Molly mae and Shaughna definitely do not have tree trunk thighs. Shaughna has a condition called lipoedema which is an abnormal build up of fat cells in her legs, let’s leave these comments off here
 
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Beep beep! 1 Minor-Mae here!

A recap since the last thread, you guysss just love to hate on me it’s literallyyy what keeps me relevant 😚✌🏻 It’s my birthday aswell. Honestly so blessed for this life that I manifested ✨

Sooo I passed my driving test - love that for me, I don’t know if you heard as I’ve kept it super, super quiet. I’m literallyyy going to be in the Guinness World Records 2021 for the first EVER person to pass in an automatic - let’s not fight about it guysss. So glad I found an instructor to put up with me and teach me to Mirror-Signal-Manifest ✨ It’s going to be another one of my personality traits along with Ellie Belly and being a 21 year old housewife 😚✌🏻 I didn’t want to get anything too crazy for my first car but I’ve only gone and got myself a Range Rover - unREALLL 😚✌🏻 I’m going to make sure you peasants know about it. I’ve had a custom cup holder made just for my Diet Coke, I’m so randommm! I made sure I got myself papped driving in it on my way out of the gym too. The gym is lifeee - I’m such a healthy Queen. No mayo on the chicken mayo though yeah? 😚✌🏻

I’m sorry... Jake Paul has come out and alleged that I DM’ed him and that Tommy needs to keep an edited eye on me ??? Is he joking ??? Love that for me that I’ve been brought into their beef over who’s got the smallest dick, it’s definitely my Tommy Wommy’s by the way. I’m categoricallyyy fuming at Tommy for being papped in Miami and making us look anything less than perfect. That’s why I’m such an independent women now 😚✌🏻 I’ll be punishing him for it until my birthdayyy when he gets Fran to set up a massive display of affection for me. I wonder how many Cartier rings I’ll be getting for this birthday? Chapter 22 😚✌🏻 A new thread on my birthday, omg it’s literallyyy fait ✨

Guysss I actuallyyy have realll friends besides Ellie Belly and Maura - keep your friends close and your enemies closer and all that. Did you see me in London with my wannabe influenza friends partying and eye fucking ourselves over whose teeth are whiter and whose chin is more chiseled? Not mine huns, it’s all edited and that’s why it takes me so longgg to upload an Instagram story. Hiding the filters on my Instagram stories literallyyy keeps me so busy. I’m so busy guysss. Some days I have to get up at 10AM and it’s a struggleee. It’s been rubbing off on Tommy too yanno, he looks nothing like his Instagram photos on his recent holiday - still fuming. Atleast he had fun though, but he’s sooo glad to be back with me, mummy Molly for our pre-made dinners from Barry’s because we all know how much hate I get when I cook 😚✌🏻

Other than that, I’m just the same old Moaning Myrtle Mae, making all of my Fiat 500 followers feel like shit with my constant bragging and photoshopped Instagram pictures of my perfect life - anything is possible if you just ✨ manifest ✨ guysss. That’s how I passed my test and that’s why I bought my car two days before my test because I just knew I would pass - it was honestlyyy down to fait ✨ So blessed and so grateful for this lifeee x

Thread title by @under the ivy and a big congratulations for passing your theory test, you go girl 😚✌🏻❤

