Alice Evans & Ioan Gruffudd #360 Alice meets THE LAW.

[Endora]

Thread title is from @Periwinkleblue , nominated by @Hiraeth. The actual wording is "Alice... meet THE LAW" but for whatever reason tattle doesn't allow punctuation in thread titles, even a well-placed ellipsis.

I don't usually point out thread title suggestions that don't quite make it, but how often do you get a chance to compare Alice to ol' Vlad?

Hundreds of death threats daily? Calm down, Putin.
(Good one, @50degreesnorth .)


Old thread is here. If you need me I'll be in the back forty somewhere around page 30.

Alice Evans & Ioan Gruffudd #359 Judge "So move on."

New thread title is from @Loveu2. In true Law & Order style, she ripped a page out of the headlines court transcript. The last thread began on a very sad note. We lost our Touristy. 💔 It almost ended as so many do, with eye-rolling, until @Hiraeth arrived like Mighty Mouse, here to save...

tattle.life

Forgot to mention - there was one suggestion from @Jemedah that had one more vote, but it's too long:
"Respondent has always been free to ignore my content as I post it on my own platforms, which she is not required to visit."

 

[Abominatrix]

I just wanna say how sad I am that there's no more court and no more Henrietta Malice serving Utter Ham Fashion to all us plebs. She's just not bringing it for her Trader Joe's runs.

 

[CookieMonsta]

I just wanna say how sad I am that there's no more court and no more Henrietta Malice serving Utter Ham Fashion to all us plebs. She's just not bringing it for her Trader Joe's runs.

I swear she thinks she looks amazing in that pj top pic. It's a humble brag about how gorgeous she thinks she is that she can strut out to the local liquor grocery store in ratty PJs, hair scraped back and face bare and still dazzle the crowds with her mesmerising beauty. Doubt she even considers the baffled and befuddled crowds are mesmerised for a very different reason.*

* 3 day old dirty nightie and dried toothpaste springs to mind.

 

[Abominatrix]

I swear she thinks she looks amazing in that pj top pic. It's a humble brag about how gorgeous she thinks she is that she can strut out to the local liquor grocery store in ratty PJs, hair scraped back and face bare and still dazzle the crowds with her mesmerising beauty. Doubt she even considers the baffled and befuddled crowds are mesmerised for a very different reason.*

* 3 day old dirty nightie and dried toothpaste springs to mind.

She definitely does! She's way too into herself to go out not looking like the stunner she is. That's her casual glam, I'm sure.

But those court outfits... the weird tablecloth fabric with the horrible cut, the hideous shoes that just emphasized her hooves, the buttons straining on her tops... I mean, she dresses like some old bint who has missed her meds dosage for far too long.

 

[Occleshaw]

I swear she thinks she looks amazing in that pj top pic. It's a humble brag about how gorgeous she thinks she is that she can strut out to the local liquor grocery store in ratty PJs, hair scraped back and face bare and still dazzle the crowds with her mesmerising beauty. Doubt she even considers the baffled and befuddled crowds are mesmerised for a very different reason.*

* 3 day old dirty nightie and dried toothpaste springs to mind.

she looks smelly

 

[I'm not actually here]

Can't sleep so thought I'd hit the wiki and reread Andrea's response about the exhibits again. Couldn't immediately find it so listened to the Sarah Vine podcast from Nov 21. With all we know now, etc etc.. Bloody hell.

 

[Ally Pally]

I just wanna say how sad I am that there's no more court and no more Henrietta Malice serving Utter Ham Fashion to all us plebs. She's just not bringing it for her Trader Joe's runs.

Ooh this isn't the end, Alice will keep taking Ioan back to court for the foreseeable. Moo.

 

[SaltandPepperChicken]

Ooh this isn't the end, Alice will keep taking Ioan back to court for the foreseeable. Moo.

I do think she will want to, but how will she get a new lawyer? Cos Janinanpoop will be battering down the ex lawyers beach club door begging to be one of them after this.

And they will be saying

 

[Edna]

I do think she will want to, but how will she get a new lawyer? Cos Janinanpoop will be battering down the ex lawyers beach club door begging to be one of them after this.

And they will be saying, "You can't sit with us."

Ah, they're lawyers. They'll sit together. For a bit. Maybe longer if the cocktails are flowing. I mean, it's their job, in the main, to support whoever whenever, whatever goes down, right?

And as others have said previously, it sometimes feels like Janoin-nah (Australian English) might be working for the other side anyway. Were the "own goals" deliberate, perchance? The bank-balance admissions, the police officer sheeting nuisance blames back to Alice and away from Bianca?

If you can recall more incidents, feel free to add to my list!

 

[NarcRage]

I hope this judge doesn't try and remedy the obvious harm being done to the kids by thinking 'if I cut spousal she won't be able to afford therapy and she needs therapy because of the girls' or thinks that they are being harmed by her having less money. Because the more she gets the more she wastes on eyebrows and rubbish and she will never change no matter how much money she has. You don't solve Alice with money. She's burned through hundreds of thousands and is still as hell bent on revenge as ever.

 

[klarakluckbag]

She definitely does! She's way too into herself to go out not looking like the stunner she is. That's her casual glam, I'm sure.

But those court outfits... the weird tablecloth fabric with the horrible cut, the hideous shoes that just emphasized her hooves, the buttons straining on her tops... I mean, she dresses like some old bint who has missed her meds dosage for far too long.

BIB: Yes, yes I know it's far too early for a Thread title nom, but...if the cap fits .

