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I think it’s incredibly bizarre that all we see of her life is her standing in a corner of her bedroom trying on clothes-and all of a sudden she’s pregnant? Did she order the sperm off Asos? Aff link ofc.

I heard he woke up and asked her which docs she finds the easiest to break in.

barryjones said:

The colour is blocky and really badly applied. Also the extensions don't blend in at all.

Also STILL fucking obsessed with being a 'scene kid'. You're in your thirties love. It's pathetic that this is your entire personality.

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Scenior citizen

would love to know why you get so many messages asking for the link to your crusty old L necklace who is buying it

Madeofeyes said:

I still vote for Dallas or Alexis - anything aof related

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Called it!

Hello! Frequent reader but very infrequent poster. I was just swiping through thinking how dirty she always looks and came on here to see whether anyone else had commented on this. Anyway... I used to work at a fast fashion company on the affiliate team and we had to switch her commissions off because she was bad mouthing us almost obsessively because her order got lost or something... and still using affiliate links! I don’t work there any more but after a few years I’ve seen she’s started mentioning them occasionally again. Our PR team also took her to a festival (I can’t remember which) but they said she was SO rude and kept rolling her eyes, taking selfie’s and saying “let’s pretend we’re having fun”.

Holy moly, she and I are both 32. Can we not describe that as ‘a few years off 40’ thanks

Tiger tat said:

Holy moly, she and I are both 32. Can we not describe that as ‘a few years off 40’ thanks

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Yes this is the most offensive thing I've ever read on Tattle.

If we get to thread 3 surely it HAS to be Lily Melrose #3: The chokehold is unmatched

Thoughts?

So we're still very much living the "recovering scene kid" life with Lily. I myself love all this, I listen to BMTH, Underoath, Don Broco, Alexisonfire etc.... & still throw in a bit of Linkin Park, Slipknot or The Used now & again and just love all kinds of metal, post hardcore, emo and rock music in general, always have. I wore the big baggy jeans and terrible grungy eyeliner as a teen. Then progressed to studded belts, drainpipes and the severely side sweep fringe... before then embracing the achingly cool indie kid vibe era *WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, YOU'LL NEVER BE ALONE AGAIN* I did all the piercings & the band tees. I still go to gigs, I love a festival & still wear my checkerboard Vans & I'll always be that rock kid on the inside, that will never leave. But I'm in my 30s now. I'm also a mother. A homeowner. I work in a corporate office. I like to dress smart, sometimes pretty and feminine & sometimes a bit grungy. I wear pencil skirts and heels at times then at other times I get my dungarees on and I'm drilling holes and putting shelves up. I even occasionally like a bit of house music which the younger me would have died at by the way I look, people who meet me would have no idea that screaming to heavy metal music on my commute home is my idea of heaven!

My point is your personality can have so many different facets and there can be many versions of you, it's OK to love A LOT of different things and evolve - it's quite frankly boring how Lily just hangs so desperately onto one idea and runs with it as if she is the only one who has ever been that way. Honestly, I get Peter Pan syndrome with this one. Like a couple of years back when she went nuts for micro dermal piercings as if she was the first and only one who discovered these. Everyone I hung out with had these back in 2005. And yeah they're cute but they're shit and grow out like immediately. And Lily is only like a year or two younger than me, why so late to the party? And then getting a first tattoo very recently... nothing wrong with that but it just has the feel of clutching onto your youth for me?

The grown ass woman just doesn't want to accept she's not 16 anymore. Living in a bedroom parading around in outfits and playing with make up.... still?

It honestly wouldn't even bother me that much if she'd just be nice and pleasant and somewhat grateful for where she is - like honestly, live how the F you want, but her air of entitlement and spoilt brat vibe is grating - does she not realise how lucky she is to earn easy cash by doing barely anything sat on her arse at home or occasionally sticking a dress on and standing by a wall? She never answers anyone's comments and if she does, they're rude or passive answers.

I quite like the new colour of her hair, the highlights she had are nice and do suit her skin tone, but just wish for the LOVE OF GOD she'd learn how to style it properly, she always just looked like she rolled out of bed then spent 2 mins using the straightener on just the fringe but ALL WRONG

Tegs said:

I'm so confused by her style. I used to dress like her back in the day but as I got older my style kinda grew with me. She just seems stuck in dressing like an "alternative" teenager.

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the thing is she that she never used to dress “alternative” when she was younger . When I first started following her she dressed like this.. and that was 9/10 years ago maybe? Maybe longer.
Idk why she goes on like she was some MySpace scene queen. It’s hilarious.

I'm all for calling Lily out on her questionable behaviour but the body shaming is getting kind of OTT, we shouldn't roast her for things about her appearance that are out of her control. i know its hypocritical of me since I'm on a gossip site to begin with but it seems unfair and gross to laugh at her breasts

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: she actually has a really unique opportunity to make decent, relevant content as a 31-year old who does live in a house share, isn’t in a serious relationship, doesn’t have kids, doesn’t have a big career etc.

There are a lot women like her out there, and many more who would relate to aspects of her life (aka not having everything society and the media tells us we should) who would probably love to see someone talk about all these things; it would be a true niche and I think if done well, she’d probably garner a very loyal and engaged following.

She’s clearly too lazy to do it, though. Just stuck in her bedroom, taking outfit pics, competing with 18-year olds who have far more relevant style. I think she’s still got such an inflated ego from her Lookbook.Nu and early blogging days. People have moved on, Lily! Time for you to move on too.

He opened his eyes and asked her to name 3 slipknot songs

That’s why she called the police first

xits_jjx said:

If I’m being honest I think it depends on the person. I personally wouldn’t be ok with it and nor would my little sister with her fiancé, but our older sister and my mum dgaf about it one bit and I’ve seen the type of things my dad likes and shares on fb and I’ve seen my brother in law in some models likes, but my sister & mum just genuinely don’t care. Maybe Lily doesn’t either.

I know I do though, the first thing I told my husband when we got serious was that I better not catch him perving at internet girlies

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I personally don’t care if my man looks at nudie models - however, the thing I would find a red flag is when the amount of models outweighs anything else they follow. For example, I work in cosmetics which is one of my main interests so most of my follows are cosmetic companies, makeup artists, etc. My boyfriend’s main interest is music so most of his follows are bands, record labels etc. (aside from actual friends and acquaintances.) Makes me think that this guy’s main interest is tits

A tattoo of her liketoknowit link

Is she really describing her baby as an “alt baby” in a serious and non ironic way, Jesus Christ

Literally can’t wait til he’s 2/3 years old and screaming at her for trying to dress him ~ALT~ when he just wants to wear a Bluey T-shirt, a Spiderman hat with odd socks and yellow trainers with football shorts… it will absolutely kill her

Lotus101 said:

I’m convinced she’s going through some weird age regression ... she acts / speaks like a teenager.

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Lily Melrose aka Llymlrs #3 What’s my age again?

Thanks Lily for educating us on a band everyone’s been listening to for about 15 years