And thank you to @JakeM for the exclusive first look at Molly’s new whip xo

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Id love to hear more :)
Oh I would be happy to! Nasty place to work at. I applied for a role which was called a “junior influencer marketing executive” which basically was controlling the PLT social media page on Instagram posting, creating the brand campaign things for stories ect and also keeping in contact with people like molly mae herself through Instagram, making sure they had the right clothes sent to them and approving their sponsored PLT insta posts. Very boring and tedious. The women I had to work with were extremely vindictive. If you made one slight mistake (And I honestly mean a really petty mistake that most people make) they’d be off to tell the manager and honestly they’d enjoy it when people had a go at you. Fortunately it wasn’t me but I’ve seen it! Bad cases of work place bullying too. If you look on glass door reviews you can see other employees comments. Luckily I was able to hold my own but eventually I did leave because it was too much.
Umar Kamini is a shallow self absorbed man that only has money on his mind. Couldn’t give a shite about his employees, only the influencers. The only way you can move up the job scale is basically sleeping with him. (No I’m not joking) people who were higher up, managers, head of brand ect were all overly friendly and licked his arse whenever they were around him. Oh and my favourite part: the influencers coming on “tours” for their YouTube. I remember when Misha Grimes came once and she was the loudest most annoying person ever. Luckily I wasn’t part of her over the top tour but I certainly heard her. I watched her YouTube video back and
honestly it looks like such a good place to work but it really isn’t. I mean sure it’s a very modern office but just honestly isn’t worth it. It’s the way the influencers that come in to do their new collections, which btw they are basically given a mood board and asked “do you like this” and all they have to do is agree and thousands of clothes are created for their cheap tacky fast fashion campaign whilst the poor suckers working there are promoting it on Instagram for all we’re worth trying to make sure it isn’t a flop. A lot of them talk to you with such disrespect and in such a patronising tone like they think they’re better than you because they have a million followers on Instagram.
And of course what the influencers do for money and fame. I’m still in contact with some people that work there and as you know, word spreads. IM NOT SAYING THIS IS TRUE THIS IS JUST WHAT IVE BEEN TOLD BY SOMEONE CLOSE TO MOLLY MAE. The relationship is apparently a bit of a sham. I’ve been told tommy is pretty controlling and is quite a big drinker. I don’t know if anyone else noticed how other the top and sickly their birthdays were but that was all for show. Also another piece that I gathered from someone that they moved back to Manchester as Tommy was getting extremely aggravated being stuck with mollys family. Obviously could be all bullshit and it’s just someone on the inside stirring trouble but who knows!
Sorry for the rant but weirdly made me feel better and you did ask ;)
 
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Very true, me and my sister stood there two people in front of us and she walks in, stands there for a few seconds and walked past us all. The lad in front said something she turned looked at me (not sure why she thought it was me who said it considering I’m not a lad) and said “don’t you know who I am” it’s not the first experience I’ve had with her. She’s not nice at all.
ngl this sounds like proper porkie pies
 
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lozzapaloozza

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Hey guysss ✌🏻 Welcome back to my channel thread. There’s SO much to recap on so I’m going to talk really fast and high pitched and sqeal omg it’s going to be unREALLL. Can I just say that Tommy is categoricallyyy *chefs kiss*, just my dream man child, honestly guys stick to your manifesting because it *chefs kiss* works, that’s how I got onto Love Island but let’s not talk about the fact I didn’t win, anywaysss we move ✌🏻

So I’m still doing everything for my Tommy Wommy, his laundry, his cooking, omg you guys I get SO much hate when I mention food. And yeah I’m just doing all the housework because I’m a domestic goddess and I will spend all my time telling you guys and convincing you guys my relationship is SO unREALLL. Fiat500’s will know

I categoricallyyy love to complain that I’m SO spotty even though I have one spot. My hair is SO greasy ✌🏻 Love that for me ✌🏻 I haven’t washed it in months but now I have short hair and no extensions SO I can basicallyyy get away with it for longer #BeautyWorksAmbassador... check out my new straightner I’m SO obsessed

I’m on this natural journey guysss, let me just add a filter to this natural story I’m doing. Anywaysss I’ve had my filler removed and no, I categoricallyyy haven’t had them redone I just overline my lips, do you guys want a tutorial? OMG so many of you will ask meee. I’ve had my bonding removed because I don’t know if I’ve mentioned I’m on this journey to be more natural but I did end up getting bonding on two of my teeth and I’m whitening them ✌🏻 Love that for me ✌🏻 Anywayyy we move

If my dad DM’s you guys just don’t worry about it, don’t come for me I get SO much hate whenever I say anything. But anyways guys I’m going to go and eat my lettuce bowl and Diet Coke for tea because I’m ✌🏻 healthy ✌🏻 and don’t miss me posting my Apple Watch rings later tonight. Who am I? Love that for me ✌🏻

