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God its all so……pedestrian and safe
Vanilla
Her range is as dull as she is

Except…….that wee stubby bronzing brush deserves the Oscar for
Best Actor in a Comedy Role

Sing it with me!



Ladies and Gentlemen,
This is Mambo Number 5!

One, two, three, four, five,
Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride,
To the Goss Awards 'round the corner,
'Grammers and free booze,
Whispering Angel's the sponsor,
Gorry's new bust, Just Jordan is WEAK!
A pack of freeloaders, instablaggers are so cheap,
Like McAvoid, Rosie, Sosueme and Pipsy,
Melissa Mills not Bari has gotten very tipsy,
Comp's been rigged, winner's been announced,
And now Waxpert's Ellen has just pounced,
Poor Pipsy Pie is being hunted,
Please! Her fella is a strumpet!

A little bit of Grace still in the bed,
Mad Bastard Terrie in Repromed,
A little bit of Rosie and My Husband Paul,
Balding n Denise are having a brawl,
Boozie Suzie's in the snow,
Adam's breastfeeding with Larbo,
And now it's just gone half past three,
Ah Grace is up, she's chatting 'bout her gee!

Scroll up and down, try find 'ad' in the background,
Can't use google, have to scrounge,
Have Larby's marbles yet been found?
Use the discount code, to buy Spotlight,
Supermom Slimming's out for a joyride,
A cup of tea, is Pippa's only vice,
And if you disagree, then you're all pesticides!

A little bit of Grace still in the bed,
Mad Bastard Terrie in Repromed,
A little bit of Rosie and My Husband Paul,
Balding n Denise are having a brawl,
Boozie Suzie's in the snow,
Adam's breastfeeding with Larbo,
And now it's just gone half past three,
Ah Grace is up, she's chatting 'bout her gee!

trumpet interlude

...the Mambo!...
...Dylan's lambo!...
...Grace is making sambo's! ...

Bree from desperate housewives vibes!

I’m her target market
I’m in the age bracket have disposable income and her range just bores me to tears
It’s just stolen ideas and replica packaging
Nothing new or exciting

she is gone so boring and dull herself !

look at the likes of Trinny who has worked so hard building her brand and travelling around the world promoting with energy and enthusiasm the Last few years
Building an audience with her Zara try ons etc

You can’t just come on insta on launch day and say “ I’m so so excited” “ I’m obsessed” and then go home and have a cup of tea and hop into bed hoping your sheep will buy

Base2019 said:

She would literally do anything to stay relevant

Also just shows you how quick they can roll out there cheap tatt!!! She won’t be able to say “we’ve been working behind the scenes on this for years” with this WFH dung

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Oh but don't you know? We should be building women up, not tearing them down? Supporting all these girl boss, mompreuners and not dulling their sparkle etc. Slightly of topic but I absolutely hate these bollox terms they've come up with for themselves. Would you see any self respecting adult male businessperson a calling themselves a boy boss or dadpreuner? No, because it's fucking ridiculous. Not sure if pippa is in the camp that does this but she sure is fond of her inspirational quotes, and fuck me, they can get in the bin aswell.

cecedoon said:

That headband was designer & a few hundred quid. More money than sense!

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My sister had the same one for her confirmation in 1992 from Roche’s Stores

Tbf I have only looked at tattle once too. All these other comments here are not by me they were made under duress. I will be emailing Pope Pippa tomorrow at 9am to confess my sins. Along with hiding the remote on my brother and saying fuck off under my breath to my granny this is up there with the worst of my sins needed for confession. I do not wish to align myself with pesticides like you so I will be instructing my solicitor to close my tattle account at 9am tomorrow.

That tattle story is fabricated & designed to threaten people here to stop talking about her

I feel like Aisling from the, What a complete Aisling books, would defo be a POCO customer. Candles, planners, the whole lot

mrbeanswife said:

The new title should have been pippa once called sized 12 women heifers and she had a gap in her teeth which she closed when she got her extra large veneers. She said the gap wasn’t a good look!!

