Bettyshady10
Chatty Member
Mrs Hinch writes her pregnancy announcements in comic sans pass it on x
Bandersnatch
Well-known member
When she claimed she had grown a single tomato in the garden. No stalk, not attached to a plant. Just a lonely shop bought tomato sitting in her garden.
ConfusedMango
Active member
I just wish people would put these sensitive situations into perspective. Would you send multiple sympathy cards to recently bereaved parents? No. Would you call them up several times in the days after stating how heartbroken the death of their child has made you? No. Would you send them multiple text messages including pictures of their precious child that you have edited? No. So why do people think it’s ok to act this way over social media?
Because they are making the death of a baby all about them. To score likes, to stroke their own egos and to attract social media engagement. The lack of respect is sickening.
Because they are making the death of a baby all about them. To score likes, to stroke their own egos and to attract social media engagement. The lack of respect is sickening.
ScorpioMoon
Well-known member
Swing...mirror...is she secretly a budgie?
GossipBug2
New member
An open letter to Mrs Hinch.
Hello! I did deactivate my account but I've created a new one just because I needed to get this seen. I know you claim you haven't read here since 2019.... I suspect the hincher was where you saw what you saw since it was originally posted several weeks ago. So I guess you can thank them for bringing it to your attention.
Firstly, I'm sorry about the meme. It is actually a well known meme, not something I created from scratch. You can Google it if you like, it's been used everywhere. You claim you never read here so either that's a lie or you've seen it somewhere else (in fact I know it has been shared elsewhere so you probably saw it there...) It was a spur of the moment picture while I was having a quiet day at work and since you claim you're never here, I didn't think you'd see it. Just like you sharing that photo of Tulisa making fun of her lips? You probably did that thinking she'd never see it. Who knows if she ever did? I notice there was never an apology for that....
Secondly I do stand by everything else I've ever written on here. Everything I've posted has been out of genuine concern. For our planet and for that precious son of yours. I've meant every single time I've said what you do is absolutely toxic for the environment. That the unnecessary amount of stuff you buy on a whim that's probably going to end up in landfill. That you need to stop sharing so many pictures of your son. Especially the pictures you've shared of him in the bath! And that you have encouraged this hoarding behaviour amongst your followers. At a time when we should be caring for our precious home. We only get one Earth... It's the breaking of lockdown rules. Random visits to the garden centre and letting your toddler touch everything in sight. We're supposed to be doing essential shopping only! Not bringing our whole family out for a day trip. How would you feel if one of you got Covid? And you should be taking extra care being pregnant!
You think people come in here and make comments out of pure jealousy, hatred and loneliness. Actually if you read some of the post they're made by real hardworking women. When one of us is feeling down, we all rally around to pick them back up again. I've seen people offering support both emotional and financial on here. We're cheerleaders for some of our members working on the frontline of the NHS. It really is real women supporting real women. Could you say the same when you post pregnancy photos at the same time your friend just happens to appearing on TV to promote her book?
Actually the reason people come here is because they're fed up with the lies and deception. The creating of polls to try and make your followers feel included when you've already gone ahead and bought or built the thing. It's the fakery and the prerecorded content. It's the weird cover ups that make no sense. It's persona you created of the little Essex's hair dresser that just got lucky when every single step has been well calculated by you and your husband with experience in sales. It's the very very obvious buying of followers all so you can get brands attention. I know you've got to spend money to make money... But come on....
I found this place initially because I just couldn't believe the amount of chemicals I was seeing being used on a daily basis. I did raise some concerns on Instagram but was instantly blocked. Actually seems to be a common theme that someone says that's not good and they're silenced. Or worse, set upon by your army of followers for having an opinion. I've seen people have their personal Instagram accounts attacked. People here have reported that even their husbands have been targeted. I've even seen someone bragging that they managed to find my account. Actually they haven't. They're harrasing the wrong person. My account is totally private as it should be because I'd never dream of exposing my son online like that. Let alone using him to make money.
Lastly, if you want to buy the big house in the country, just buy the bloody big house in the country. Nobody actually cares. What people care about is you lying about it. Telling your followers you love your house and would never change it. And then attaching a massive extension. Dropping hints about a utility room. It feels like you're taking your followers for fools. Is that really what you think of them? We've heard Jamie refer to them as your shoppers before. Is that honestly what you think of them? But let's be honest, who would stay put on a new build estate when they can afford something else? When my husband and I had pay increase the first thing we did was buy a bigger house! It's just what people do. No need to be all secretive about it.