Shout out to @jackolantern for the thread title, just had to alter slightly as it wouldn’t fit. Love that for us xo
 
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*Beka’s name makes it into the thread title*

You won Beka. Enjoy the fame. I hope it makes you very happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life Beka. You ruined my night completely, so you could have the fame. I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum, because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck, without any tyres on
 
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I just realised someone hacked Tommy’s Tiktok account and turned it into some sort of a Netflix fan page I’m dying to know what his password was probably boxing123
 
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lozzapaloozza

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Hey ganggg - I say gang because my manager Fran told me you were giving me SO much hate for saying guysss all the time. Anywaysss welcome back to a brand new thread. Honestlyyy I categorically can’t believe how fast these threads are going. I don’t even do anything wrong but you guys just loveee to hate on meee 😚✌🏻

So I finallyyy managed to park my massive car so let’s not even talk about it. Omg I was literallyyy in the middle of the road. I just can’t park, maybe I need some lessons? But don’t worry guyssss it’s not because the car is too big for me and too big to be my first ever car because I literally manifested it so it’s not that. I’m just so random I’ll just park here? Not even bothered about getting a ticket because it’s part of my personality 😚✌🏻 And I’m SO wealthyyy so it’s not even an issue for meee

I’m SO petrified, PETRIFIED of needles I can’t even talk about it. Literallyyy don’t know how I managed to get so much filler pumped into my face - let’s not even talk about it okayyy 😚✌🏻 But yeah I’m so nervous for my surgery because I have endometriosis, incase you didn’t know because obviouslyyy I just know and believe I have it so I’ll tell everyone, including the media so they keep me relevant and then I can complain about how much hate I get and how many fake stories they make up about meee - I’m categoricallyyy the only reason some newspapers are still going you know. They just love to run with everything I sayyy 😚✌🏻 By the way guysss I completely forgot to update you on my mole. I know I literallyyy went on about it SO much and made out I had cancer but it’s actuallyyy all fine. No need to worry now guysss - I got the attention I wanted so just don’t believe a word I say anymore because I’m just a little bellend 😚✌🏻

Anywaysss I’m going on a juice cleanse because I’m fumingggg that I’m not the size I was before going into Love Island and when I was a child. I’m still eating my salads with a bucket of coleslaw on top and literallyyy going to the gym everyday. Yep everyday because I have to make sure you all know how healthy and super, SUPER fit I am. I’m still on this ✨ journey ✨ of making sure everyone knows I’m better than them. But yeah guysss I just love the juice cleanse life. I’m just obsessed with everything I promote 😚✌🏻 Don’t worry about it guysss it’s just all for the Gram because I’m still going to edit and photoshop ALL of my content, even my stories because I cannot have people see what I really look like because I’m the ultimate catfish and obviouslyyy so, SO insecure. It’s not like anyone even gives me hate about how I look… no wait guysss actuallyyy I do get so much hate what am I even talking about? Omg I’m just so random but anywaysss

Omg I just love making everyone believe Thomas and I are engaged and pregnant - especiallyyy my Fiat 500 gals they just go WILDDD for me. We literallyyy went ring shopping, tried on some rings but obviouslyyy none of them were expensive enough for meee because I’ll have to show it off on Instagram so it has to be unREALLL. I don’t even know how Tommy will afford it with his lack of career? Honestlyyy he’ll just have to start manifesting won’t he? So yeah we literally just need to pick a ring and it’ll happen. Errr, sorry? Did I say we? I mean Tommy because it’s going to be a huge, HUGE surprise and I won’t have anything to do with it. Neither will Fran or the girls from my management team because Tommy and I plan all of our surprises by ourselves. We didn’t even get any help to organize our 2 year anniversary surprise. It honestlyyy feels like we’ve been together forever doesn’t it? I just love my Shlunkydog SO much. I honestlyyy feel so lucky to have such an incredible man. Honestlyyy I feel like I manifested him into my life. Just don’t ask him to do a Q&A with me because he gets sooo mad 😚✌🏻

