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The dog’s gone, but no one knows where to. Baggy jumper and leggings, that’ll do. Twin mum life, did you know that’s two?!

Tinker said:

Who cares how may they had? It’s about time people just start living and enjoying everything they do at the end of the day we are all here to make memories and to live are best lives unfortunately life and people in our lives aren’t here forever

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I’m afraid I’m inclined to agree. Whilst during lockdown I was one of those shocking rigidly to the rules, enough is enough now. We can’t go on like this forever. I lost a dear relative a few weeks ago, and it absolutely breaks my heart to think he spent the last year and a half on his own, not seeing his great nieces grow up. I wish I was one of the people who broke the rules.

Maybe if she went up to a farm, shaved a sheep, worked the wool, hand sawn the milk jug motives, used organic colouring harvested from a squid she killed with a her bare hands, and washed the finished muslins in tears of a 100 nuns whilst breastfeeding her 2!!!babies MAYBE then those muslins would be worth £18. Buying cheap Chinese tat off Aliexpress and selling it on for a 200% markup is not a business darling, it's daytime robbery and you should be ashamed of yourself, Emma! So should everyone who falls into these instahuns traps and deceitful ways to market themselves as a 'small business'.
I am angry.

Basicbasic said:

Definitely looks like more than 30 in that garden party.

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If football, G7 and Ascot can have their own rules then why can’t weddings. There’s more people in the supermarket. We cannot stay locked down, this isn’t living. I’ve stuck to all the rules, am vaccinated yet we are still being told what we can and can’t do.

Imagine going out for a lovely meal on a weekend away from your three kids, then instead of going back to the hotel for a shag. You go to primark. Danny mate blink twice for help.

notyourhunhun said:

I would almost certainly guarantee that she is. Any child is a blessing & even more so after fertility issues & previous losses.
Noothingsaylike pimping out your rainbow babies

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notyourhunhun said:

I would almost certainly guarantee that she is. Any child is a blessing & even more so after fertility issues & previous losses.

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Nothing says a blessed feeling like pimping out your rainbow babies for a few quid

She’s having twins! Honestly over the moon for her, she’s a lovely mummy

twinmamma88 said:

Wev for a compete refurb with 2 year old twins and a 9 month old. All we could afford

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Excuse me, Em is the only person in the world to have twins. I think you’re lying

I am cringing at the above why does she speak like that??

Thread four, it took a year cos she’s such a bore

Curlywhirly23 said:

Does this woman have anything positive to say about motherhood, all she does is moan

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I would kill to be sat with my child painting whatever they wanted to paint. Having suffered a loss herself I'm surprised at the stuff she moans about. Many years of infertility here, a loss of my miracle first baby and now finally 24 weeks pregnant, I'm still convinced I'm not bringing a baby home. Give me all the painting and silly conversations any day.

Doesn’t work. Sells children and Lumi on Insta for a wage. Only has 1 stable regular income via husband. However can still afford to sell house to buy bigger house, can afford Range Rover, can afford various expensive overnight stays and eating out. Can afford PS5.
All achieved by ads and selling out on an app.

I actually give up at real life. I really do

Can we play instahun house bingo? My guesses:

extension with bifold Doors in black
Subway tile kitchen with black grout
Pampas grass
Some cabinet with cane door panels
Neon sign with tacky phrase: “this kitchens made for dancing” etc

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winners get the satisfaction of knowing they put in a hard days work to provide for themselves and their families without begging on Instagram.

much love

Nmml said:

Can we play instahun house bingo? My guesses:

extension with bifold Doors in black
Subway tile kitchen with black grout
Pampas grass
Some cabinet with cane door panels
Neon sign with tacky phrase: “this kitchens made for dancing” etc

please feel free to add

winners get the satisfaction of knowing they put in a hard days work to provide for themselves and their families without begging on Instagram.

much love

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“The colour on every wall in the house is setting plaster from Farrell and ball but colour matched at our local paint centre”

thread suggestion: Emma's family...more bubbles than an Aero!

She’s criticising shit you get on Amazon when she runs a ‘business’ of shit she buys from Alibaba and AliExpress. Full family boils my piss, nothing but money grabbing bastards the lot of them. Between her, the sister and Lil. God knows what the fellas do, there’s only Kieran who knows how to graft.

Anyone else bored of the “Twin” thing. Can’t believe we have TWO Snuz Pods in here (gifted, obvs ) these carriers are expensive when you need TWO. Getting out the house with TWO babies is hard etc etc. We get it, you’ve got twins which equals TWO babies !! You don’t need to remind us 5 times a frigging day, every day !!
She’s like the only woman to have ever given birth! I have an almost 8 year old, 3 year old & a 20 week old baby & sometimes it takes me all morning to get ready & out the house - it’s not exactly a breeze to all us inferior Mums that only have the ONE baby either you know . Feel like is typical Em to be able to “one up” everyone else.

I absolutely LOVE that not everyone on this thread are the covid Police! Who cares if she has more than 30 at her wedding, I know I for sure would’ve! This shambles has been going on for well over a year now, those people who have always stuck to the GUIDELINES (not rules), had your vaccine that we actually know nothing about yet - how’s that going for you? My parents are both high risk and in their 70s and while I am careful I am dammed if I am spending what precious time I have left with them…. Not seeing them because of a virus with a 99% survival rate. Imagine not having your loved one at your wedding because Boris says you’re not allowed and then you sit down and watch 20k people in the crowd at the euros? Or at ascot? Or the g7 summit. I will probably get a warning for this but this is tattle to talk about the influencers etc not to be there covid police.

In a world where you can be anything, don't be a lumi hun #cunt

She’s maybe trapped under a pile of deliveries and Danny is just enjoying the peace