I'll round it off there. You probably won't see this. Not in here at least if you honestly never visit. I'm sure someone will share it with you anyway.
I see there's already been a news article shared about this so you clearly got what you wanted out of posting it. You can go ahead and buy the big house in the country now...
All the best.
Hello! I did deactivate my account but I've created a new one just because I needed to get this seen. I know you claim you haven't read here since 2019.... I suspect the hincher was where you saw what you saw since it was originally posted several weeks ago. So I guess you can thank them for bringing it to your attention.
Firstly, I'm sorry about the meme. It is actually a well known meme, not something I created from scratch. You can Google it if you like, it's been used everywhere. You claim you never read here so either that's a lie or you've seen it somewhere else (in fact I know it has been shared elsewhere so you probably saw it there...) It was a spur of the moment picture while I was having a quiet day at work and since you claim you're never here, I didn't think you'd see it. Just like you sharing that photo of Tulisa making fun of her lips? You probably did that thinking she'd never see it. Who knows if she ever did? I notice there was never an apology for that....
Secondly I do stand by everything else I've ever written on here. Everything I've posted has been out of genuine concern. For our planet and for that precious son of yours. I've meant every single time I've said what you do is absolutely toxic for the environment. That the unnecessary amount of stuff you buy on a whim that's probably going to end up in landfill. That you need to stop sharing so many pictures of your son. Especially the pictures you've shared of him in the bath! And that you have encouraged this hoarding behaviour amongst your followers. At a time when we should be caring for our precious home. We only get one Earth... It's the breaking of lockdown rules. Random visits to the garden centre and letting your toddler touch everything in sight. We're supposed to be doing essential shopping only! Not bringing our whole family out for a day trip. How would you feel if one of you got Covid? And you should be taking extra care being pregnant!
You think people come in here and make comments out of pure jealousy, hatred and loneliness. Actually if you read some of the post they're made by real hardworking women. When one of us is feeling down, we all rally around to pick them back up again. I've seen people offering support both emotional and financial on here. We're cheerleaders for some of our members working on the frontline of the NHS. It really is real women supporting real women. Could you say the same when you post pregnancy photos at the same time your friend just happens to appearing on TV to promote her book?
Actually the reason people come here is because they're fed up with the lies and deception. The creating of polls to try and make your followers feel included when you've already gone ahead and bought or built the thing. It's the fakery and the prerecorded content. It's the weird cover ups that make no sense. It's persona you created of the little Essex's hair dresser that just got lucky when every single step has been well calculated by you and your husband with experience in sales. It's the very very obvious buying of followers all so you can get brands attention. I know you've got to spend money to make money... But come on....
I found this place initially because I just couldn't believe the amount of chemicals I was seeing being used on a daily basis. I did raise some concerns on Instagram but was instantly blocked. Actually seems to be a common theme that someone says that's not good and they're silenced. Or worse, set upon by your army of followers for having an opinion. I've seen people have their personal Instagram accounts attacked. People here have reported that even their husbands have been targeted. I've even seen someone bragging that they managed to find my account. Actually they haven't. They're harrasing the wrong person. My account is totally private as it should be because I'd never dream of exposing my son online like that. Let alone using him to make money.
Lastly, if you want to buy the big house in the country, just buy the bloody big house in the country. Nobody actually cares. What people care about is you lying about it. Telling your followers you love your house and would never change it. And then attaching a massive extension. Dropping hints about a utility room. It feels like you're taking your followers for fools. Is that really what you think of them? We've heard Jamie refer to them as your shoppers before. Is that honestly what you think of them? But let's be honest, who would stay put on a new build estate when they can afford something else? When my husband and I had pay increase the first thing we did was buy a bigger house! It's just what people do. No need to be all secretive about it.
I'll round it off there. You probably won't see this. Not in here at least if you honestly never visit. I'm sure someone will share it with you anyway.
I see there's already been a news article shared about this so you clearly got what you wanted out of posting it. You can go ahead and buy the big house in the country now...
All the best.