Thank you sooo much for reading guysss. I’m off to go and watch Harry Potter for the millionth time. I’m obsessed with Harry Potter, OBSESSED. I just love it so much. I’m literally not watching Love Island this year because I just want to be seen as a business woman and not an ex-Love Islander so I’m not even gonna talk about it or draw attention to it because like I said I’m so much better than that show. I just really want to be taken seriouslyyy. So yeah. Anywaysss bye guysss, I love you all sooo much and I’ll see you all in my next recap. *blows kiss*

✨ Title by @spillthetea23, edited slightly to fit ✨
 
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lozzapaloozza

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As a child who lost their mother to alcoholism last year I’m honestly disgusted by that post. I’m so glad I never saw it and it was deleted. Does she really believe that people choose to have their lives and their families lives destroyed through addiction? It’s a mental illness. There is no cure. It’s an achievement for me and my brother to get out of bed everyday after what we went through. I have no words
 
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I can’t believe she’s actually spending her birthday with Maura in Hertfordshire instead of her man in MCR. How tragic, I thought they were obsessed with each other yet she hasn’t spent a single minute with him. I wonder if he’s gonna propose tonight.
I’d personally prefer it if he dumped her but he seems obsessed with her.

Someone uploaded her birthday outfit on Twitter and ewwww. Jeans with that ugly ass shirt?! Minimal makeup?! Why not do Smokey black eyes? Why not find a nice little dress? And did anyone see the size of her thighs in Tommy’s Instagram stories whilst she’s sitting down? Tree trunks!!!! She definitely photoshops her Shaughna sized legs and thighs.
You’ve lost me, when did molly or shaughna have ‘tree trunk’ thighs?
 
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lozzapaloozza

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Beep beep! 1 Minor-Mae here 😚✌🏻

Hey guysss, welcome back to my channel thread. It’s crazy, CRAY-ZE to me how fast the last thread went, love that for meee 😚✌🏻

Since I’m sooo busy doing absolutely nothing I just wanted to say that I honestlyyy feel like Ellie Belly has become even more popular than me? Might make him an Instagram account but I honestlyyy don’t have time to post for him, yes HIM because I’m sooo busy. Some days I have to get up at 7AM to fit in all of the editing I have to do to my pictures, got to make sure I’m unrecognizable in my staged pap photos 😚✌🏻 Honestlyyy you can see from the pap photos that Thomas and I are SO happy, SO inlove and literallyyy a dream I just can’t even talk about it. Unrealll. Just stick to your manifesting guys, it really does work and you will have yourself your very own manchild just like my Thomas. Can I just say I’m sooo proud of him for passing his driving test AFTER me. Literally everyone copies me don’t they? I’m so excited to have our matching Range Rover’s infront of the flat which I will obviously show everyone and then complain about people stalking me, lol I’m so random 😚✌🏻 I just want to say I’m categoricallyyy fuming about my parking ticket, let’s not even talk about it okayyy, we move x

I can’t believe I got mentioned in an article for the Manchester Evening News - love that for me 😚✌🏻 Sooo many people view my threads now so I think it’s only right we remind everyone why I get sooo much hate. But pleaseee don’t come for me guysss, I categoricallyyy do nothing wrong but no matter what my Fiat 500 huns will always support me so we move. Love to my haters x

Sooo whenever I go on my many, many holidays (for work guys okayyy) during a global pandemic, I just love to insult the food because I’m such a good chef. Anywaysss the food in Italy was actually shocking? Absolutely grim. Coming from me, Molly Ja’Mae *chefs kiss*. I literallyyy should just stay home like everyone else. A beach is a beach at the end of the day sooo Blackpool will have to do for me

I got SO much hate for Mr Chai - I literally flew him half way across the world from a puppy farm in Russia and blamed Thomas for it when he passed away. It’s shocking that Ellie Belly is still around because I can’t even look after myself and haven’t washed him since Love Island, anywaysss we move 😚✌🏻 Literallyyy never getting a pet ever again

