Aliceinscandiland

[Breakdance Badass]

She has covid AGAIN

 

[have the privilege]

The poor husband gets tacked onto the end of the calendar as if he’s an afterthought. I’m sure he’s a nurse, so you’d think if it’s about family organisation he’d be just as relevant to get shifts written down!

 

[Breakdance Badass]

Omg all the vagueness to try and look mysterious. The shop will need to be open a while longer to sell the 2,841 baskets she just bought at the flea market (her voiceover on that reel sounded like she was on Downtown Abbey)

 

[Hashtagblessed]

https://www.gov.uk/data-protection/make-a-complaint

Not good enough from Alice.

 

[Squirrelfriend]

That’s it ... on to the next moan .. never happy with her lot .

 

[Breakdance Badass]

Totally agree @Anotherdayanotherwalk my 10 yr old would not play with a mud kitchen either! But then her IG children are just that, IG children. It’s all so contrived.

From her post today she’s clearly worried about her declining numbers, let’s be honest Instagram IS her business, not her shop. I refuse to believe her footfall is responsible for keeping her business afloat.

 

[Greencatfysh]

There’s an app called Hotel Tonight that she could try. All it would take is a smidge more research and you could get a triple room for between £100-£150. I was going to message her but think the story has been deleted.

 

[SecretShhhh]

Why did she go for a brand new sofa and expensive custom covers right before taking the entire house apart?

No thought into anything is there. Who gets the soda first ffs.

Veruca Salt Syndrome: I WANT IT NOW.

Hilarious. This is SO true!!!

 

[Maria1]

It's a van conversion. Loosen up a bit girl. Life is meant to be passionate, colourful, fun, not always perfect. FFS

 

[Breakdance Badass]

She's had a few days 'gifted' stay at a cottage all by herself and the rest of the family are due to join her.
If I was her husband and children I would be piling into a car and heading in the opposite direction to somewhere loud and fun with plenty of colour. It's either that or helping her agonise between 30 slightly differing shades of beige tile for the house renovation.

That’s clearly why she was so excited, because she was on her own!

 

[Breakdance Badass]

This video could not have been more staged.

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Surely not????

 

[Mum3boys]

The floor looks so orange is comparison she will hate it

 

[Breakdance Badass]

I think she likes to pretend that holiday home is hers, it’s got everything she wants in it! She will be so miserable when she needs to leave, the moaning will be unbearable

 

[Greencatfysh]

Has she gone totally quiet now?

 

[Breakdance Badass]

“Brain fizzing with change!” Has she been on the Jack Monroe threads? @Breakdance Badass

Jeezo those 2 together! She’s rearranging that house again, what a joke!

 

[Breakdance Badass]

I can’t believe she’s got someone in her house while they’re away and hasn’t even bothered to get round to putting a blind or curtains up! “There’s a bit of paper we’ve been using”

You can really though surely? She’s the most selfish self centred person there’s ever been

 

[Breakdance Badass]

The constant ‘ommm’ drives me up the wall.

The tomato rant was ridiculous too, what a brat. So tone deaf. Many people have reduced or no income at the moment, and there she is slagging off imported tomatoes. It’s ok for her to make people feel bad about buying those, but the minute anyone questions her choices she gets all salty. spoiled brat!

Spot on, some of us are really struggling financially so to berate us for buying what we can afford is no better.
The ommm and tut is made worse by the lazy drawling voice

Didn’t follow her for long, does she have any health conditions? I’ve actually never come across anyone that’s “not feeling well” or “feeling a bit ill today” as much as her but then is suddenly fine again and never seems to do anything about it or find a reason why she feels like that.

I didnt pay that much attention to her and have recently unfollowed so I may have missed it but it really really annoyed me!

Edited to add, I just remembered the way she speaks and pronounced words nothing has ever irritated me more!!!

Exactly this, always bloody ill, all the time. She wouldn’t last a minute in a normal work environment

 

[Squirrelfriend]

Does anyone follow The Otto house on Instagram???

No .. should I ?