Bunnykins
VIP Member
Mrs Hinch #417 - Oi oi shoppers, it’s 1k a hit, so I dragged sofa out to wash her bum bum innit
(Had to edit to fit)
Winning thread title by @deelicious
(Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guysshhh
)
It was Mr and Mrs Hinch’s third wedding anniversary today. Three loooooong years of wedded bliss and that meant the pair of them were posting all day on Instagram to share their lurve with their fans... yes it was a day off for Sophie’s PND, anxiety and “struggles.”
Sophie marked the occasion by posting a photo of herself as the gypsy bride which only featured a slither of Jamie’s arm and a video of herself with Jamie talking about how wonderful she is. The best selling author then shared the moving words “Always Happy Anniversary Mr Hinch I Love You” which seemed to make a lot of mentally unstable people cry.
Jamie went all out for his ickle Princess Soph, prizing her off the sofa and throwing her into the audi that they didn’t buy, he whisked her off for a surprise night in a posh £1k a night hotel. Henry had gone off to a dog sitter and Ron and Len had been put behind the sofa so they were free for the night and they couldn’t wait to make the most of it.
During the drive Jamie was horrified to see Soph clean her sunglasses with her sock but this is a woman who dusted the bedside tables with his dirty undies. The socks were a step up. She also spent the journey reading messages from her fans and uploading photo montages of the kids such was the level of scintillating conversation from her beloved hubby.
One can only imagine the collective shudder that went through the staff and fellow guests when Wayne and Waynetta arrived. Soph was dressed up in style for her romantic break. Unfortunately the style she chose was that of a 15 year old chav on a date night at Wimpy. The old faithful Victoria’s Secrets trackie was on along with a pair of old slipper socks and a messy plait made up of some hair extensions and super noodles in case she fancied a snack later.
She needn’t have worried though as Jamie, ever the gent, had arranged for all her favourites to be in the room waiting for her, Ribena, Mugshots and even CHOCOLIT!
He really knows how to treat a laydeeeee.
After the sad realisation that his wedding waistcoat has shrunk in the wash *cough* Jamie was also clad in his best nylon trackie bottoms. Don’t run too fast up those stairs James you might singe your balls.
Jamie had really gone to town on Soph’s credit card and had booked a beautiful suite.
The bathroom was a revelation to them, two sinks seeming to be the highlight of Soph’s day, keen to keep it on brand as always she’ll have whipped her minky out to shine them up before the evening is over,
The bathroom was the gift that kept on giving with a huge shower that “could fit four of us in ‘ere” and a TV on the wall.
Little old Soph had never seen anything as posh as the bidet before..
“It’s for washing your bum bum innit” her charming host revealed.
Soph was also shocked to find a manky old bird in the living room fortunately it was a stuffed pheasant and Jamie hadn’t invited Freda Fiddle Fingers along.
Back in the bedroom and Jamie didn’t want to sleep in the rose petal strewn bed which is good as Soph probably doesn’t want him to either. There’s more chemistry going on in Sophie’s under sink cupboard.
He’s half child minder half David Brent and she’s like a bored school girl waiting to finish the date so she can text her mates and tell them what a prick he is.
Jamie then had the hotel staff in stitches after he was called to see if everything was satisfactory with the room and to find out if they wanted turn down service.
“Tern dan servuss me old mucker, I ‘ope I won’t be terned dan after this” oh god.
Outside there was worrying news that there’s a hot tub on their balcony and we can but prey they lose internet access this evening just in case Jamie can tempt her out from behind the lamp and into the tub..
They lay on sun loungers in the freezing cold munching mugshots and crisps as a tender exchange between the pair took place...
“Love you darlin’...”
“Woo hoo hoo hooo”
It felt intrusive to witness such an intimate moment.
Whilst sunbathing Soph revealed it feels like ages since they’ve been abroad. 18 months to be precise Soph and you’re still not abroad you silly mare, but when you go remember to take an extra suitcase for the mugshots because they don’t serve those in Paris either.
And now for a game of Spot The Difference. The winner gets a years supply of Mug Shots and the loser gets a weekend away with Jamie.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
(Had to edit to fit)
Winning thread title by @deelicious
(Winning thread titles taken from page 40 onwards guysshhh
) It was Mr and Mrs Hinch’s third wedding anniversary today. Three loooooong years of wedded bliss and that meant the pair of them were posting all day on Instagram to share their lurve with their fans... yes it was a day off for Sophie’s PND, anxiety and “struggles.”
