So it was an absolute shit show from start to finish! Check in was ridiculously slow! Service in the bar abysmal!
Was with 3 friends, two went in early and got us seats in the middle of the room. I can’t even begin to describe the dinner
It was just awful and wouldn’t feed a pigeon! It was as bad as a poster described earlier (pic attached) and that person rightly said that everyone started eating the crisps from the goody bags after “dinner’
Lisa was introduced by the lady from the modeling agency and was paraded in around 8pm by Mark Rodgers. Some tables had just been served dinner at that point but they had to leave their food and get up and do the most embarrassing cringey dance routine which included ‘a dirty’ with classic
song lines like, ‘shake your tits’ and ‘go for the ride’ seriously like, there were plenty of older women in the room that looked shocked! The last line of the ‘routine’ was “We love Lisa’!! Can you actually believe that a 50yr old woman is happy on stage to do a crude, stupid ‘dance’ and have 1,200 women forced to say they love her??????
more to follow…. Ask any questions. I’ll answer honestly
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I forgot to mention the ‘shopping experience’
Another disaster! The first stand was Lisa & Co. Young girls manning that! There were LOADS of the boxes, that those horrid sweatshirts come in, behind them, so much for them nearly being sold out!
The stands were over three (I think) tiny rooms and there wasn’t room to swing a cat in there! I bought a pair of shoes from Murphy’s that I had my eye on and there was a good discount on them so I guess I am a
after all!.
The other thing I forgot to mention is that Lisa ‘treated’ everyone to a hug on the way in! Cringe
We received a can of 67spritz on arrival to the function room. The drink is VILE
Will continue..
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So many tables just chatted loudly all night long, it was so hard to hear what was being said on stage! Now the sound wasn’t good either from the microphones/ phones/earpieces but the talking was so so bad!
I honestly don’t know how to describe ‘the show’. It was ran by Mark and who I assume is Linda’s husband? Dopey looking guy!
Lisa chatted to the 67spritz lady, Denise hair lady, Trisha non transformation, the make over lady was brought to the stage wearing one of those rotten green sweatshirts. Mark spoke about what he was putting on her face and did a bit of that on stage and then the queen ushered them off. She looked lovely when she came back later. Dress was from PS but really suited her. Presume she got to keep it!
there were two fashion shows during the night, nothing nice! Two girls modeled Lisa’s pj shorts, cami’s and Kimonos. They dropped the shoulders of the kimono’s but refused to take them off so I expect it’s off with their heads today!!