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#fillingmycup

GIVE. ME. STRENGTH.

#fillitwithsomenicehotfuckoff

Does this woman understand how ridiculous she sounds? She does understand she does absolutely… not a whole lot on a day to day basis? Some parents have jobs to go to, if only we could spend our days filling our cups by going out for lunch and to wanky garden centres to look at truff trays! Fuck me. Why is it that a treat anyway? She goes out for lunch at least twice a week minimum?

There is so much I could write oh my god she makes the rage pour out of me. Honestly, she’s so lucky she found Jimbo to bank roll her because a days work would kill this Tudor.

Also, it’s all about how SHE is dealing with Vesper and how hard it is for HER - what about Vesper? How does she feel? Exhausted - definitely, confused and probably like she can’t do a thing right in the eyes of her fuming hucknall faced mother.

Urgh.

She legit looks like the honey puff monster in that beige tracksuit

The child looks fine. Like a normal child her age.
Mick looks like a hot air balloon

So in one breath she's saying she takes herb out for a walk every day to get him asleep then she was saying she now is going for a walk for herself cos she's a mama and she's got this , so why can't she take the fucking dogs out at the same time as when she goes out she's a lazy bint ..

WhatABore said:

It was I think, yeah just not quite that green

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You’re right. It was this shade of green before

Once again with the encouraging people to opt out of being weighed at school. I know it's divisive but we know she just doesn't want to do it as she knows V is heading the same way as she is through her lazy parenting. A reception aged child being asked to stand on some scales won't instigate an eating disorder or a life long battle with food- but burying heads in the sand about weight might. The scheme also helps to identify underweight children too where the parents might need some support. I agree parents should of course choose for their children but they should also have access to info on what the data is actually used for etc rather than listen to an overweight ex slimming world consultant who overfeeds herself and her children.

Crazycatty said:

Is that why Jimbo turned the Aga off? To save the energy to charge his new motor. My neighbours have an electric car and it costs about £20 to fully charge it.

Guessing it won’t be just any electric car either, what we saying, Tesla? Polestar?

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A giant electric swan

Thread suggestion (I get so carried away )

Holding back the year she was really born

Pic of Mick Smugnall with fave child in the background

Aaaaaaaand I’m blocked

The geometric paint on the walls is this years answer to the live laugh love wall stickers aren’t they.....

So just to clarify she’s not taken her kids to Barcelona but what’s to give us a video on how we should if we do?!

Anyone else reminiscing her last spring clean when she took the cardboard cut out of big Phobe to the tip.

second hand embarrassment imagine the workmen seeing you fling yourself over the skip like a shot putter along with rolls of wallpaper & a rusty microwave.

Why is she surprised that two smallish kids are overtired after a full on day in the sun? She acts so personally butthurt when they don’t act how she wants yet puts zero effort into actually parenting them. If you want to go for a nice meal, have a chilled afternoon, actively encourage a nap and make some effort to get them to sleep. Instead she spends time fannying about on insta, the kids play up and she then spends time bitching about them. She’s such a massive twat.

Pandakitten said:

Couldn’t resist

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Nana's wandering round the nursing home again

I’m still laughing that I thought they were real bricks

This thread ABSOLUTELY kills me

I do a little fist pump when I see there are new posts

ETA - she’s bigger now innit

Has anyone checked in these for the dogs?

View attachment 385657Mick explaining to Jim what she got up to today