ariannabrandolini

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I am SO glad there is a thread about Laura! I have been dying to spill the beans! For background - Mila went to nursery with my daughter.

She is absolutely insufferable. She comes across as nice on Instagram, but I can assure you, she is not in real life. She is pretty much the only parent in the year who doesn't disclose her address on the school lists and is very cold to the other mothers. And, remember when she said she didn't care about the gender of her babies? Total BS. She cried for 2 weeks after she found out Anoushka was a girl. She was DESPERATE to have a boy. Hence the feeling complete now that they have the Christ child Casimir.

Her husband, Mark Wills. He is a toad. I mean, he actually looks like one, and acts like one. I think part of the reason she doesn't show him on Instagram is not because he has privacy concerns (if that were really true, why on earth would he let her pimp out her kids like she does?), but because he looks like the back end of a bus. When he drops Mila off at school, I have seen him barge past other parents - he is rude, oafish, and arrogant. My friend works as a headhunter, and the stuff she knows about his business shenanigans and his damning peer reviews is quite shocking. Simply put, he is a total bastard. But absolutely loaded - and that is obviously the reason Laura is with him.

Laura is disingenous, money-grabbing, and a terrible mother for exposing her children online. The other mums at the school gossip about her behind her back (and by the way, there are lots of other celebs' kids at the school, plus genuinely ultra wealthy people with yachts/multiple homes around the glob, but they are the least showy, and would never DREAM of sacrificing their childrens' privacy at the altar of their own vanity).
 
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stillogo

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Wow so much to say here! I’ve been waiting for this thread! Honestly I felt she had an injunction against this site or something that there wasn’t one, I’m convinced she uses that feature on Instagram where you ensure certain words can’t appear in your comments, all this BS from her about wanting to ensure her feed is a positive place only- eye roll

I don’t want to give away how I know her but I’m an acquaintance of hers and I feel in the last year or two I’ve come to see her true colours...

Her husband is NOT from money and is an ordinary background so there is no old money here, he just earns a fortune from that firm.. her own family were comfortable but if you look at her baby shower photos for Mila it was in her mums house and decor was v ordinary

Tea on Sophie P- yes went to same school, never was nice about her at ALL until Sophie became the darling of insta interiors now she likes to reference they are old friends.. not true

Hannah Strafford T- she can’t stand. Was full on mean girl about her and ignores her at events. Hannah is properly posh but she is actually a lovely person and much more authentic than FBB

The house is rented everyone they don’t own it, which makes all the wall papering an absolute waste of money. That fromental wallpaper is thousands...

in my opinion her style changed as she got influenced by others, her earrings for Soru have to be the only ones I don’t like those tacky hearts are gross , ‘we designed together ‘ sure hon...

I don’t know why she always said ‘ we always had great sleepers’ she didn’t as she used to message me saying they were in her bed or all waking at night not sure why she is making out she is only going back to sleepless nights now

ALSO has anyone noticed she went through a phase of stretching her legs?! To appear taller, she’s not actually tall, average height , and honestly once you notice it it’s so so obvious don’t think she does it now but the period between Anoushka and Luna it was ridiculous

Clearly she doesn’t eat much and why does she keep sharing her horrible salmon soup I doubt anyone is asking for the recipe

She can’t cook at all or so she says but decided to make out that in lockdown she is now pretty good.. I highly doubt it

If I see her write ‘ I blame you ‘ whenever she is copying an item from flavia.. one more time. No your just trying to keep up with each other..

She seems like before insta fame she was very reliant on her husband , how many times does she say ‘ I’m just sooooo in love with my husband ‘ but she’s now finally made a few girls mates on insta, Olivia Rubin ( who is so rude ) mum life styled , Holly scarsella etc etc etc

Haven’t noticed re the glam squad but now you say it yes . Her hair is better shorter also that Barbie long curly hair doesn’t suit her

She got quite a lot of back lash for going to Dubai was it at Christmas? In fairness she handled the nasty comments well, not like her mate flavia who attacked anyone who dared criticize her for being out of touch with reality. But I’ll bet she will find some way to work around getting away again even if your not supposed to this summer

The place she stayed at in the cotswolds was 40k for the week

She also doesn’t tag people or ever give anyone a shout out I noticed or do follow Fridays

My gut says she would love to come across as a Perneille Teisback type but she’s not cool enough too swept up in trends

Sometimes she reverts back to her neutrals and looks great but these rainbow outfits drive me mad. The coloured Chanel’s and Manolos herself and Flavia just morph into one, with their lapdog Ingrid W whose just dying to be as insta relevant as them..

She has a real sense of ownership over everything I feel, everything is ‘ one of my fave brands ever, or a new brand I’ve discovered’ she literally says that about everything

Is quite mean and bitchy about people she doesn’t know, has passed comments when at events and I might have asked oh was such a person there , definitely finds it difficult to trust people or is wary of them which would suggest she doesn’t have many friends

Finally 100% dying for a boy, let’s face it we have all seen all the little girls content over and over, Belle Enfant, la coqueta, etc etc.. she was only dying for a boy especially as all the bloggers were having boys, Lena lutter who has 3 girls also had a boy , allthingsvictoria, Tijan Serena, trying to keep up. Don’t buy that she didn’t know the gender either!
 
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880411

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I loved her when she got dressed in the outrageously glam outfits and was a bit of an enigma
Now she’s sharing mum stuff and linking Amazon loungewear she’s lost her appeal for me.
If I want to see a kid hanging round someone’s neck who’s wearing cheap loungewear I’ll look in the mirror 😂
 
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