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I cannot stand when we bring up things people said or did years and years ago. Leo Varadakar once smoked weed... Crucify him!! Some joke! 13 years ago she made that comment! Was it a nice comment? Absolutely not!!! Do I agree with it? Hell no!!! But seriously... Everyone has a past. Everyone! I said and did things when I was younger that make me hate some memories, but we learn from them, we move on, that's we grow as people! Also it's probably more of a reflection on the disgusting modelling industry and the pressure they put on women and their disgusting brainwashing, rather than Pippa.

Absolutely LOVE the thread title!!! I know people who saw Pippa recently and they said she was oozing wealth!! How are they so rich? Can't warm to her fringe at all!

Pippa telling us there to live our lives! Thanks Pips, we are living our lives working, raising kids, doing housework etc, not everyone can afford to feck off to Dubai for 10 days plus! Great for them that they are able to give their kids a once in a lifetime holiday a couple of times a year but coming on #liveyourlives is just so condescending!

Some people just can’t win she could easily have taken off last week like so many others did. She respected the rules of the country waited until it was permitted and travelled with her family end of story nobody else’s business same way as it really is nobodies business if somebody took a vaccine or not. Call out lying, shady behaviour, dodgy dealings etc ya but somebody using their own free will and judgement and is doing nothing to harm you should not be affecting your life this much.

I'm laughing that people think bringing a 1 year old is akin to bringing a drunk honey badger on holidays. I'd say our great grannies are looking down on us shaking their heads in disbelief wondering where it all went wrong - women who reared 10 children in a terraced house and kept the show on the road during all sorts of crises and the poor Instahuns can't manage a toddler in Lapland Stop the world and let me off...

Pesticides or parasites?
Aimee or Tara?
Candles or planners?
Movrs or UP Cosmetics?
Wonky Botox eye or vampire teeth?

Jackjack38 said:

It's alot for a lunch. Things are different to when she started the fashion factories and lots of people had disposable income. I actually think she has a right cheek charging what she's charging. You'd swear she was an A list celebrity, absolute notions.
I wouldn't pay €90 for a lunch fed to me by Brad Pitt never mind one where I have to listen to Pipsy shite on!!!!

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And I'm probably going to offend lots of people here, but here goes, can you imagine the crowd, all in their uniform of Vejas and beige clothing, clamouring for a pic with their icon, the queen of bland. I'd sooner meet my friends for lunch and I'd still have a few quid left to buy something nice for myself thats not being flogged by whatever influencer. I actually couldn't imagine anything worse than an instatwat 'event'.

MiamooMoo said:

Are the Mcgregor pj’s she’s opening conors sister? If so very surprised at Pippa associating with them at all. Especially with all the allegations surrounding him and the sisters being so rough.

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Anyone who promotes or supports anyone from that family immediately goes down in my estimation. He's a thug of the highest order and his family are no better, clinging on to his fame/notoriety for the money and clout it brings. They're gross. Tignam and LLL are both insufferable but I'd give them my money for pyjamas and housecoats 100 times over before I'd ever line a McGregor's pockets.

kissyfur said:

Sounds like molly mae and plt. She obviously has the profile they need but she wants to sounds more higher level than that. In fairness she does bring a big audience. I think vodka is a strange one for her tbh but maybe it’s because it’s the one drink I cannot stomach at all.

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This is the one who can’t decorate her own Christmas tree but she’s now a creative director

I got up at 5am said:

They are up to their eyes in candles, decked out head to toe in Poco defending her to the death

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I always imagine them in their little poco jumpers , flicking through junior infant lesson plans in their Pippa Poco Planner, delicately tapping -defending Queen P - into their tattle ac on their phones with a manicured hand ( Pippa pink!) Poco candle burning, with thoughts of a greige Ventura future home dancing in their heads…. Now if only JohnJoeJnr would propose we could get this show on the road! #LifeLaughLove xoxo

Lord almighty lol ….can we all move on from the cake please? lol

Jackjack38 said:

I really cannot imagine Pippa hanging out a wash!!

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Imagine Pippa glancing out her giant expensive windows and seeing a shower starting and shrieking at Lego
“Me Washin Brian Quicccckkkkk!!’

no——me either