How to update your story, Alexandra Cane style:
1. Try to smell your top lip, take a selfie
2. Look thoughtfully into the distance
3. Make sure to include a notebook in shot to prove how knowledgeable you are
4. Post an unrelated caption about your 'profound' spiritual wisdom, to give the illusion that you're trying to help people and don't just fancy posting a selfie
5. Voila!
1. Try to smell your top lip, take a selfie
2. Look thoughtfully into the distance
3. Make sure to include a notebook in shot to prove how knowledgeable you are
4. Post an unrelated caption about your 'profound' spiritual wisdom, to give the illusion that you're trying to help people and don't just fancy posting a selfie
5. Voila!