Errr Tommy, what’s Covid-19? I’ll continue to not wear a mask whilst shopping in Tesco and I’ll continue to put my Balenciaga’s (obviouslyyy) on other peoples car seats and dashboards just so I can show off. Even during a global pandemic when people lost their jobs, homes and lives I continued to show off all of my jewellery and do Instagram polls on what Bottega’s to buy next (I’ll buy both because I’m so randommm 😚✌🏻) because it’s my job guysss. I work so hard and I’m sooo busy. Let’s be real it’s just not for meee, think I’ll stick to being Thomas’ mom x

I’m so natural guysss, I’m on this ✨ journey ✨ to reverse all of the procedures I’ve had done to prove to you all that fillers are so bad for you. I’m THE perfect advocate for this guysss because I’m sooo natural. Don’t worry about the hair extensions, acrylics, fake tan and composite bonding lol 😚✌🏻 Pleaseee don’t come for me about it again guysss, I’m an influenza so it’s my job to deceive you all with my photoshopped pictures and body filtered videos - but reallyyy I’m so natural I literallyyy just do some smoothing to my face and adjust the brightness. I love to give you all unREALLListic body standards but it’s all naturelll 😚✌🏻 I just really need to show you all of these skincare products which are 110% my all time FAVES. Lol of course I don’t use them reallyyy because I’m natural, it’s all #FilterByMollyMae #AD 😚✌🏻 How the ASA haven’t come for me yet is actually shocking because I love to break the rules xo

Anywaysss I just wanted to remind you all about the level of hate I get because I’m honestlyyy so down to Earth and an actual angel in reality so it just doesn’t make sense to me. The little angel act person you see on Instagram is the same person that you’d see if you met me in REALLL life so 😚✌🏻 If you could recognize me that is. Anywaysss I’m off to send Thomas to his bedroom for allowing another girl to put their hand around his neck whilst I was at home and in bed by 9PM. Thank you SO much for watching reading and I’ll see you all in my next one, bye guysss *blows kiss*

✨ Title by @Pippylong0509 ✨
 
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Why in her video does she dig at any 21 year olds who ask for presents at Christmas? Most of us are students working part time and minimum wage jobs to make ends meet, if our parents ask us why shouldn’t we be able to ask for something? Not everyone is stinking rich at 21 like she is. Sorry that I asked my Mum for some makeup for Christmas 😂 we can’t all buy ourselves 10K bracelets Molly !!

Might have already been answered, but how did her manager spend such extortionate amounts on her for Christmas, the suitcase alone is 3 grand
 
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Yukon909

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I can’t believe she’s actually spending her birthday with Maura in Hertfordshire instead of her man in MCR. How tragic, I thought they were obsessed with each other yet she hasn’t spent a single minute with him. I wonder if he’s gonna propose tonight.
I’d personally prefer it if he dumped her but he seems obsessed with her.

Someone uploaded her birthday outfit on Twitter and ewwww. Jeans with that ugly ass shirt?! Minimal makeup?! Why not do Smokey black eyes? Why not find a nice little dress? And did anyone see the size of her thighs in Tommy’s Instagram stories whilst she’s sitting down? Tree trunks!!!! She definitely photoshops her Shaughna sized legs and thighs.
If she has tree trunks then mine must be the size of mountains 😂
 
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lazydaizy

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Anyone else think he made the decision to do a Netflix show during a manic episode then regretted it instantly?😂
 
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yeah there was no need for when he was being an arse saying who
bought you that car ,who bought this house etc.I didnt like in one of the later episodes where he goes to camp and when he comes back to see the kids hes an arse to paris when hes leaving.
The thing is if Paris did leave she would surely get the house and plenty of money anyway plus she'd get work on social media and likely a book,tv work etc .She'd hardly be skint
He’d do well to remember he’d be nothing without her. She’s taken care of his children, raised his family and kept him on the straight and narrow and dragged him out of a dark place multiple times. I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say he’d be dead without her and he wants to throw back in her face that he’s the provider? Behave. She comes across like an absolute trooper so far and I’m only on episode 4.
 
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