beebee789
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One of my favourites is a woman called Stacey, or Stayace.
She's the CEO of an international company specialising in something very complicated. She lives in a high rise in Glasgow but only for research purposes; she doesn't have to live there. She's a globally-renowned rapper, probably on a par with JayZ (i think she should call herself StayZ, but i'm too shy to tell her that). She is a spokeswoman and ally for the Trans community, but just in ways we don't understand.
She has a young son that she homeschools in the middle of Sauchiehall Street, because even though Stacey didn't leave school with two Standard Grades to rub together, she does actually know more than university-educated teachers. She has another son that was physically stolen from her and is now locked in a tower by an evil witch called Big Jinty, who also happens to be her own mother.
This woman is an inspiration to anyone who ever wondered what the Trunchbull would look like with some lipstick on. She's also been given permission from the continent of Africa to culturally appropriate in her music, because she actually does it better than they do. I have amended my last will and testament to ensure that her tracks will be played at my own funeral, whenever that happens. It is the least i can do to support this beacon of talent and wisdom, whose very presence keeps Scottish TikTok on the global map.
She's the CEO of an international company specialising in something very complicated. She lives in a high rise in Glasgow but only for research purposes; she doesn't have to live there. She's a globally-renowned rapper, probably on a par with JayZ (i think she should call herself StayZ, but i'm too shy to tell her that). She is a spokeswoman and ally for the Trans community, but just in ways we don't understand.
She has a young son that she homeschools in the middle of Sauchiehall Street, because even though Stacey didn't leave school with two Standard Grades to rub together, she does actually know more than university-educated teachers. She has another son that was physically stolen from her and is now locked in a tower by an evil witch called Big Jinty, who also happens to be her own mother.
This woman is an inspiration to anyone who ever wondered what the Trunchbull would look like with some lipstick on. She's also been given permission from the continent of Africa to culturally appropriate in her music, because she actually does it better than they do. I have amended my last will and testament to ensure that her tracks will be played at my own funeral, whenever that happens. It is the least i can do to support this beacon of talent and wisdom, whose very presence keeps Scottish TikTok on the global map.