All that’s pretty #3

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Sorry but does Chicken Shop boy give anyone else the creeps?!

 

[Duchesspink]

I've found her posts really poorly thought out today.
She is almost in a frenzy of excitement tracking and posting the movements of the family. They were going to be with their matriarch as she died and Laura is frothing with excitement to post.
She isn't doing what anyone else is doing, she's gone over the top and has shown how uncouth she is.
I feel she has let herself down and her posts should have been taken down if she had any respect for the royal family

Of course they won't see or care but she is supposed to be a royalist and she should have thought her posts out today

 

[Cutthebull]

From Chelsea Flower Show to Jubilee celebrations to Royal Ascot to……….a water slide on Comber Main Street

 

[Pomegranate]

F**king hell, another trip away! Her poor bloody kids!
I wonder if she has any pangs of guilt or wonders if she’s doing the right thing at times..

It can’t be good for those young children to have their mum constantly going away

Oh don’t be silly! Didn’t you know she is such an hands on mum. Only last weekend she took them out and had so much fun with them.There is an Instagram reel prove it

 

[Here-For-The-Dresses]

She’s acting like he’s coming to announce a lottery winner, not share in the national grief. What is wrong with her!?

 

[FrankieBelle]

Fortnum and mason toffee apple tea.

Is it loose or bags? Maybe I should open it up and see.

(Doesn’t it say on the tin that it’s bags???)

Seriously I can’t with her. How is she able to put one foot in front of the other?? It’s terrifying

 

[bluekoala]

I’m so glad other people noticed her tone as being totally inappropriate.
She is weirdly obsessed, not healthy.

 

[Cutthebull]

I’ve unfollowed her she is actually a fucking idiot.

She absolutely is. Comes across as really unhinged.

Why are there loons posting on Laura Ad’s posts saying “so sorry for your loss”?! Jesus, they weren’t related! People are nuts.

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

I only came here as she was mentioned in another thread and I had watched her stories yesterday and she popped up again today. Does she always make that slappy noise with her mouth when she’s talking? Like i can hear the excess saliva in her mouth

Oh you’re in for a treat when she does the Christmas sandwich special!
She reviews Christmas sandwiches from local places and gives them a score out of 10 (Tesco, M&S, Starbucks etc) and she does it all while she has a mouthful of food in her gob, it’s like a fucking blender with stuffing and turkey spilling out all over the show

 

[Justcyrious]

She’s trying to appear as if she’s making fun of herself (a picture of my teeth, one of my toe, one of the top of my head etc etc) but really she went there just to get a picture of herself with the king. That awfully intrusive video wasn’t enough for her?

 

[Cutthebull]

She couldn’t sound less interested in that latest ad. Monotone and bored….“Which pieces are your favourite, let me know in the comments”. So let me get this straight she doesn’t have time to shop but she has time to go on countless holidays, weekends away (free), cosmetic dental appointments, facial appointments, take photos of herself buying random Halloween crap…..in a shop (that she doesn’t have time to go to). Just how thick are the sheep falling for this crap?!

 

[bluesims]

Influencers like LauraAd are giving the impression that having 18 holidays a year is normal for the average family. And she apparently has endless childcare available to her too when she feels like swanning off on a girls weekend. There is nothing normal about this... most families get 1 annual holiday if they're lucky. The rest of the time they are working and taking care of their kids.

 

[curtainsonthewall]

Same that ride looks amazing I’m sure it doesn’t come cheap. They look like idiots in their tweed and fair fax boots tho.

 

[AFlyOnYourWall]

Breaking News

Laura-Ann Barr to replace Penn Badgley in the next series of “You” (A Royal Edition)

Sources say that the NI native was scouted by the director of the popular Netflix series after he saw her Instagram account “Her stalking skills are second to none. I have never seen such deranged manic behaviour. She truly is committed to the cause. She was a perfect fit for the role.” Speaking to the Daily Fail, Laura-Ad said “I’ve been practising my whole life for this moment! I’ve been shitting out flarrs* for weeks I’ve been that excited!”

*Flarrs are available to buy from Little Buds. Shit out fresh every day. Use discount code ‘UNHINGED’ for 10% off your first order. Limited time only.

 

[Lovecrisps]

Is there a single month in the year where she isn't on some sort of mini-break/holiday/special trip?

A single *week in the *month....I swear she's had more holidays in three months than I've had in ten years. Not an exaggeration.

I really hope more people start to realise they're mugs for following these instagrammers and giving them the ad income and platform for all this absolute facade of a life.

What happened the £60k caravan?

Seriously though, in the past month she's had trip to London for jubilee (kid free), trip to Ascot royal enclosure (kid free), trip to Lake District to Another Place Hotel (again kid free, with friends) and now away on a family holiday on all the insta-sheep assisted ad income. And Chelsea Flower Show was at end of May.

Ad income on the grid alone this month : that PR trip to Lake District, two LK Bennett adverts, one for a non alcohol "spirit", Clarks shoes, Newbie lovers matching clothes, not to mention the "swipe up" aff links and all the stuff her followers bought after clicking those links even if they didn't buy the item she was advertising.

Why can't everyone see through the stupidity of it all?

 

[pema1990]

sorry but who in their right mind cancels work meetings to go take a day off to go find the king…like it’s not very professional

 

[theoppositeofinfluenced]

Thanks goodness it arrived for her to try on this weekend and remind us all she does exciting expensive and glamorous things when she’s not stuck at home going to a tractor run on a Friday night and flogging elastoplast on a Saturday.

 

[ArdeeGal]

She really is the village idiot Laura Ad

 

[Mr Paul Barry John Allen]

I thought the videos she posted were ok, no commentary or selfies or anything. But switching to itsu straightaway while the funeral is still ongoing is just . Was it just a little excursion for her?

It's funny, she's away home now! Surely you'd want to stay round for longer than 24 hours? What a waste of money, surely she could've watched from home

 

[Cutthebull]

I can’t believe she took her own FAKE flaaars to lay at Hillsborough Castle!!! FFS has she no shame??

I think we have long since established she has no shame, decorum, class or manners. Let’s all brace ourselves for this week when the King will travel to NI, we all know who will be in the front row thrusting a bunch of overpriced plastic tat at him. She’s bound to go to London for the funeral or the lying in state isn’t she?