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Saffron Barker #11 - Windy moved out, what a bummer, who’s is the Gwagon? Let me guess, the plumber?

My oh my.

I’m sorry to sound harsh, just my own personal opinion but Saffron Barker has always been a goblin. I think many people see the blonde hair and blues eyes and therefore equate that to being attractive but if you take the rose tinted glasses off you’ll see she’s.. unfortunate to look at.

But my god what has this woman done to her face?! There are things one can do to make themselves look better but getting a new nose, lips, teeth, chin, cheeks and jawline is NOT going to give what you think it will give. Absolute nightmare material.

I fear for how much of the female population here in the U.K. will look like a few decades from now with the rate that the rise of cosmetic procedures is going. No natural faces, just filler clones with obnoxious gum shield gnashers and unsettling jawlines.

Saffron Barker #24 Thought she’d have his baby, instead she drove him crazy, no more Zammit… oh dammit!

wow, the variety is s p i c e y

This killed me. Lest we forget Saffron’s real face

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saffron barker #5 - okay, we get it Saffy B! you’re finally getting some D

JadeP said:

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Could you imagine her at an award ceremony giving a speech. She’s too thick to make it I’m so sorry.

“Omg, I wasn’t azzpecting this. But this is ezzacly wot I’ve always dreamed of. I’ve sin Disney movies my whole life and always been a big dreamer. Thank you so much to the director. He’s 10-10. A true visionist. Is that the word? Visionist?? Anyway yeah, also thanks to my mum Wendy. Who always pushed me out of my comfort box.”

pretty sure this is Tyler’s new G wagon, in her recent vlog on the drive at 12:04

OH MY GOD this is EMBARRASSING

4 seconds in and the title card has annoyed me

Why do people on this thread constantly put that she’s ‘done Ana dirty’ this is literally what Ana looks like

Makes me CRINGE that her highlight is called ‘LA / second home’

It’s not your second home you fu*king plum. You have been the same amount of times any other desperate influencer has, and you have no family there.

Literally the stereotypical British chavs on holiday

oh this ruffled Wendy’s feathers

“I’m feeling positive now but I know the sadness will come in different wave lengths”

tbh I don’t think her being 20 is all that great. She’s 20 w no real friends. No real idea of how hard people work and the real world around her. 20 without an idea on true friends except the bubble her mum made her. 20 without any actual purpose w her channel. 20 having not travelled anywhere that wasn’t w family or her boyfriend. 20 having not been out w her ‘best friend’ or made an significant gesture for her besides jealousy. She’s 20 without any real education and the inability to pronounce words or use more than the 5 words in her vocab. 20 not being able to let’s be honest acc buy a house because we know she had help ... a lot of help from her mum.
20 having no real sympathy and ability to own up for the train incident n acknowledging her ignorance. She’s 20 without any real work experience or a fall back plan. She’s 20 still breaking lockdown rules to see her leeching boyfriend who isn’t even worth the risk of the virus. So yes she’s 20 but in reality she has the brain of a child and gets treated like one. She’s in her own cage in the zoo thinking she’s better than everyone without realising jsut because she by herself it doesn’t mean there’s not people who are better out there. Never feel bad just because she’s 20. I’m 19 on a gap year going to uni when I’m 20. I spent months feeling bad because I wasn’t at the same stage as everyone in my year when in reality who acc cares at the end of the day I’m still gonna get a degree. Same for you guys. Yeah she has a house now but it kinda ruins the fun or growing up and figuring things out n having fun and reaching those milestones as they come. She’s gonna be 25 w having no more goals left and eventually she’s going to feel empty because what has she achieved besides materialistic things. You’re doing great imo better than her.

Imagine if Ana had a boyfriend for 5mins and got a tattoo she'd be the first on her high horse judging her!

Missclassy19 said:

Did no one tell them the dress code. They look like chavs View attachment 703801

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This looks like a scene from my big fat gypsy wedding

for anyone who was in secondary school in the early to mid 2010s, her social media behaviour is giving changing your pfp to black on bbm and 'no replies, mains know whats up'. she's craving sympathy so badly in this situation but its so self inflicted

anyone else find this a bit weird? don’t think my boyfriend would appreciate being told me and his sister look like twins lol