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Ok guys, so I asked my partner if I could put some Laura stories on here and he said I could as long as it wasn’t traceable back to him. So he’s edited them but here goes!

First story!
I met Laura at a party about 4 years ago. I was chatting to Iain at the bar, he’s very friendly, I had met him about 5 or 6 times at this point. Laura came over and was like umm hello?! hands on hips, weird, stroppy vibe at Iain and I. I was polite, said hello and Iain introduced me. Iain says this is *blank*, she is *blank’s* partner. Laura is immediately a different woman, smiley, all fake compliments ‘gosh you’re so stunning! Iain don’t look at her, don’t want you running off on me blah blah.’ I mean, I’m not an ogre but I’m certainly not a supermodel, was all a bit OTT

Iain orders some drinks and she says ‘so what do you do?!’ all very charming, smiley, hand on my arm. I don’t work in media so I say what I do and the whole act drops. She turns to Iain and right in front of me says ‘why are you wasting time with her, this is prime networking for us.’ There were a lot of media industry people at the party. I tell you I’ve never been so shocked in my life! Later that night I was going to the loos and she let the loo door go as I was walking towards it, nearly hit me in the face, proper mean girl crap!

Second story!
Iain had quite a big comedy gig in London and my partner and I attended. We went backstage and had drinks. Saw Iain, said congrats, he was really humble and sweet about it, said he was nervous etc. Laura wasn’t there and I heard a few people asking Iain where she was. About an hour later she turned up, really overdressed considering it was just drinks - sequin mini dress, shit loads of makeup. I noticed her speaking to some people but never saw her go over and speak to Iain, let alone congratulate him. The next day my partner told me he had had his usual catch up with Iain and he had told him that she had only come because she found out there were ITV execs there and she wanted to network. Was probably less than 6 months before Caroline Flack died, can’t remember exact dates though

I have loads of these by the way, let me know if you would like more

Another dig at Laurs for her attempt at promoting her clothes collab this week

How am I only just seeing this latest drama

I kinda love that she's been enabled for so long she truly thought that twitter vile message telling people to target someone was acceptable. Terrible woman.

Attaching the receipts for thread #2!

influenzas said:

Strikes me a lot of Me-gain

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shes a perfect mix of Markle and that insufferable attention whore Michelle Heaton

this needs a repost. Keep you child off line, but stop making a song and dance of the fact you’re keeping your child offline.
LOOK AT ME KEEPING MY CHILD OFFLINE IN THE MOST PUBLIC WAY POSSIBLE, DO YOU KNOW HER NAME, NO, BUT YOU SHOULD CARE BECAUSE I KEEP MAKING SURE YOU ALL REMEMBER YOU DON’T KNOW HER NAME.

Dose. You’re a dose Whitmore.

I saw this comment on Daily Mail about. Laura.. wonder how true it is..


Caroline did NOT okay it with Laura, this is an utter myth and a narrative that needs correcting. She said afterward 'I'm glad it's Laura' which was the party line, pushed by ITV. Laura and her management team pitched for the job while Caroline still had it, as soon as the reports of domestic trouble started emerging. She hunted the job down while Caroline was still alive, and has taken no part in any of the tributes to her since. The one comment she did make, her emotional speech the morning after her death, happened to be scripted and delivered on live radio, and Whitmores team even put it forward for nomination as 'radio moment of the year' at the Aria awards. THAT is how cold and self centred she is. Vile.

That website looks awfully familiar

I’ve only just mustered up the energy to try talking about how fucking awful her post about suicide awareness is and I’m still furious so I apologise in advance if this comes off all over the place.

As someone who’s attempted suicide multiple times (and as recently as earlier this year) and has depression, anxiety and CPTSD, I’m furious by the ignorance.

She clearly doesn’t understand shit about mental illness and the elements that play into it (e.g. social inequalities). It’s not as simple as “no one can change your life except for you.”

Not everyone has access to the resources she does should she ever need them. Mental health care is extremely difficult to get on the NHS and services are limited due to funding cuts. There are many that don’t exist anymore because the funding for them stopped.

She’s got a huge platform. She needs to use it responsibility by educating herself and stop peddling her toxic positivity bullshit onto everyone.

I'm truly baffled how some one can be so lacking in self awareness.. Laura is a massive cog in the wheel of the industry she claims is intrusive, her and her husband work on such a problematic show, how can she possibly think that she is morally above this journalist.. Love Island is exploitative, I don't mean that in a high brow, "I'm too good to watch the show" way.. I've watched it and sometimes get sucked into it for the drama but when you think about it, the entire premise of the show revolves around playing with the emotions and feelings of the contestants, the challenges are designed to cause drama, the contestants are then thrown to the media wolves.. Laura then acting all holier than thou is so annoying when she is one of the biggest mean girls going and the Eoghan McDermott link is def a factor.. her and Eoghan are very good pals, both were part of the London Irish Crew for a while, calling themselves the LIC, they used to be all over each others socials along with Niall Horan, she def had a vendetta against that particular journalist in retaliation for an article on Eoghan.. all she really said was that it was strange he disappeared.. which it is!!!

