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Hands up if you dont give a shit about whether she had a cesarean (no idea what the spelling is) or not?! Why is everyone so obsessed?

If anyone gets triggered about her looking happy, slim, and dolled up a week after giving then sorry but that’s on them.
She’s looked like that after straight after having all of her kids, how does that make her insensitive? It’s hardly her fault that her stomach is flat and other women’s stomachs aren’t?
She is not responsible for other women feeling insecure or inadequate.
If looking at her instagram makes them feel like that then they need to take responsibility for their own mental health and unfollow.

To call that anti-women is absolute hyperbole, particularly when there are so many real world anti-women issues happening in the world right now. Motherhood and childbirth come in all shapes and sizes, and the woman with the piles and massive pads is no better or more relevant than the energetic woman who bounced back quickly.
I would say that judging a woman for how she looks after childbirth is actually anti-women.

If she had posted nothing about the gifts for the nurses there’d be people here moaning that she didn’t give anything back and didn’t make any nice gestures to the staff.

I just don’t think she should be shamed for how she looks just because it might upset other women.

Are we really back to speculating about what kind of birth she had, why does it matter?
It’s possible for waters to break naturally and to still need a section, and braxton hicks can happen during any pregnancy in the third trimester, for gods sake.

And what’s with this sneering attitude towards Caesarean sections, as if they don’t count or something?
The other day people were complaining that she’s too happy, now that she’s sad she’s putting on the crocodile tears.
I don’t know why people take such offence to how she gives birth when she has never come out and said whether she’s had natural births or sections. It’s not like she’s pushing a false reality.
It’s her own private business at the end of the day.

glaswe-gal said:

I couldn’t think of a person more undeserving of this collaboration. One, because she has fashion sense at all (I hate fast fashion) and two, when I was younger back when she started blog and had just become quite popular I went into Mac to get foundation, if u know Mac in cork is quite small, she was at the only counter with her friend and I could hear them chatting about Snapchat!! And they complete ignored my existence. I stood there for a good 2 minutes until another girl came to check on me. As a young girl that was the beginning of a downward spiral for me- completely lost all confidence, self esteem, and was really down in myself, constantly thinking I was nothing because these girls ignored me I obviously wasn’t good enough! I’m 30 now and realise she wasn’t worth all the trauma but at the time it really ruined me

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Her blog is only around 7 years since her wedding...so you were around 23 at the time? Obviously it's not nice to be ignored at a make up counter but your reaction seems a little extreme

Give the girl a break, shes damned if she talks about stuff and damned if she doesn't. So what if she had sections before that doesn't mean she cant go into labour or that her waters didn't break. Her baby was born a week ago and shes barely getting an hour with him a day. If she is upset that's normal.

I got up at 5am said:

She probably forced herself to do it and is in complete agony but hey anything for the gram

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Or maybe she’s absolutely bursting with happiness at welcoming a healthy little boy into the world & their lives given the male tragedies that have occurred in her family. Hence the jumping around.

Jez her stories are strange. 3 years of her life ruined because she was trying to buy a house.....despite owning a house. What a world we live in.

If she had been bawling her eyes out about how hard and awful the labour was and how difficult the neonatal experience is she’d have been criticised for frightening pregnant women and not being grateful that she had a healthy baby when others struggle to conceive.
Sometimes they really just can’t win.

I don’t think the Rachel Gorry comments are fair at all. She comes on some evenings and bawls her eyes out about how much she misses her husband and how hard it is to deal with his absence. She often says her husband wanted her to make the page to keep her busy and she admits it does keep her busy during the day and it keeps her mind off all that is going on around her. I really don’t think any of us can make judgement about how anyone is grieving, people grieve in many different ways.

FYI if you would ever like to read an article behind a paywall. Simply copy like for said article. Google archive.ph and paste the article into search bar then on website. It was another tattler posted it before and it’s been brilliant.

She did go to Mount Mercy, she was the biggest bully in the school. I was in her year and I was absolutely terrified of her. She ran a club called the MMM club. Stood for Mercs, Money and Musto (it’s a sailing jacket brand) if you didn’t have all 3 she basically made your life a misery. On non uniform days she would stand at the front of the school scoring people out of 10 for their outfit. I dreaded non uniform days, used to wear my uniform and pretend I forgot as I was so intimidated my her and her crew. I don’t know if she has changed now as secondary school was a long time ago but I hope she has genuinely changed.

Savagelovebrokenheart said:

I saw her with Bowie in apple green yesterday lunch time so I was very surprised to see the dramatic post last night. She is lucky to be telling the tale today if her appendix bursted, some dose. She could do with some of that tan water she is always talking about she was as white as a sheet on her storys today. I have a confession to make, I say Ghandis flip flop too ever since I heard it on Gordon Ramsey, I didn’t know people would have considered it racist?

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I think its an over reaction to consider it racist tbh

Are we really begrudging a 4 year old a unicorn party with her parents and little sister after having her whole little world upended and spending such a long time in lockdown, away from her little friends and their extended family?

Maybe it was excessive but no rules were broken and the last few months has been so hard on everyone, why shouldn’t she get to have a little party with her immediate family members?
After the last few months most parents I know are doing anything they can to put smiles on their kids faces.
This hasn’t been an easy time for anyone.
Begrudging a 4 year ole her cake, bouncy castle and balloons is frankly pathetic.

God the infights on these threads are so entertaining.

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First time poster here so please be gentle . I love Lisa and Ive followed her since she first started. her social media since she had bowie has been pretty bad but look she’s a busy mam so it’s understandable and so be it. I agree this thread is tame compared to others but ive seen the worst most disgusting abuse I’ve ever seen about any irish blogger online (not tattle before anyone attacks me ) and unfortunately as lisa said the minority of people who hate her really really seem to hate her and make her life miserable. i live in cork and have seen her around a good few times and have myself witnessed a group of girls openly laughing at her and slagging her off in town. i was appalled and was more upset about it than she was she just ignored it but god you must take these things home with you and it’s got to affect her mental health. I got the impression shes not referring to tattle when she talks about trolls, i think people are contacting her directly and any blogger knows to avoid tattle like the plague anyway. She seems to be all over the place since she had her little boy and shes been on chatting more than she has been for a while but might do her good to take a break from social media for a while and enjoy her gorgeous family because thats the most important thing at the end of the day

“I want that one”. Veruca Salt wouldn’t get a look in with this one.

laralife said:

I have five children…it’s lazy parenting. No one can convince me otherwise

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It’s not lazy parenting. It’s choosing your battles. Restaurants aren’t fun for small children. I equate bringing children to restaurants to them bringing me to a soft play, or park. I’m on my phone too, because I am only there for them. I find it boring. I’d lose my mind sitting in a soft play for an hour with no phone or nothing to read. So, if I want to sit longer than 20 minutes at a table, they can have their screens.

Well whoever said it was a girl to be called Blossom Ruby either talking a load of shite or maybe Lisa was doing some Coleen Rooney style planting stories to weed out the rats coming on here