribilius“ jokes on the end of the year shows

bloody 🥕 hates latin
 
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This is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down.

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I came to frequent Jeffrey Epstein's lair.

In West Kensington, born and raised, at Gordonstoun one spent most of ones days

Prostitutes, entitlement - One grew in to a tool, and one was dubbed Randy Andy whilst still at school.

When a very young masseuse was up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
There were a few accusations and mother got scared,
She said, "I'm paying off that girl you met in Jeffrey Epstein's lair"
Oh, very good. Winning post by a long shot!
 
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I wonder if the custody coppers 🚓 sang happy birthday to him 😂🎂

The grand old duke of York
he had 10,000 files
he sent them to epsteins pc
and forgot to redact again ….
 
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obviously because William is sainted and perfect, it is he who truly wrote the statement, it is him who is behind Andrew's arrest, he and Kate, and Charles said yes my darling boy I will get right on it and have my people release it, you are so smart, you should be king now! (I did basically read this online earlier 🤣)
 
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Pub quiz compilers everywhere noting down “1647 - what was the year a Royal was last arrested until Andrew…”
it’s going to be one of those random coincidences that next week on the Chase it comes up about Charlie 1.
 
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What went so wrong with his education? All he had to do is lie on the seats or put his jumper over his head for 10 seconds to avoid that picture. Reclining a seat 15 degrees and thinking that hides you is insanity!
 
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