Alison Perry #2

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Ad for a holiday park with no pictures of the accommodation? Also Alison you need to put Ad at the beginning of the caption, not after the second paragraph. Off to the ASA you go.
 
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Sorry but she has such an annoying face. That stupid wiggle dance she does gives me the rage
 
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That yellow outfit is awful!! That wart on her chin or whatever it is is so unfortunate, I’d have to get it removed it were me.
 
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Not confident to wear a bikini, so gets in said bikini and shows it to millions on Instagram. Yea, I'd say that was pretty confident
 
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I cannot stand Lydia Millen but she was talking recently about how she likes to be comfortable and wearing things that make her feel good boost her mental health and make her feel better generally. Even if it is pyjamas, and it's something she learned in lockdown. It is the exact opposite of AP who wears stuff that looks like she has picked it up off the floor or put it on straight from the plastic packaging. AP wears things that dont suit her and make her look like a box. Lydia on the other hand knows what she feels good in and wears it, thereby looking good and comfortable. If AP stopped fixating on this confidence BS and wearing things that were comfortable and that she liked, she would look so much better and fell better by default.
 
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All these put together outfits of the day, she just looks scruffy and shabby. Like she’s found every item of clothing tightly screwed up in the bottom of her wardrobe. 🤦‍♀️
 
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It’s a wonder her husband’s pen doesn’t shrivel up and die watching her in these god awful reels. Takes cringe to a new level with the non-dancing shimmy
 
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It’s a wonder her husband’s pen doesn’t shrivel up and die watching her in these god awful reels. Takes cringe to a new level with the non-dancing shimmy
I’m guessing he’s no looker either?! Not seen him yet…
 
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Not confident to wear a bikini, so gets in said bikini and shows it to millions on Instagram. Yea, I'd say that was pretty confident
Sits on stage interviewing Gemma Atkinson at the Baby Show. Nope, no not confident at all….🙄
 
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I can’t believe she got gifted that Oliver Bonas dress after trying it on in their changing rooms with zero intention or money to buy it!
 
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Probably already had it as a gifted item but wanted the engagement so went and did a try on first before showing it. She only did that because the dress was on its way. She looked like a bag of coal in it.
 
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She wasn't feeling the one outfit that looked good on her! No words for the 2 dresses though 😶
 
She’s so boring that she’s even written an article on grazia about how awful tattle is and nobody has commented on this thread about it (until now 😁)
Alison. Nobody cares.
 
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Alison hates the school holidays everyone! Wow, trying to be part of the harassed mum brigade. I mean, she’s far too busy and important to want to spend time with her kids. I bet she puts the younger ones in holiday club despite her husband being off work during school holidays too!
Also, she’s so against obese people losing weight, why? Should they stay overweight just to boost Alison’s confidence?
 
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I thought she would be pro choice so if people want to be thin it’s not her business same as she is happy as she is. I don’t focus on her size when I see her I just think how grubby and creased she looks, her whites are grey!

How deep is she into the summer holidays? Ours go back on Tuesday and I will really miss my little buddy, I’m skint and knackered but she is so mean about her kids why have three if they are such a burden!
 
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