In other news, we've been going through the family photos at my mum's house. My mum was a real stunner in her day and she always dressed really well. Or so I thought. Oh, mummy...

 

[Ally Pally]

I hope this judge doesn't try and remedy the obvious harm being done to the kids by thinking 'if I cut spousal she won't be able to afford therapy and she needs therapy because of the girls' or thinks that they are being harmed by her having less money. Because the more she gets the more she wastes on eyebrows and rubbish and she will never change no matter how much money she has. You don't solve Alice with money. She's burned through hundreds of thousands and is still as hell bent on revenge as ever.

This is why I don't think he will stop her spousal support, I do think he will give it a cut off date though it won't be awarded indefinitely.

 

[Dan!Dan!Dan!]

The problem is when she had plenty of money from Ioan and he was paying all the bills etc she never did anything or went anywhere with the girls. More money does not mean she would spend it on things she should, eg therapy, education, hobbies for the kids etc

 

[SaltandPepperChicken]

The problem is when she had plenty of money from Ioan and he was paying all the bills etc she never did anything or went anywhere with the girls. More money does not mean she would spend it on things she should, eg therapy, education, hobbies for the kids etc

THIS! The judge needs to tell her to get a real job.

 

[Jemadah]

THIS! The judge needs to tell her to get a real job.

Yes! In what world is it acceptable to sit on your a refusing to do anything that you don't class as celebrity-adjacent? Here in the UK when you used to be on the dole you only got a certain amount of time to pick and choose roles that fitted your qualifications, after which you either took pretty much anything that was offered or they stopped your benefit money. (I don't have any knowledge of what the system is like these days, hence the past tense, although I'd hazard a guess that it's even less lenient?) Why should this be any different?

 

[SaltandPepperChicken]

I’m going away again in a few days. Please can someone remind me of any key dates coming up? I want to make sure I don’t plan any day trips for when the tit hopefully drops.

Am I right that there is something next week? I’ll have a pool day the day after! I’ll be GMT + 2 so LA time will likely be too late for me the same day.

 

[Ninas purse]

This is why I don't think he will stop her spousal support, I do think he will give it a cut off date though it won't be awarded indefinitely.

Her needs and the kids' needs are not going to be the overriding issue, that is the reality of divorce. Lifestyles drop dramatically if there is only one breadwinner. She has kicked that can down the road for as long as the Courts allowed her.
The Court has to find a balance between rights of both parties. Ioan has paid and still pay spousal support. The marriage lasted for 12 years. Date of separation determines duration spousal support not the date when the divorce is finalised. Then there are also the over-payments that the court has to take into account.
CS is easy. It ends when each child turns 18. So Ella's ends in a year? Elsie's ends in 5 years?
MOO, she has at best two years of spousal support left. Here's hoping that she has socked away a bucket load of money, because that gravy train is reaching the station.

 

[Bridgeofsighs]

Yes! In what world is it acceptable to sit on your a refusing to do anything that you don't class as celebrity-adjacent? Here in the UK when you used to be on the dole you only got a certain amount of time to pick and choose roles that fitted your qualifications, after which you either took pretty much anything that was offered or they stopped your benefit money. (I don't have any knowledge of what the system is like these days, hence the past tense, although I'd hazard a guess that it's even less lenient?) Why should this be any different?

They tell people to apply for jobs but the Alice types do crap applications and interviews deliberately so they won't be offered anything. I don't think anyone gets cut off unless they did benefit fraud. The Holy Grail is getting PIP money for these types. (Yes I know most people on PIP are legit but....)

It's also pretty obvious Alice has a big stash as after rent and HOA fees she has $1200 a month of Ioan's money to live on. (Did the CS go up a bit? $150 for each child?) Then she has $1500 to live on a month which won't pay for all the ozempic, botox, eyebrows and car insurance, the old leccy bill, storage fees for two units and all her current bills. So she finally has to eat into her stash. Hurrah! I predict she will never get a normal job so it's gonna be selling tabloid stories and the odd Con until the kids are sent out to work.

 

[Ninas purse]

They tell people to apply for jobs but the Alice types do crap applications and interviews deliberately so they won't be offered anything. I don't think anyone gets cut off unless they did benefit fraud. The Holy Grail is getting PIP money for these types. (Yes I know most people on PIP are legit but....)

It's also pretty obvious Alice has a big stash as after rent and HOA fees she has $1200 a month of Ioan's money to live on. (Did the CS go up a bit? $150 for each child?) Then she has $1500 to live on a month which won't pay for all the ozempic, botox, eyebrows and car insurance, the old leccy bill, storage fees for two units and all her current bills. So she finally has to eat into her stash. Hurrah! I predict she will never get a normal job so it's gonna be selling tabloid stories and the odd Con until the kids are sent out to work.

She might want to be about careful depending on her kids taking care of her in her old age. Children develop their own ideas once they are out in the world. She has taught them to be selfish and think only of themselves. Does she really think they will not apply that logic to her if they have to choose between their own needs and hers?

 

[IceQueen1973]

She might want to be about careful depending on her kids taking care of her in her old age. Children develop their own ideas once they are out in the world. She has taught them to be selfish and think only of themselves. Does she really think they will not apply that logic to her if they have to choose between their own needs and hers?

Yeah, I can’t see them being happy about going to work everyday to pay for her Botox/booze/ozempic/wifi while she sits on her ass.
Tick tock, cuntasaurus rex. Better start thinking about a new beggy grift.