Perfectly put.

Laura Whitmore is nauseating. She’s now whinging about being followed by the paps at a “distressing” time when yesterday she was posting Insta stories of her dancing shoes, dancing to music and taking selfies.

another self serving attention seeker

An excellent contrast in entertainment news tonight. It turns out Jimmy Carr has a 2 year old son. It’s been rumoured for ages, there were speculative stories at the time that his partner was pregnant. They didn’t address them, they didn’t feel the need, they’ve gone about their private lives privately.

Jimmy Carr is a much bigger name and much bigger star than Laura Whitmore.

Jimmy Carr might well have been unhappy with press intrusion at the time. The way he and his partner dealt with it was to stay private with it. He is on tv WAY more than Whitmore. Yet his private life stayed private.

Maybe it’s because he didn’t feel the need to post photos of his babies feet every week. Or drop subtle shots of the babies passport. Or mention it’s feeding regime. Or his routine as a new father.

Maybe he just wanted privacy, so he stayed private about it. Just like Adele, just like countless other much bigger names than The Whitmore.

Moral of the story - if you want privacy, you can have it. If you crave the oxygen of constant attention and publicity, privacy is one of the things you lose - because you gave it away yourself, to feed your ego.

I was one of those women who after birth was determined “not to make the baby change me” and even after a CS somehow fitted promptly back into a lot of my “before clothes”.

I was the first in my friendship group to have a baby and was out and about within about three weeks, to the pub, up to London on the train, everything was just so, I had a baby that slept brilliantly everything was just as it should be.

then around week ten I started losing it a bit, and hearing voices and the effort to keep up led me to some kind of physical breakdown and I couldn’t feed my baby anymore and I was just fucked. I’m amazed my wound didn’t get infected but I did heal badly and that came back to haunt me for baby #2.

I still to this day feel really messed up and angry about that time in my life, that I put my old life and my desperation to keep up appearances before my actual child - and the guilt burns. Like it or not you have to rest after having a baby, for weeks, no matter how in control of your shit you may feel.

this is the reason when I see all these pouty photos and knowing the effort it takes to position a large maternity pad in place and to bend without wincing and to be able to haul your tights over your arse and for it all to stay in place... it’s unsustainable and no matter how hard you try your body will find a way to go “oi! STOP”.

anyway, massive ramble but I find her account (which I don’t follow but will snoop at) actually triggering, as much as I hate that word and it’s overuse now.

I am in no doubt she loves that kiddie very very much, but there is a definite denial about her “new normal” going on that’s really starting to look forced and frankly worrying.

MakeDamnSure said:

^^ haha I was just about to post the same thing! I’m sure they don’t actually see the questions beforehand either!

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Did Jack Grealish's girlfriend get to OK the questions too, then - because that's who she was disrespecting.

If any new mums are reading this, it's absolutely fine to just have a nice sit down while you're feeding your baby. More than fine, in fact. Laura needs to take a day off from being a prize twat.

Although no doubt she posted that purely for the reason she could include 'edited a script' so we all know she's a proper 'writer'

New to Tattle, and see it says it’s “Almost time for a new thread, post your thread name suggestions and vote!”

May I suggest;

Stevie’s Mom Has Not Got It Going On!

I’ve met Laura loads of times - my partner works with Iain a lot. Iain is lovely, really down to the earth, always remembers things and will follow up next time I’ve seen him, very generous. He comes across as a bloke he wants to drink, have a laugh and play fifa.

Laura on the other hand… I won’t go into specifics because I don’t want to be too identifiable and my partner to get into any shit but put it this way, in our house she’s known as ‘cuntylocks’

Can only imagine the mood in the Whitmore-Stirling house at the moment

HAD to make an account to post. I was so triggered by the smug Instagram post. I’m 8 months PP, we had a horrendously traumatic birth with emergency c-section after a 50 hour labour where I was then sedated because the pain relief wore off while they were cutting me open in theatre, my son had to go to special care so I was staying in a completely horrendous understaffed ward without any family through Covid. We then had a horrendous breastfeeding journey where I felt like a total failure because he could never latch and had 100% tongue tie. I’m undergoing birth trauma therapy and am on medication for PND.
TELL ME AGAIN HOW EASY IT IS LAURA!

Just to even things out, I breastfed one of my kids and I use to sit on the couch for hours on end at the beginning making my way through different tv series. I mean like at least 5 hours on the couch, only getting up to pee or make food. I would drop my older kid to school and settle myself on the couch when I got back, best time of my life just to add, I had bad PND after having my first kid so I decided that my only objective second time around was to keep the kids alive and myself sane.