Sophie marked the occasion by posting a photo of herself as the gypsy bride which only featured a slither of Jamie’s arm and a video of herself with Jamie talking about how wonderful she is. The best selling author then shared the moving words “Always Happy Anniversary Mr Hinch I Love You” which seemed to make a lot of mentally unstable people cry.
Jamie went all out for his ickle Princess Soph, prizing her off the sofa and throwing her into the audi that they didn’t buy, he whisked her off for a surprise night in a posh £1k a night hotel. Henry had gone off to a dog sitter and Ron and Len had been put behind the sofa so they were free for the night and they couldn’t wait to make the most of it.
During the drive Jamie was horrified to see Soph clean her sunglasses with her sock but this is a woman who dusted the bedside tables with his dirty undies. The socks were a step up. She also spent the journey reading messages from her fans and uploading photo montages of the kids such was the level of scintillating conversation from her beloved hubby.
One can only imagine the collective shudder that went through the staff and fellow guests when Wayne and Waynetta arrived. Soph was dressed up in style for her romantic break. Unfortunately the style she chose was that of a 15 year old chav on a date night at Wimpy. The old faithful Victoria’s Secrets trackie was on along with a pair of old slipper socks and a messy plait made up of some hair extensions and super noodles in case she fancied a snack later.
She needn’t have worried though as Jamie, ever the gent, had arranged for all her favourites to be in the room waiting for her, Ribena, Mugshots and even CHOCOLIT!
He really knows how to treat a laydeeeee.
After the sad realisation that his wedding waistcoat has shrunk in the wash *cough* Jamie was also clad in his best nylon trackie bottoms. Don’t run too fast up those stairs James you might singe your balls.
Jamie had really gone to town on Soph’s credit card and had booked a beautiful suite.
The bathroom was a revelation to them, two sinks seeming to be the highlight of Soph’s day, keen to keep it on brand as always she’ll have whipped her minky out to shine them up before the evening is over,
The bathroom was the gift that kept on giving with a huge shower that “could fit four of us in ‘ere” and a TV on the wall.
Little old Soph had never seen anything as posh as the bidet before..
“It’s for washing your bum bum innit” her charming host revealed.
Soph was also shocked to find a manky old bird in the living room fortunately it was a stuffed pheasant and Jamie hadn’t invited Freda Fiddle Fingers along.
Back in the bedroom and Jamie didn’t want to sleep in the rose petal strewn bed which is good as Soph probably doesn’t want him to either. There’s more chemistry going on in Sophie’s under sink cupboard.
He’s half child minder half David Brent and she’s like a bored school girl waiting to finish the date so she can text her mates and tell them what a prick he is.
Jamie then had the hotel staff in stitches after he was called to see if everything was satisfactory with the room and to find out if they wanted turn down service.
“Tern dan servuss me old mucker, I ‘ope I won’t be terned dan after this” oh god.
Outside there was worrying news that there’s a hot tub on their balcony and we can but prey they lose internet access this evening just in case Jamie can tempt her out from behind the lamp and into the tub..
They lay on sun loungers in the freezing cold munching mugshots and crisps as a tender exchange between the pair took place...
“Love you darlin’...”
“Woo hoo hoo hooo”
It felt intrusive to witness such an intimate moment.
Whilst sunbathing Soph revealed it feels like ages since they’ve been abroad. 18 months to be precise Soph and you’re still not abroad you silly mare, but when you go remember to take an extra suitcase for the mugshots because they don’t serve those in Paris either.
And now for a game of Spot The Difference. The winner gets a years supply of Mug Shots and the loser gets a weekend away with Jamie.
Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
I don't think Private Eye likes influencers. Thanks to @shazbev for sharing and you can subscribe to Private Eye @ https://www.private-eye.co.uk/ (not an AD 
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WHAT YOU DIDN'T MISS, Pt 94
Mrs Hinch: Life in Lists
Mrs Hinch (Michael Joseph, £12.99)
Hi Guys! Sophie here! Welcome to my new notebook, Life in Lists. I've received so many amazing messages from my bank manager about how helpful they found my clean-up classic The Little Book of Lists that I just had to write another book of lists-but this time it's one without any lists in it.
