Beige_hare

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So Mine decided to show the bf because we were riling her up keep saying he didn't exist 😄 (Hi Mine)
How the chuff did he not run for the hills the second he heard the vile racket she makes chewing food?! She's worse than Begda, and that's saying something!
Imagine sitting round the table with that family of simpletons filming themselves....

Begda: Hi guyzzz, it's me, Sevda fwom tiktok. Mmmm this Turkish wice is so fwesh and soft. Mmm.
(Glares at Sedat)

Sedat: Yes tankyou Sevda, is nice. Very good very nice. Tank you for the bring.

Mine: Hi guyzzz. Ummm .....(glitches)

Freddie: Look guyzzz (shoves gnawed chicken bone at the camera) my teef just bit this bone in half. Mmm so good, your kids will love it. Does this chicken bone come from a parrot mummy?

Sevda: (ignores Freddie, too busy eye fucking herself in the camera and flicking her white yeasty tongue out like a lizard)

Mine: Yeah so, ummm (brain loading...)

Hairy daddy: Hi to all my oversea friends. Merrylackalashackgydrhjn. My wife's still dishing up last nights dinner hehe he. She's doing it 1 grain of rice at a time. Hehe

Mine: my bf ummm (still loading)

Hairy daddy: Love you all hehehe.
 
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ramennoodle

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I'd be absolutely terrified if a stranger off the internet was able to contact my kid's school to report her lunch because of what I share online. WAKE UP SEVDA!
 
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Tamij

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Fred suggestion; “Mustard, tea and grief, these are a few of my favourite things to thief!”
 
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woody man

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I'd be absolutely terrified if a stranger off the internet was able to contact my kid's school to report her lunch because of what I share online. WAKE UP SEVDA!
this, this and this again!!!

I am a total stranger, they do not know my name... I could be Aunt Sally or Dodgy Dave the pedalo (sorry for any Dave's out there, no offense meant apart from highlighting a VERY SERIOUS SIRUATION) I could be standing outside that school everyday taking pictures of the kids or I could be in the outer Hebrides and not have a clue where Stevengae is on the map... the point is she doesn't know me from Adam, where I live, my name, my sex, any details about my life/children/grandchildren.... BUT I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HER, WHERE SHE LIVES, WHERE ELA GOES TO SCHOOL, WHAT SHE HAD EVERYDAY FOR LUNCH, THE COLOUR OF HER BEDROOM, WHERE SHE GOES SWIMMING....the list goes on... I am not any danger to Ela but how does she know this????? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
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woody man

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Sevda, Mine, Mum and Dad are all going to the event at Carluccios. I guess Sedat isn't invited? Is he good enough to watch his own child for the evening now? This lot are so weird, and what are Carluccios thinking of inviting this weird bunch?
You can hear the conversation...

Baggy eyes: We are all going to an event tonight except you!
Sedation: Yes Nice
Baggy eyes: You have to look after Freddie
Sedation: Who?
Baggy eyes: Your Daughter, when it suits me
Sedation: Yes Nice
Baggy eyes: You have to cook her dinner
Sedation: Delicious, thank you
Baggy eyes: We are going on the Train
Sedation: Thank you for the bringing

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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