No, she just has had a haircut that she doesn't like - but I think her hair looks a lot better tbh!Why does she need extensions? Is this to do with her recent medical episode?
I haven't seen it yet, but are the hair extensions she ordered clip-ins? I'm getting flashbacks to my teenage years when we all had clip-in extensions that were very expertly put in, the correct colour, and you definitely could not see the clips at the back!Oh my god tonight’s video
She starts off with the “I’m on a health kick” whilst chugging a Pepsi. Then makes chips piled with cheese for tea. Next night a cha-coooooo-tery board with all the cheese and pork products and three types of white bread. Then nearly crying about her haircut which looks a billion times better - she missed her pig tails so has ordered hair extensions onlineBarney must miss having to something to hold onto so he doesn’t fall off
Them making a load of cakes for just the two of them but she’s oh so healthy right?
She’s calling this a reset. No lisa love. This isn’t it.
And I’m only half way through!
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OH MY GOD THE AMAZON 9.99 HAIRit’s absolutely awful on her it’s the wrong colour and wrong texture
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No she got a hair cut and misses her pig tailsWhy does she need extensions? Is this to do with her recent medical episode?
HilariousThread title by @Theodore!
Feel free to add anything I've forgotten in the recap!
- It's been 8 or so months since they moved into the new build, which Lisa is very much regretting
- They've already had to buy more storage for their son's room to store more of Lisa's crap in
- The latest house drama is that all of the windows need replacing, but the mean window fitter who turned up was only there to fix the patio doors
- Lisa has discovered that she has high blood pressure and has been milking it ever since
- Ade has the "absolute worst allergies". Doesn't need an epi pen though...
- Ade also has been working in the office because "his laptop broke" which is possibly Ade realising sharing a tiny office space with Lisa was not the best idea
- Lisa is still making inedible looking meals that she creates by following 0 steps of a recipe she finds, covering the whole thing in the same amount of cheese Dominos goes though in a week and declaring it sooooo delicioussss and the best thing she's ever tasted. Tattle remains unconvinced on that one...
- Lisa has a new dream of one day working at Starbucks, presumably as part of her disguise as a poor, grieving widow after she finally kills Ade off with the diet of cheese, sausage rolls and Pepsi she currently has him on
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Ade and Lisa #3 New trashed house, still burning the dinner, Ade still ain’t getting any thinner
Thread title by @Maleficent50 ❤️ Lisa & Ade finally moved into their cozy new build house/building site and, as predicted, have turned it into a hoarder's paradise almost instantly 😅 As you were 🤣tattle.life
lol holding a can of Pepsi as she says shes so healthy....one a day, MY ARSE!Oh my god tonight’s video
She starts off with the “I’m on a health kick” whilst chugging a Pepsi. Then makes chips piled with cheese for tea. Next night a cha-coooooo-tery board with all the cheese and pork products and three types of white bread. Then nearly crying about her haircut which looks a billion times better - she missed her pig tails so has ordered hair extensions onlineBarney must miss having to something to hold onto so he doesn’t fall off
Them making a load of cakes for just the two of them but she’s oh so healthy right?
She’s calling this a reset. No lisa love. This isn’t it.
And I’m only half way through!
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OH MY GOD THE AMAZON 9.99 HAIRit’s absolutely awful on her it’s the wrong colour and wrong texture
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