Now, Life in Lists might look like an empty notebook full of bullet points and tick boxes, like you could quite easily pick up at Ryman's in the hinch of an eye, but here's an example of a Seasonal Hinchlist to get you started. This one's for spring, but it also works in summer, fall, winter or even not at all.
But sometimes, sitting in the Hinch House, trying to find the good in each and every day by shining sinks and planing holidays, I'm reminded of my lovely followers who were there to talk to when I wasn't feeling my best, which was when I had less money. That's why I've included 30 pages of Gratitude Lists for you Hinch-heads to fill in-I feel so so grateful that people keep buying books with literally nothing in them! It's like I've half hinched a tenner from each and every one of you lovely ladies.
Anyway, you did it! You bought an empty notebook and now, hopefully, you'll feel grateful enough to make your own #hinch list and don't forget to tag me on Instagram. If you're really lucky I might use some or all of your ideas in my next book, Hinching on Empty. That's one of the things I like most about this community we've built - everyone benefits. There are so many things in life to be thankful for.
Lots of love always,
Soph xx
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WHAT YOU DIDN'T MISS, Pt 94
Mrs Hinch: Life in Lists
Mrs Hinch (Michael Joseph, £12.99)
Hi Guys! Sophie here! Welcome to my new notebook, Life in Lists. I've received so many amazing messages from my bank manager about how helpful they found my clean-up classic The Little Book of Lists that I just had to write another book of lists-but this time it's one without any lists in it.
Now, Life in Lists might look like an empty notebook full of bullet points and tick boxes, like you could quite easily pick up at Ryman's in the hinch of an eye, but here's an example of a Seasonal Hinchlist to get you started. This one's for spring, but it also works in summer, fall, winter or even not at all.
- Declutter bookshelves
- Vacuum pack winter clothes
- Wild swim in nearby puddle
- Jetwash husband
- Dump unwanted Kallax unit at house not in catchment area
- Reclutter new West Elm bookshelves with framed motivational mantras concealing half-used Xanax blister packs
But sometimes, sitting in the Hinch House, trying to find the good in each and every day by shining sinks and planing holidays, I'm reminded of my lovely followers who were there to talk to when I wasn't feeling my best, which was when I had less money. That's why I've included 30 pages of Gratitude Lists for you Hinch-heads to fill in-I feel so so grateful that people keep buying books with literally nothing in them! It's like I've half hinched a tenner from each and every one of you lovely ladies.
Anyway, you did it! You bought an empty notebook and now, hopefully, you'll feel grateful enough to make your own #hinch list and don't forget to tag me on Instagram. If you're really lucky I might use some or all of your ideas in my next book, Hinching on Empty. That's one of the things I like most about this community we've built - everyone benefits. There are so many things in life to be thankful for.
Lots of love always,
Soph xx
Sausage90
VIP Member
Winning title by no one. Because you nusty trolls couldn't even be bothered to suggest any! Thread titles taken from page 30 onwards and can't have swears.
The Hinch Herald
Woman goes on spending splurge and "loves it".
Sophie Rose, 32, of Maldon spent her Sunday afternoon shopping for unnecessary land fill items and cleaning products at Home Bargains. Local chemist, Aspi Rin, said, "She's got more chemicals under her sink than I have in my shop. Sometimes when I'm short, I ask her for various bits, and she always obliges and gives me half empty bottles in unmarked containers to take away. She's very charitable and also donates to the food bank regularly when she can find it". Recycling Manager, Skippy Tipper said, "She keeps me and the lads in a job. She's always bringing her kids for a day out here and treating us to a sing song while she's parked up with Lon in the back, forward-facing in his car seat. We're double busy now she's bought The Crem and it's being renovated".
In other news, multi millionaire Mrs Hinch asked the peasants what colour carpet should she choose for her five bed, £1.1million mansion (funded by said peasants and still one bedroom less than her best bubs Stacey Solomon's house) after a 'tend flood ruined her old ones. Beige or beiger were the options, leaving viewers confused and wondering if they've had a sepia filter burnt into their retinas.
Tuesday became a brag fest after Sophie asked her shoppers what parts of her new mansion they would like to see. After she got no replies/obscenities sent to her, she compiled her own list of gushing messages so she could brag all the more. Photos followed of half finished rooms and nothing complete, so god only knows why she suggested a house tour. Anyone would think it's just to have a brag about her house that's not a farm house. The boot room made an appearance after Tattle said it had probably fallen to bits. "It's mah fa-vor-rit room, Dad and I made it togevahhh", (sic) Sophie squealed with delight.
