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Dead Ringer

Those eyes are freaking me out

One of the things I love about MAFS is the midway point when you go 'ahh, I get it now'
At the beginning you start saying, oh he/she is lovely, I don't understand why they can't find a partner. Then halfway through you go-ahead, THAT'S why they're single'
Because they're twats.

Jack giving that Andrew Tate energy. I find him so creepy, he seems to enjoy coercive control.

Arguing with a bouncer

Don't know why they're bothering. Jack could fuck Tori's mother up the arse and she'd call it banter and probably blame her mum.

Fella looks like a pig stuffed into a torn bin bag

I’m sorry but watching your sister fall into a coma and your mum falling apart is scary for a kid to watch! I have a tiny tiny bit of empathy for him.

I love Lauren being honest and saying I’m just such a nosey bitch . Same girl, same

Saw this made me laugh

I imagine Tristan having sex like Will off Inbetweeners

Jono reminds me of when they interview serial killers and the just have zero empathy. He's reptilian

Tori is awful, her facial expressions make me want to pluck my eyeballs out. She’s such a loser! The irony of her sat judging everyone else hard, while her marriage is a sham and her husband isn’t into her at all.

Lucinda is really lovely. She’s a bit phony with the way she speaks, but she is just so kind and assertive. I do feel sad that everything seems to be dictated by Tim’s moods. He looks so lovely when he smiles and laughs, I hope he can let go a little and have some fun, deep down I think he’s a nice man too.

Tristan is wasting Cass’ time, I think he’s gay, or if not gay, too nervous around women for it to go anywhere. She deserves the world, bless her. I love that she isn’t intimidated by the popular group (Tori, Lauren, Eden and Sara) and just does her own thing. I’d 100% be friends with her.
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Also I’m calling it now - Ellie and Jono will get together.

"I've married a Merman"

I saw an interview today with Ash.
NOT a spoiler, it's in the past!
Apparently there was so much unaired shit with Madelene. On their wedding night she kicked off at the hotel because there was a yellow chair in the room and screamed at staff until they removed it. Her excuse was that she was a Medium and therefore couldn't have a yellow chair in the room (?) Ash apparently spent the majority of his time apologising to staff in hotels and restaurants for her behaviour. (We saw a bit of that on their honeymoon when she was crying about the cows and he made a point of telling the waitress how lovely the food was)
Ash also said she was a nightmare 24/7. She would randomly jump on tables and scream. Also used to fall the ground and roll on the floor shouting. When she said she wanted to leave they didn't try and convince her to stay.
Definitely had some extreme mental health issues and I'm horrified she got past the psychological evaluations.

Ok. There is a f*cking duty of care here mafs because unless this is all scripted and fake, there is a girl who will always question her looks and who is being absolutely humiliated on international tv here. They could have cut this couple out if this is real.

Sonz1981 said:

I would not expect Johno to be described as good in bed. He just doesn’t have that look about him if you know what I mean

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He looks like he finishes first and cries when he cums.

That teacher is the perfect example of a self-professed “Nice Guy”, he got paired with the female physical version of himself and is pissed off because his brain is porn addled. Knew he’d say petite blonde before he opened his mouth. What a loser