Adverts you hate

[Pinkblush]

Andrex. Camera close ups of peoples backsides. Yes we know what toilet paper is for.

 

[antisocialmedia]

The Asda advert! I find the man freaky! I have to turn it off! Even on the radio I have to Turn it over!

I thought it was the borat actor the first time I saw it lol

 

[chocolate choux]

The one with the annoying girl saying ‘bum!’, ‘hips!’ I know how to keep my body healthy but how do I keep my mouth healthy?? It’s fucking toothpaste

I hate this one too! “...but how do I keep my mouth healthy?” as if it were a great mystery and not just a simple matter of brushing your teeth and going for regular dental checkups

I also hate any advert that cashes in on a movement like this one I saw on Twitter earlier. Like every Pride month so many products change to rainbow packaging but do fuck all to actually benefit the cause - it would be understandable if they donated a percentage from every item sold to a related charity. This sort of crap is supposed to make you feel closer to brands but I find it off putting even though I support the causes. A tin of Nestle coffee is just a tin of Nestle coffee, nothing more and nothing less no matter how much you tart it up with clever marketing

(Plus Nestle are generally an awful company anyway)
/end rant

 

[MalletsMallet]

Ironically, I prefer him as he really is, it is like being invited back stage.

He's got a great voice.
But I don't know why we need to get to know the man behind the character (who, incidentally, has a radio show here in Wales). Do we actually care? I don't think it will come as a tremendous shock to anyone that Gio Compario a) isn't real and b) is actually played by a professionally trained opera singer. There's literally barely any mention of what the company even offers anymore! grrrrrrr!!!

 

[StephenTJackson]

I like meat and two veg

I think he is always just saying he likes a bit of cock because meat and two veg is a euphemism for a cock and balls.

 

[Scragbags]

The space invaders ad is doing my actual tits in atm I don't even have to be looking at the TV but the noise makes me

 

[emm]

I knew there had to be catches to those houses! It seems like a scam, so there had to be some fault. The big Wimbledon house on the ad at the moment looks like you only get half of that house, and the garden is a postage stamp, over looked by everyone. It's all clever angles and descriptions.

The woman's voice is incredibly annoying too!

yeah the whole concept of it seems like a scam, like those competitions they have on This Morning etc, there is a reason these kind of things are promoted to people who probably aren't working and might be really short of money rather than on prime time tv later in the evening imo

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

So here we are - the Christmas smellies ads are out with a vengence! One break I saw yesterday was all perfume/after shave ads.

The one that really does pee me off is that one for Black Opium; The soundtrack is absolutely terrible for a start - I can't understand a word of it until it gets to something about "touch me and hold me blah blah blah................................" but what is it supposed to mean anyway? Woman stomping about, gyrates about in some dingy club and thats it?
Oh and Opium perfumes give me migraine anyway

Numan erectile dysfunction.
I have enough problems with my hair loss, greying and middle aged spread without worrying about a soft cock. Thanks anyway

Fret not! They do deliver the sticky plaster and a lollystick in a Plain Brown Envelope LOL

 

[Libbylulu]

The Christmas Lidl advert. Bizarre

 

[cushtybert]

Instagram advert on you tube.. that ticking music really gets to me for some reason

 

[Pinkblush]

Daz? The bloke going into people's house with Daz and putting a camera in their face

The daz doorstep challenge. Its was shane ritchie knocking on doors, snatching the old powder and shoving a box daz at people.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

the john lewis christmas advert we are about to get on our televisions anytime after halloween

I did love the one few years ago with the bouncy trampoline Randy Crawfords song.Always choked me up.

 

[Bitofthebubbly]

I wasn’t bothered about him playing dress up, it was the deliberate trashing of the house and his sisters art work which annoys me. As if the insurance are going to pay out for a deliberate act

What lie is the mum going to say when she makes the claim, a tornado blew through her house?

Don’t get me wrong I have no issue with kids playing dress up, boys wearing dresses etc. But drag is different imo.

 

[ChampagneBox]

That bloody new itv drama advert for Too Close...I swear if I hear ‘well don’t you sound pleased with yourself’ one more fucking time

 

[emm]

Have ad free YouTube now, but prior to that, an advert kept coming up on every bloody ad break that featured an actor who was the spitting image of Josef Fritzl (the beyond evil Austrian bloke who kept his daughter Elisabeth hostage for decades and did unspeakable things to her). Have no idea what the advert was about as it was in German and I know no German, but I hated it.

the YouTube ads are so bizarre I am in the UK but often seem to get them in other languages

 

[whisperchat]

The new Miley Cyrus gucci advert.. her voice grates on me badly

 

[Sweatingbullets]

Me

Tut tut tut!

 

[Hello Kitty]

I don’t know if it’s on anymore but that Nescafé Gold one where some divvy stands there saying “if you’ve never seen me cry sit down” etc. used to give me the rage. It’s instant coffee ffs.

The Herbal Essences soft porn for men were irritating as well. How is a model lathering her body up in the shower going to make me want to buy your shampoo?

Hate that Nescafe Gold advert. It felt like it was about 5 minutes long as well

 

[PumpkinKing]

Currently watching murder in the valleys and every ad break has this ad from thoughtful where a couple are making kind of squirrel type noises, christ its annoying! Thank god for the fast forward button

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Pretty much any perfume advert. But especially the Marc Jacobs (I think?) Daisy one where they just repeat the word Daisy over and over again...I could honestly punch the tv. Also the one where Lady Gaga sings. I usually quite like her but she really gets on my tits in that!

My OH woke up one night panic-stricken with that Daisy thing running through his head, those three bints like zombie-apocalype beings mumbling 'Daisy Daisy Daisy.' I've told him not to stuff his face with cheese before bedtime LOL

All perfume ads are weird though. Theres that Sauvage one with Johnny Depp when he jumps into his muscle car, he races out into the desert past a buffalo, screeches to a halt then digs a hole next to a big cactus to then throw his jewellery in it. Whats that all about ??
All JP Gaultier ones are totally bizarre