Crimestoppers
MISSING - Father James, last seen wearing prison greys and shouting "Oi, Oi", randomly at anyone who would listen at soft play.
Vandalism - Three youths described as having a 'woolly' appearance are wanted after being seen damaging the lawns at the local Crem.
Classified #ads
Thread #500
A special thread dedicated to all the lies and bullshit Mrs Hinch has said over the years.
The Wiki
The pink button (top right) contains all information on nicknames, sayings etc and the reasoning behind them. If you're new/have had time away - please take a look. You won't be disappointed.
Art Exhibition
The Tattle art exhibition usually takes place at the beginning of each thread and/or when Mrs Hinch does/says something ridiculous. Ms @Andioooop has compiled a list of previous collectsshhuns somewhere on the Wiki.
For Sale
Dining table and chairs for sale. Unwanted gift so selling on. Please contact [email protected] for any viewing enquiries.
Letters to the Editor
Freda FF - Sophie Rose hasn't had any work done thank you very much.
Helena Hunz - Please remember to always be kond xoxo.
Lonely Hearts
JH - Seeking an older female companion to enjoy leisurely swims with.
Tesco Tomato - I'm looking for new friends to keep me company at my allotment. Must like giant flowers that spin in the wind, garden ornaments and other tat.
The Hinch Herald
Woman goes on spending splurge and "loves it".
Sophie Rose, 32, of Maldon spent her Sunday afternoon shopping for unnecessary land fill items and cleaning products at Home Bargains. Local chemist, Aspi Rin, said, "She's got more chemicals under her sink than I have in my shop. Sometimes when I'm short, I ask her for various bits, and she always obliges and gives me half empty bottles in unmarked containers to take away. She's very charitable and also donates to the food bank regularly when she can find it". Recycling Manager, Skippy Tipper said, "She keeps me and the lads in a job. She's always bringing her kids for a day out here and treating us to a sing song while she's parked up with Lon in the back, forward-facing in his car seat. We're double busy now she's bought The Crem and it's being renovated".
In other news, multi millionaire Mrs Hinch asked the peasants what colour carpet should she choose for her five bed, £1.1million mansion (funded by said peasants and still one bedroom less than her best bubs Stacey Solomon's house) after a 'tend flood ruined her old ones. Beige or beiger were the options, leaving viewers confused and wondering if they've had a sepia filter burnt into their retinas.
Tuesday became a brag fest after Sophie asked her shoppers what parts of her new mansion they would like to see. After she got no replies/obscenities sent to her, she compiled her own list of gushing messages so she could brag all the more. Photos followed of half finished rooms and nothing complete, so god only knows why she suggested a house tour. Anyone would think it's just to have a brag about her house that's not a farm house. The boot room made an appearance after Tattle said it had probably fallen to bits. "It's mah fa-vor-rit room, Dad and I made it togevahhh", (sic) Sophie squealed with delight.
Crimestoppers
MISSING - Father James, last seen wearing prison greys and shouting "Oi, Oi", randomly at anyone who would listen at soft play.
Vandalism - Three youths described as having a 'woolly' appearance are wanted after being seen damaging the lawns at the local Crem.
Classified #ads
Thread #500
A special thread dedicated to all the lies and bullshit Mrs Hinch has said over the years.
The Wiki
The pink button (top right) contains all information on nicknames, sayings etc and the reasoning behind them. If you're new/have had time away - please take a look. You won't be disappointed.
Art Exhibition
The Tattle art exhibition usually takes place at the beginning of each thread and/or when Mrs Hinch does/says something ridiculous. Ms @Andioooop has compiled a list of previous collectsshhuns somewhere on the Wiki.
For Sale
Dining table and chairs for sale. Unwanted gift so selling on. Please contact [email protected] for any viewing enquiries.
Letters to the Editor
Freda FF - Sophie Rose hasn't had any work done thank you very much.
Helena Hunz - Please remember to always be kond xoxo.
Lonely Hearts
JH - Seeking an older female companion to enjoy leisurely swims with.
Tesco Tomato - I'm looking for new friends to keep me company at my allotment. Must like giant flowers that spin in the wind, garden ornaments and other tat.
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Honestly, this template might be my favourite thing atm
