Amelia Perrin #2

[lotsofopinions]

This Sophie friend she went on hols with… Do we know her? I feel like she’s a new-ish gal pal on the scene? Just had a quick look and she doesn’t ‘like’ all of Amelia’s pics.

I know Amelia isn’t a total skinny minnie but I DO envy her figure for someone who seemingly eats whatever they want. Tits, ass, flat tum. My boyfriend agrees she has got a killer bod she doesn’t need to do the toe point every time

 

[Shhhbox]

Losing three stone in a chic and old fashioned way doesn’t really seem possible when you’re eating out 300 times a year?

 

[iris9876]

Nah she defo can drive! Her dad bought her a kinda beige fiat 500 years ago, which she displayed on IG but then never referenced again since.

Beige and a fiat 500 - fair play to her, that’s so on-brand

 

[iris9876]

Do we have a soft launch…?

 

[observor1108]

Oops! Wrong thread

Omg hilarious that I still knew who this was about I love that we all have contempt for the same people

 

[lambrini.mami]

The dress definitely wasn’t flattering for her figure. I thought this before seeing the TikTok videos and just looking at her insta, it was too short and there was a lot of bra spillage on show which looked lowkey uncomfortable. It’s a shame because she has a good figure and she is attractive but she doesn’t wear clothes that suit her shape or complexion - she hasn’t moved past the early 2010s bodycon era.

 

[iris9876]

‘can you film me pretending to be surprised that they’re bringing me out a birthday dessert even though I told them that it was my birthday when making the reservation?’

 

[Cherry05]

So Aster falls down the stairs “top to bottom” rushed to hospital, and then she goes on a night out till 5am. All thanks to a rare saturday babysitter, seems to me like she’s always out so not that rare.

 

[youguyzzz]

She goes to the Devonshire more than I go to Tesco

 

[Kat_Valentine]

I think longer dresses are more flattering on her (legs). Seriously curious about who she’s away with! We want more hints!!!

Reckon Aster is with her mum or with Chaz?

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This dress is incredibly old fashioned & unflattering on such a beautiful girl.

 

[nigelwiththebrie]

Does this woman ever miss an opportunity to toe point? No she does not.

 

[Persephone246]

You lot are great- if I ever go missing I want the Tattle detectives on the case

 

[Kat_Valentine]

I’m sorry but how many single mums with a 2 year old can ‘spontaneously’ book a trip to Berlin for a girly jolly?? She must lean so hard on her mum/gran for childcare…

Maybe the little one is with her dad? He should share the parental responsibility tbf

 

[majestic26]

I followed Amelia a few years ago out of sheer morbid curiosity for this type of overt thirst trap wearing-her-tits-as-a-necklace content, the same way you might follow a Kardashian just to look at how ludicrous their lives are. Glad to see she has truly embraced this return to regular programming.

 

[4dominoes]

Is that story actually cute though? She's a bit of a dick to Asda, I don't think I would have posted

(The little voice is very cute though, just don't agree with whatever parenting style that is. "You do know")

I agree with the previous poster. She wasn’t being a dick at all. It was cute and encouraging.

 

[Netcurtains]

Why does she always do an Instagram story about her sodding advent calendar? Every year she shares (daily!) videos of her opening the damn thing. Is it to show us peasants what a luxury advent calendar is like? Enlightening!

 

[nigelwiththebrie]

She just can’t stop messing with her face, and the more she does the weirder it looks

 

[youguyzzz]

Losing three stone in a chic and old fashioned way doesn’t really seem possible when you’re eating out 300 times a year?

Was literally just about to post this. Also it's so pathetic to want your flowers for losing weight when you've always been thin. The weightloss is making you look a bit haggard in the face mimi!

 

[SpritneyBeers]

Her "book reviews " are so embarrassing. it's blatantly obvious that she only likes things she relates to i.e. realistic stuff about relationships or motherhood. Anything else, or anything that actually has a plot and it's weird/boring etc. Complete lack of imagination. I cringe for her every time i see a book on her stories cos I KNOW what she has to say will be bad lol

 

[iris9876]

Do we reckon she actually had lots of questions about who she was with, or has she been checking this?