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thepantsqueen said:

Reckon she’s giving birth?

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No doubt something unbelievably dramatic will occur.

Sophia will be casually carving a pumpkin while JJ and Isabella deliver a Night at the Apollo worthy comedy routine and then suddenly all hell will break loose - the dog will deliver the baby because their newly employed dog trainer had been training it in hypnobirthing and there was no time for an ambulance.

Trev will of course, barely look up from his game of FIFA while new baby walks from his mother’s gaping vagina while she shrieks like a battery powered Halloween decoration because she’s got tOkOpHoBiA. Once the fear has subsided she will cross out “give birth” on her long to do list using her Bible highlighter… sadly “wash hair” will go unticked for yet another day.

Thread suggestion- Jess is needy and very very greedy, she's not funny, she just wants your money!

walterisback said:

On her stories, nothing about The Queen but mourning a criminal who was shot by the police after a chase. She has done this deliberately- areshole.

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Whether he was a criminal or not he was still another unarmed black man shot by the police. The the death of the queen and the death of Chris kaba are not mutually exclusive and you can actually feel sad about both. Who knew!

She doesn’t fit in anywhere because her intentions are so transparent. She doesn’t realise that if she was a bit more honest and open she wouldn’t seem so abrasive.

The BoPo community doesn’t want her because she lies about her size. She’s a “size 16” but everything’s oh I got an 18 so size up. She’s not body positive if she’s lying about her size.

The Beauty community doesn’t want her because she washes her hair once a fortnight and continuously looks like a grubby mess.

The Weightloss community doesn’t want her cause she’s spent all that money on a kitchen renovation then barely used it.

The fashion community doesn’t want her because she wears jumpers for about 12 days in a row that look like they could literally walk off her body.

The travel community doesn’t want her because her family moan the whole time and look so bored and tired. Not aspirational in the slightest.

The mental health community doesn’t want her because she’s clearly a bloody narcissist who doesn’t have its best interests at heart.

The mummy brigade don’t want her because she’s barely ever with her kids and always seems to be lying about “working so hard” talking into her phone for hours while Trev picks up the slack.

She wants the fame and glory but isn’t prepared to do the graft required to get it. She’s becoming insufferable and trying to now get into some money blogger space is just her clutching at yet more straws that will once again slide out of her greasy hands.

When will she realise people can see through all of this stuff which is why she’s never carved a career out of social media despite all the desperate behaviour. She’s an arsehole and I really hope this money stuff has opened a lot of people’s eyes.