2024 Celebrity Death Pool #6

[Shesaidwhat?]

@Sir Lancelot just a query over the July bonus does Jay Slater now class as a celebrity?

 

[Sir Lancelot]

I considered Nick Carter’s mother, but since a vote from me is equal to the gift of eternal life, I went for someone nice instead.

You went for a cat...


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The July Bonus Round Nominations:

Alan Hansen (x2)
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Anna Wintour
Ben Afleck
Bianca Censori
Brian Blessed
Britney Spears
Bruce Campbell
Bruce Willis (x2)
Bubbles the Chimp
Cher
Clint Eastwood
Conor McGregor
Donald Trump
Esther Rantzen
Harry Styles
Ian McKellen
Ian McShane
Imelda Marcos
James Earl Jones
Jimmy Carter
Jimmy Page
Joan Bakewell
Joe Biden
John Nettles
Johnnie Walker DJ (x4)
Johnny Vegas
Julie Andrews
Julie Goodyear
Julie Walters (x2)
Kim Woodburn
Larry the Downing Street Cat
Linda Tirado (journalist)
Loyd Grossman
Michael Douglas
Michael Flatley
Michael J. Fox
Noam Chomsky
Noddy Holder
Ozzy Osbourne (x2)
Paul Anderson (Peaky Blinders)
Penelope Keith
Phil Collins
Prunella Scales (x2)
Richard O’Brien
Richard O’Sullivan
Shannen Doherty
Sharon Osbourne
Shirley Bassey
Simon Fowler (Ocean Colour Scene)
Stephen Fry
Sven Goran Eriksson (x7)
Tim Curry
Tom Baker
Tom Lehrer
Vladimir Putin
Wendy Craig
Willie Nelson
Zandra Rhodes

19 women
38 men
1 chimp
1 cat

The average age of those nominated is 73.4 years

I don't think I missed anyone!
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I missed the deadline but I'll play along with Conor McGregor for July bonus.

I put you on anyway.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Just for the hell of it, happy birthday to:

1986 Wrestler Alicia Fox
1985 Michael Phelps, human fish
1983 Patrick Wolf, musician
1983 Katherine Ryan, comedian
1983 Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Fernandez-Versini/Whateverthefuck
1982 Lizzie Caplan, actress (Mean Girls)
1982 Ashley Walters, actor (Top Boy)
1982 Andy Knowles, musician (Franz Ferdinand)
1975 Ralf Schumacher, F1 race car driver, vroom vroom
1972 James Martin, TV chef
1968 Phil Anselmo, musician (Pantera!)
1966 Mike Tyson, boxer and ear nibbler
1965 Gary Pallister, English footballer
1963 Yngwie J. Malmsteen, guitarist
1963 Rupert Graves, actor
1962 Julianne Regan, musician (All About Eve)
1960 Murray Cook, The Wiggles
1959 Vincent D'Onfrio, actor
and others but I've lost interest now.

 

[Amoo]

I'll pick Imelda Marcos.

She's a shoe-in.

 

[DanDanTheIceCreamMan]

Did anyone have Bill Bailey's hair? He's finally called time on it. (pretty sure it doesn't have it's own wiki though)

 

[Miss Begotten]

New question:
What would be your ideal death?

It’s definitely still being shagged to death by Tom Hardy after a fortnight of filth and debauchery in the Bahamas. I’d settle for the Maldives as my second choice.

 

[JE172]

Somebody definitely nominated him!

I’ve found my list in my archived notes, he is on there!! These would be my first ever points!

 

[Turmeric123]

No! My mother would be ashamed of me. Us Irish "love" to break news of a death

The only country people start conversations with "Guess who's dead:

 

[Sir Lancelot]

I’m sure I had him on my list but I can’t find my list now??!! @Sir Lancelot His real name is Seth Binzer.

You sure did. 51pts for you, putting you in around 30th place!
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You sure did. 51pts for you, putting you in around 30th place!

Or joint 9th, to be more accurate.

 

[TruthTeller1036]

Just for the hell of it, happy birthday to:

1986 Wrestler Alicia Fox
1985 Michael Phelps, human fish
1983 Patrick Wolf, musician
1983 Katherine Ryan, comedian
1983 Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Fernandez-Versini/Whateverthefuck
1982 Lizzie Caplan, actress (Mean Girls)
1982 Ashley Walters, actor (Top Boy)
1982 Andy Knowles, musician (Franz Ferdinand)
1975 Ralf Schumacher, F1 race car driver, vroom vroom
1972 James Martin, TV chef
1968 Phil Anselmo, musician (Pantera!)
1966 Mike Tyson, boxer and ear nibbler
1965 Gary Pallister, English footballer
1963 Yngwie J. Malmsteen, guitarist
1963 Rupert Graves, actor
1962 Julianne Regan, musician (All About Eve)
1960 Murray Cook, The Wiggles
1959 Vincent D'Onfrio, actor
and others but I've lost interest now.

I didn’t read this properly and was like wtf when did some of these die, must read full thing properly

 

[SmillieKylie]

You don’t often get celebs eaten by sharks, 51 points for Tamayo Perry RIP.

 

[Elmoo]

RIP Martin Mull

always The Principle from Sabrina to me!

 

[Sir Lancelot]

For the bonus round, he would count.
However, do you think he is currently alive and will die in July?
That's a bold take on it all... is he your choice?

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

Great name though. Poor fella. he was really proud of his sobriety. Sounds like he found it too late though.

My July bonus is, as ever, Harry Styles. If someone else has picked him, then his ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift.

And now I'm going into hiding because there are a lot of people who will want ME dead.

Ugh least everyone can stop going on about her bloody tour like she's the bloody king. Sick of hearing her smug face and her weird infantalised fans

 

[bracrumbs]

I juat had to Google Wendy Craig as I thought it was Wendy Richards too

I used to work in a library so I must correct this - she was Wendy Richard. Not Richards.

As immortalised in her autobiography, which she entitled “No S. My Life Story”

I shit you not.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Bunch of perverts, the lot of you

 

[Serene Serena]

Shifty Shellshock singer from Crazytown has died age 49. Could have sworn he died a few years back

Great name though. Poor fella. he was really proud of his sobriety. Sounds like he found it too late though.

My July bonus is, as ever, Harry Styles. If someone else has picked him, then his ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift.

And now I'm going into hiding because there are a lot of people who will want ME dead.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

I’ve seen a lot of fashion related people passing recently, so for my July bonus I’ll go for Vera Wang please🫡

'Wang'

heh

 

[Sir Lancelot]

July Bonus Round voting has closed

 

[Sir Lancelot]

I didn’t read this properly and was like wtf when did some of these die, must read full thing properly

You can tell I'm bored, can't you? Celebrating birthdays now...