All That’s Pretty #5

[Cutthebull]

I think Laura Ad will be raging that Natalie got to meet the PoW and was in the Royal Box. However, she will be pleased that Natalie seems to be getting invited to the “right events” in Laura Ad’s mind. Natalie’s profile is being raised via the single for Dame Deborah and I’m sure Laura Ad will be desperate to be her plus one at other events. I’m sure she’s raging Kate wasn’t at Ascot the same day as her, because if she had spoken to Natalie there, Dimwit would have been with her. P.S She has the worst shoe collection I have ever seen.
Edited to add, of course she will get Taylor Swift tickets. It’s a certainty.

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Even well educated bilingual people can be ponces!!
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Why won’t it let me write ponce
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Oh my god!! o!!!

Fucking hell I laughed out loud reading that and your frustration at not being able to write o it’s the same with G I M P for some reason

 

[Here-For-The-Dresses]

I honestly think there's got to be diminishing returns for a second day at Ascot. It's all the same; she's doing the same royal stalking, posing the same, just in a different (better) dress. She should have gone the two days and enjoyed one and posted the other, or just done one reel and a photo post to concentrate the engagement payoff. It's really a bizarre waste of resources to me if what she wants is engagement. It doesn't last on repetitive things like this. Of course, I suppose she was hoping to have tea with Kate.

 

[Lovecrisps]

Sounds like most family days out with 3 kids of different ages. If the parents had been snogging they would be criticised for that, they can’t win.

Yay!! SHFTG coming in right to defend LauraAd just like she does Tiffany Brien. And both used to work together. Maybe you're a Simon Brien employee too?!

 

[cooper95]

I cannot wait to see all the toes

 

[Alex90]

I thought justalittlebuild was the smugest person on instagram until I stumbled across allthatspretty. This woman is next level

 

[Cutthebull]

I was thinking the same, they look like they are skiing since they were born. I don’t remember them skiing before.

Maybe the times they have gone previously she just enjoyed time with her family. Now she has become a smug, greedy, money grabbing blagger. She has realised if she adds “travel” to her bio that this has become lucrative for her with free trips including business class flights. Notice how she’s still doing her links while she’s away…..”I forgot to post this before we left…” yeah right.

Those kids will have such a poor attendance record at their new school & I’m not quite sure how she gets away with it. They had a week for their free cruise and now another week for skiing and Easter holidays are only 2 weeks away when another trip is no doubt planned.
She has turned into the most smug woman. That may sound jealous but I’m not. I’m very fortunate and have a lovely life but these Instadicks just make me so angry. I also get angry at businesses that send them freebies and will never buy from them.

 

[Lovecrisps]

LA showing herself for the idiot she is once more by claiming she's never heard the second verse of the national anthem? They bloody well sang it at the Queen's funeral a matter of months ago.

 

[lavendervase]

Who in their right mind would carry that bag anywhere, let alone Ascot?!

 

[Here-For-The-Dresses]

I do NOT understand Natalie hanging out with eholmes after all the shit she’s lobbed at the Royal family, including Catherine. Just greasy-gross.

 

[Cutthebull]

Can you actually imagine setting up a tripod to film yourself watching tv and then nearly falling over to get back in shot? Everything about these Instadicks is fake. I see the Brusband was there. He definitely doesn’t work, he must be LA’s skivvie now. Just like Lauren McDermott’s husband, these women have their husband’s balls in their handbag.

 

[Lovecrisps]

Why does she have every colour in that horrific swimming suit? Every time I look at it I think how heavy it must get when it's wet

They look like cleaning cloths I use in the bathroom. Disgusting!!

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Leaking information to whom? I checked and i don't even think Laura Ann is part of an agency. Her contact email address if googled just brings up LA's FB page.

Laura Ann has a heightened sense of her own importance and I think some people on this page have fallen for it.

Agreed. She is an unhinged social climber who flogs plastic flowers. Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[Cutthebull]

How bizarre having a day out and constantly posting and taking stupid reels while lip syncing. It’s just so odd to me. I do like the Royals but good god her obsession is plain creepy. I wonder does she get the flutters every time she sees one?!

 

[Cutthebull]

“Isn’t this weather like literally glorious”?! What?! A lot of “like” and “literally” this morning along with her fake accent.
Also there is not a chance in hell she understood what was going on in Succession.

 

[justhavinanosey]

Tell us you read Tattle without telling us you read Tattle

He gives me the ick!..that hair
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They’re also staying in the Parco San Marco Lifestyle Beach Resort…took me a while to find it because I’m nosey like that lol

 

[martha82]

They both look better today than yesterday by far, which suggests to me that they overthink their dresses. (You can’t wear strapless in the Royal Enclosure.)
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I think Laura looks lovely here. Love everything.
but I looked the dress up & its £720.
like WTAF. shoes are Jimmy Choo - so another £700?? I’ve no idea. Bag… hat….
Like you could be talking £1500? And this is a second day. Plus hotel, flights, hair, makeup etc… £4000??
I can’t get my head round the money

 

[Cutthebull]

Is she taking those children out of school again? I don’t have kids so I wouldn’t know but I wasn’t aware kids are off school this week?!

 

[Anastasia Beaverhaussen]

Those earrings are hideous

They match her face wtf??

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Oh and they go away on holidays again next week for anyone that’s interested